tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post9084262896608716554..comments2023-11-03T11:44:05.173-04:00Comments on Blind Items Exposed: Blind Vice: Sorry Girls, King Schlong Isn't All YoursUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger147125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-86649613367059632672011-11-05T13:16:21.942-04:002011-11-05T13:16:21.942-04:00http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth
/will_...http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth<br />/will_leonardo_dicaprio_win_oscar<br />_gold/273219blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-25785834012131445902011-10-29T12:24:27.458-04:002011-10-29T12:24:27.458-04:00http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth
/look_...http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth<br />/look_leonardo_dicaprio_going<br />_bald/272030blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-33803252182578666442011-06-28T22:16:47.589-04:002011-06-28T22:16:47.589-04:00Does this confirm Blake as veronica beesting and L...Does this confirm Blake as veronica beesting and Leo as King scholong><br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Life is getting in the way of living lately, and your blog is my daily distraction. I was wondering if we could play a round of my new game, Blind Vice Hookups, where your loyal readers try to pair two B.V. players together and give them a nickname. Fun, right? First question: Have Veronica Bee-Stings and King Schlong ever hooked up? And if so, would you call them King Bee or...?<br />—AMM<br /><br />Dear Moniker Mania:<br />I'll bite, babe. Personally, just from names alone I would go with Schlong Sting, but when it comes to this twosome—who do know each other (it's Hollywood after all)—I wouldn't even bother giving them a cutesy joint name at all.<br /><br />Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b249517_morning_bitch-back_where_in_world_zac.html#ixzz1Qcwv6izTAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-71134659189174583522011-06-23T18:12:38.149-04:002011-06-23T18:12:38.149-04:00"Dear Ted:
So it didn't take very long fo..."Dear Ted:<br />So it didn't take very long for Leonardo DiCaprio to be seen with another young model. There are photos ( and a video ) of him flirting with a mystery blonde <br /><br />in NYC the other night while Blake was in L.A. Does she really think he is going to change?<br />—LS<br /><br />Dear Get Real:<br />You must be joking. Neither Blake nor Leo have any intention whatsoever of changing their ways—nor has either party since the inception of their slobberfest."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-13678879069249676362011-06-20T22:54:21.236-04:002011-06-20T22:54:21.236-04:00Dear Ted:
Is King Schlong Robert Pattinson. Do you...Dear Ted:<br />Is King Schlong Robert Pattinson. Do you think he ever cheats on K.Stew?<br />—Zippy Liverpool<br /><br />Dear Short and Sweet:<br />No and no. Rob's Vice is far more complex than the King's.<br /><br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />I think I've got it, doll! King Schlong must be Justin Timberlake! It seems to be the perfect match! Oh, and awesome job quitting smoking!<br />—Hopeful Reader<br /><br /><br />Dear J.T. = K.S.:<br />Wrongo, babe. Nice try though, but the King wouldn't be caught blabbing about an ex-GF like Justin loves to do. Thanks for the kudos on ditching the cigs, babe! Still going strong, can you believe it?<br /><br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />I think King Schlong is Bradley Cooper. With his size 14 shoe, I think he fits the bill!<br />—cjc<br /><br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />I think King Schlong is Bradley Cooper. With his size 14 shoe, I think he fits the bill!<br />—cjc<br /><br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Let me ask another way: How charitable is King Schlong? Please send prayers our way for my 14 y.o. Keeshond rescue dog, Tasha. I adopted her 13 years ago, and she is in the doggy hospital right now for a serious kidney infection. Sniff.<br />—Donna and Tasha<br /><br />Dear Helping Hand:<br />When you say charity, do you mean helping out a good cause or throwing a bone to some horny babe (or occasional boy) at a swanky Hollywood event? Cause the King does both. Best of luck to your pup and kisses to you, mama!blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-38895706435009156102011-06-11T19:18:23.707-04:002011-06-11T19:18:23.707-04:00"Dear Ted:
