Comments on Blind Items Exposed: Blind Vice: Loveless Topher Lusts Away the Hours!

Ted C just wrote Topher would be at the Oscar this...

2012-02-24T11:53:26.824-05:00

Ted C just wrote Topher would be at the Oscar this year and Bradley Cooper is presenter this year so...

I have always thought Topher was John Stamos.

2012-02-11T15:12:58.854-05:00

I have always thought Topher was John Stamos.

"Dear Ted: I just saw John Stamos on a talk s...

2012-02-11T15:12:21.537-05:00

"Dear Ted:
I just saw John Stamos on a talk show recently and he is as cute as ever. Would he possibly have a Vice moniker in your collection?
—Pearl Mae

Dear But Of Course:
And he's definitely a fan favorite. Any guesses who?!

Dear Ted:
I'm very interested to hear that John Stamos' Vice is a fan-favorite. Any hints for this serial dog-rescuer? Also, while we are talking Johns…does Johnny

Depp have any sexy monikers?
—P

Dear A John By Any Other Name:
Hmmm, let me think of a clue worthy of your puppy love, P. Mr. Stamos' starring Vice was ages ago…but he made an unnamed appearance in a more recent Vice

that was far juicier. Johnny, on the other hand, has no moniker."

@KaDixonLaw, got it. It's strange to me that K...

2012-01-31T09:18:27.760-05:00

@KaDixonLaw, got it. It's strange to me that Katy was listed as the top suspect for Strawberry when based on Ted's rules for BV Superstars there's no way it could be her.

@Savannah - Yes. If you go up-thread or read Ted&#...

2012-01-30T20:01:18.332-05:00

@Savannah - Yes. If you go up-thread or read Ted's morning mail from 1/27, it seems that SSE cannot have had a husband either.

It boils down to this: if Rooney is Chuck, Strawberry cannot be Katy. Unless Ted changes his tune again, that is.

Wait isn't Katy a BV Superstar? And don't ...

2012-01-30T18:20:59.688-05:00

Wait isn't Katy a BV Superstar? And don't you have to have had at least 2 blinds written about your moniker to be a BV superstar? Before this little update there had only been one blind written about Strawberry so Katy couldn't be Strawberry, right?

I think it's Kevin Connolly... He's friend...

2012-01-29T15:56:15.935-05:00

I think it's Kevin Connolly... He's friends with Leo, briefly married to Nikki Cox (she left him and went with the bunny voice on the show), and they gamble (the poker lawsuit). He dumped a bunch of Hollywood women.

Sorry if this is going over old clues (or if I'...

2012-01-27T16:31:24.720-05:00

Sorry if this is going over old clues (or if I've simply misread the posts!) but has SSE been confirmed a singer?

If not how about Vanessa Hudgens as SSE? Actress/Singer - Multi Talented. ex being Zac Efron, she's currently seing "cute" Austin?

Also her recent film due to be released in Gimme Shelter - she plays Agnes "Apple" Bailey (long shot at being a link I know!)

I'm sure she was also rumoured to have taken drugs at coachella , friends with all the Disney/nickelodeon lot

one of them is wrong we can't have SSE as Katy...

2012-01-27T14:54:24.523-05:00

one of them is wrong we can't have SSE as Katy and CFD as Mara. If we agree that CFD is def Mara then SSE is NOT Katy.

Ted's answer in today's morning mail could...

2012-01-27T13:57:09.098-05:00

Ted's answer in today's morning mail could really shake things up:

http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth/morning_mail_heidi_seal_split_no_big/289552

Rooney Mara is probably Chuck (the timeline definitely supports that). Given the fact that RM has a boyfriend, that must be the statement that is incorrect. That said, SSE's former relationship would have to be with a boyfriend instead of a husband. That would rule Katy Perry out and, as Savannah pointed out, Demi Lovato is also out.

Am I reading that right?!

For what it's worth, Lainey from LaineyGossip ...

2012-01-27T12:23:18.313-05:00

For what it's worth, Lainey from LaineyGossip has emphasized that Bradley Cooper is not gay.

PrincessTiff and Miss_Faye, Demi Lovato can't ...

2012-01-27T10:43:30.031-05:00

PrincessTiff and Miss_Faye, Demi Lovato can't be Strawberry because according to the sister's list Ted said Demi wasn't a BV as of 8/16/11. The first Strawberry BV appeared in 2010.