Love the Awful Truth! Is Jamie Fox..."Dear Ted:<br />Love the Awful Truth! Is Jamie Foxx King Schlong? My rescue cat Aslan needs to know!<br />—Aslan's Parentals<br /><br />Dear Shlong Song:<br />Good guess but no can do. The Schlong is not in Oprah's inner circle."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-37699964622514062672011-06-11T17:39:36.054-04:002011-06-11T17:39:36.054-04:00Was it ever explicitly said that this was an actor...Was it ever explicitly said that this was an actor? If not, I was thinking Michael Bay. He fits a lot of the clues and hints.Jeremyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10851299740802220798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-41399426786712629322011-06-09T21:00:57.113-04:002011-06-09T21:00:57.113-04:00"Dear Ted:
You've said that King Schlong ..."Dear Ted:<br />You've said that King Schlong "rocked" both the stage and the big screen. What about the "small" screen? Has K.S. ever been a regular on TV? My formerly <br /><br />feral cat, Butter, couldn't care less, but I'm a teeny bit curious.<br />—HokieFan<br /><br />Dear Boob Tube B.V.:<br />Yes he's canoodled with cable a few times, but he was hardly the king of anything back then.<br />"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-75220090380906098642011-05-30T09:51:37.353-04:002011-05-30T09:51:37.353-04:00Not an outing at all... but yes a hint.Not an outing at all... but yes a hint.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-77695231695774605192011-05-30T09:51:12.672-04:002011-05-30T09:51:12.672-04:00"Dear Ted:
Can you picture Veronica Bee-Sting..."Dear Ted:<br />Can you picture Veronica Bee-Stings and King Schlong as a couple?<br />—Tiffany<br /><br />Dear Well, Yes:<br />Because I dare say they want to be!"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-77473996463581480742011-05-24T15:08:21.956-04:002011-05-24T15:08:21.956-04:00@pomme I totally thought the same thing when I rea...@pomme I totally thought the same thing when I read that!solarpowerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02974321926426768382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-53311564569737315772011-05-23T08:56:10.080-04:002011-05-23T08:56:10.080-04:00Dear Ted:
Can you picture Veronica Bee-Stings and ...Dear Ted:<br />Can you picture Veronica Bee-Stings and King Schlong as a couple? <br />—Tiffany<br /><br />Dear Well, Yes:<br />Because I dare say they want to be!<br /><br /><br /><br />i think Ted C has outed Veronica Bee-Stings as Blake lively and King Schlong as Leo DicaprioFrenchGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04984690899855445836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-88640655916689300602011-05-23T00:14:39.059-04:002011-05-23T00:14:39.059-04:00"Dear Ted:
Would you say King Schlong is at t..."Dear Ted:<br />Would you say King Schlong is at the peak of his hotness? And his career?<br />—Emily<br /><br />Dear King Pin:<br />No and no. More like was and was."<br /><br />"Dear Ted:<br />Does King Schlong's girl have a Blind Vice moniker of her own? Does the L.A. party chick he shagged?<br />—Dave<br /><br />Dear Penis Envy:<br />No and no. Just because you play with the B.V. big boys doesn't mean you've made a name for yourself too. Though, to be fair, the King has bedded a couple of <br /><br />Blind babes in his day."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-57989116990055860932011-05-13T22:48:45.973-04:002011-05-13T22:48:45.973-04:00http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth
/b...http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth<br />/b241466_leonardo_dicaprio_bar_<br />refaeli.htmlblurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-26958447133088826082011-05-08T00:44:48.402-04:002011-05-08T00:44:48.402-04:00"Dear Ted:
Any dish on this new "rough p..."Dear Ted:<br />Any dish on this new "rough patch" between Leo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli? Or is Leo being linked to Blake Lively again?<br />—LS<br /><br />Dear Are You Serious?:<br />We've been saying for-evuh how Leo and Bar will always be on and off, and not really because of Bar. She's a beauty and a catch, to be sure. Leo is just <br /><br />really much more George Clooney than people (and Leo) like to admit. Always wants to be with the boys and play, in the end."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-32516956179292612142011-04-09T23:51:52.706-04:002011-04-09T23:51:52.706-04:00"Dear Ted:
Is Aaron Eckhart King Schlong?
—Ho..."Dear Ted:<br />Is Aaron Eckhart King Schlong?<br />—Hokie<br /><br />Dear Delish:<br />Nope, but he is still one hot piece of Schlong regardless."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-17885543948680834512011-04-08T14:44:30.405-04:002011-04-08T14:44:30.405-04:00Still points to leoStill points to leoUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09230056246106554331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-64039208699406555692011-04-07T06:33:05.661-04:002011-04-07T06:33:05.661-04:00"Dear Ted:
Is King Schlong Matthew McConaughe..."Dear Ted:<br />Is King Schlong Matthew McConaughey?<br />—B<br /><br />Dear Over and Over Again:<br />Guaranteed, I get this guess once a day for Schlong, and I have definitely nayed it a few times, so here it goes. Nay. Keep guessing!<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Is King Schlong George Clooney?<br />—A<br /><br />Dear King-Size:<br />Hmmm. Not sure, but maybe George would like us to think so?<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Is King Schlong Tom Hardy?<br />—M<br /><br />Dear Hardly:<br />Nope. Not him, either. Think less typical hotness."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-80883744115015342602011-04-02T16:03:22.804-04:002011-04-02T16:03:22.804-04:00"Dear Ted:
When I read that King Schlong'..."Dear Ted:<br />When I read that King Schlong's not overly overcompensating and that everyone that matters has worked with him, the one that came to my mind is Morgan <br /><br />Freeman. He has worked with just about everyone that matters, and I have never heard of him overcompensate himself for any role he may take on (real life or <br /><br />movie life). Which is kind of rare in that town, no?<br />—J<br /><br />Dear Darling:<br />Thank you for the biggest laugh of the week. No. Not him. Much younger."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-16344237085583433412011-03-30T22:31:12.820-04:002011-03-30T22:31:12.820-04:00"Dear Ted:
Is Ashton Kutcher King Schlong?
—r..."Dear Ted:<br />Is Ashton Kutcher King Schlong?<br />—rdiane29<br /><br />Dear Demeaning:<br />No, but he sure wishes he was.<br /><br /><br />Dear Ted: <br />Is King Schlong Olivia Wilde's ex, Tao Ruspoli?<br />—C.L.<br /><br />Dear Looong Shot:<br />Seriously? The day King Schlong is actually revealed may be the end of the world, but really. Tao is not at all on Schlong's level, in any department for <br /><br />that matter.<br /><br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Could King Schlong possibly be Mark Wahlberg? Am I close? If not him, has he worked with King?<br />—janet.haines<br /><br />Dear Short Stuff:<br />Schlong's not overly overcompensating. He's not Wahlberg, trust. Everyone that matters has worked with him, and done a damn good job by his side.<br /><br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Are King Schlong and Cookie Muncher married to each other?<br />—Anne<br /><br />Dear Munchy Matchmaker:<br />No, but that would be one match made in Vice hell. Cookie's hubby isn't as dirty as she is."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-63939739342315092132011-03-29T23:23:16.830-04:002011-03-29T23:23:16.830-04:00Sean Penn? The only thing that throws me off about...Sean Penn? The only thing that throws me off about Leo is him not being at the Oscars. If he's been ruled out why??<br /><br />-EmmyCEmmyChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01941459703222595410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-63122883569282893162011-03-29T23:21:01.112-04:002011-03-29T23:21:01.112-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.EmmyChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01941459703222595410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-32811252510281551062011-03-29T10:34:43.018-04:002011-03-29T10:34:43.018-04:00@I - What does the fact that you consider TM's...@I - What does the fact that you consider TM's wife to be "unfortunate looking" have to do with anything? Sorry that not everyone lives up to your personal standards of beauty. I find it refreshing to see someone in Hollywood that is proud of the face they were born with and hasn't succumbed to the pressure to have plastic surgery.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-64806703019486448032011-03-29T01:35:43.438-04:002011-03-29T01:35:43.438-04:00I doubt Maguire was a straight-up dope dealer and ...I doubt Maguire was a straight-up dope dealer and then became a friend to Leo and then actor. From his history growing up he was probably an actor/drug dealer and met Leo at auditions and became his friend/dealer all the while being an actor as well. Geez, how many people have I met who are actor/personal trainers, actor/CSRs, actor/models/whatever....and this in Toronto. I can imagine LA is much worse.<br /><br />That being said Maguire strikes me as a sleazy opportunist. He was friends with Leo and Leo got him lots of acting roles. And you know he married his entitled and unfortunate looking wife SOLELY b/c she is the daughter of Mayer as in Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. Ugh. He looks so gross and skeezy to me. What a user that guy is.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387623233990567124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-50394039254026343092011-03-29T01:34:49.896-04:002011-03-29T01:34:49.896-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387623233990567124noreply@blogger.com