When Ted refers to "devoted and cute BF"...

2012-01-27T10:39:23.937-05:00

When Ted refers to "devoted and cute BF" couldn't that be in present tense, as in Katy currently has a devoted BF and everything else in her life is fine but because her marriage with Russell is dunzo she's been doing a lot more coke lately? So the "devoted and cute BF" and the guy who broke her heart are two different people?

Right and they also said she was in rehab for coca...

2012-01-25T12:11:51.242-05:00

Right and they also said she was in rehab for cocaine so that gives credence to the Strawberry Snort-em guess

Blindgossip is saying that Demi Lovato is back in ...

2012-01-25T11:11:41.027-05:00

Blindgossip is saying that Demi Lovato is back in rehab. I am defiinitely thinking she's Strawberry Snort-em.

Now I am thinking Lukas Haas? With Ted's stat...

2012-01-22T13:35:41.459-05:00

Now I am thinking Lukas Haas? With Ted's statement that Topher is very close with King Schlong. Lukas and Leo are BFF.

"Dear Ted: Ted, I have two questions on Tophe...

2012-01-22T13:33:54.424-05:00

"Dear Ted:
Ted, I have two questions on Topher Hairy-Tuchus: has he ever been married? And was he at last night's Golden Globes?
—Lyn

Dear Toph Tying The Knot:
Yep, dude was married once before but only for a short time. As for the Globes? We doubt Toph would miss that kind of opportunity to show-off his sexiness!

Dear Ted:
Are Topher Hairy-Tuchus and King Schlong friends? Do they hook up with each other? In your so humble opinion, how hot would that hook up be? Thanks for the

gossip!
—Angela

Dear Friendly Vicers:
You're right in guessing Schlong and Topher are friends—in fact, they're very close. Tough call if they've ever hooked up, but I wouldn't be surprised, even

though Topher's much hotter than the King in my opinion.
"

- He is close with Leo!

I still think it is Katy, and the BF is referring...

2012-01-22T12:21:05.512-05:00

I still think it is Katy, and the BF is referring to Rihanna.

I always thought Strawberry was Katy until this bl...

2012-01-21T17:56:37.190-05:00

I always thought Strawberry was Katy until this blind. It fits Demi to a T now. Her and Wilmer just broke up and rumors of her sliding back into drugs are all around.

I'm on board with the Demi Lovato guess for St...

2012-01-21T13:36:08.378-05:00

I'm on board with the Demi Lovato guess for Strawberry. Sure saying "husband" would have confirmed it for Katy Perry, but that doesn't mean Ted would blatantly lie and say "bf." Would just leaving that sentence out be easier and less lie-y? Also, there have been a lot of reports lately of Demi partying and slipping back into old habits, which would fall in line with her breakup with Wilmer.

I really think Topher is Bradley, the clues of the...

2012-01-20T20:55:35.040-05:00

I really think Topher is Bradley, the clues of the computer gave it away for me. As for Strawberry, I think it's definitely Katy, I remember he said she shared a bestie with Morgan Mayhem, and Katy and Lindsay Lohan are bff's with a Mdmolinari or something, he also said Morgan tweeted Strawberry without getting a reply, an I stalked a bit Lindsay's tweets and found one to Katy Perry, without a reply from her.

Knowing that Bradley Cooper holds a masters degree...

2012-01-20T16:32:17.080-05:00

Knowing that Bradley Cooper holds a masters degree, I asked Ted whether THT was a college grad or if he opted for the school of life. No response, which is my fist time ever not having a question answered. Suspicious?

What about Avril Lavigne for SS?

2012-01-19T21:20:52.496-05:00

What about Avril Lavigne for SS?

Sorry, I meant "female platonic" friends...

2012-01-19T08:01:17.776-05:00

Sorry, I meant "female platonic" friends, of course!

Cait, I don't think that BF means "best f...

2012-01-19T08:00:49.413-05:00

Cait, I don't think that BF means "best friend" in this context, since in the same list Ted checks off "Back-stabbing besties" which would cover the female non platonic friends. "Devoted and cute" are adjectives used for a love interest, and, more importantly, if someone "appears to have it all" you would expect some reference to the person's romantic life.