tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post814870866740428578..comments2023-11-03T11:44:05.173-04:00Comments on Blind Items Exposed: Blind Vice: Red Hot Strippa Caged By Angry Douche!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger102125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-65955898993612442372012-02-26T00:20:32.045-05:002012-02-26T00:20:32.045-05:00"Dear Ted:
It really is tragic that Rihanna s..."Dear Ted:<br />It really is tragic that Rihanna seemingly chooses to go back to Chris (who really doesn't seem to have grown up much), but many women have unfortunately <br /><br />done this before. I would like you to call out not only to the female public to take a stand against domestic violence but also the men. It is equally, if <br /><br />not more important, that men, step forward and clearly state that violence is not acceptable. On that note, Vicers like Coco Bop-It, Sock-It-To-You Sleazewad <br /><br />and Caesar Anchovy-Arse all deserve to get publicly called out on their bad behavior and suffer consequences thereby.<br />—End Rant<br /><br />Dear Air It Out:<br />Call out? I think you just did, babe. And perfectly. As for the Vice stars, I, more than anyone, would like to slap their names up on the site next to their <br /><br />crimes, but that's unfortunately not a reality right now. But you can rest assured that kharma is a bitch."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-29632506499706902572012-02-04T19:31:24.005-05:002012-02-04T19:31:24.005-05:00"Dear Ted:
Complete this sentence, in your hu..."Dear Ted:<br />Complete this sentence, in your humble opinion: J.Lo and Marc Anthony reconciling is about as likely as…<br />—XXOO<br /><br />Dear Good Q:<br />Me and Gwyneth Paltrow partaking in a lusty romp while swapping Goop recipes."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-2807251048243330062012-01-28T13:35:50.456-05:002012-01-28T13:35:50.456-05:00"
Dear Ted:
With some outlets saying Seal'..."<br />Dear Ted:<br />With some outlets saying Seal's "temper" is the reason behind his split with Heidi Klum, I wondered if she is Strippa Rip-Ya?<br />—Your devoted, K<br /><br />Dear Stripped Away:<br />Nope, thankfully. Actually, there's no Blind Vice monikers to be had in this marriage.<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />I honestly didn't see the Heidi Klum-Seal split coming. That one shocked me. As for the other couples, yes.<br />—Dollie<br /><br />Dear Jaded:<br />You mean Demi and Ashton and J.Lo and Marc, for instance? Hey, I was pretty surprised by Demi and Ashton, as they had already been through a lot together— many hardships and experimentations in the marriage (which can bring people together just as much as it can tear them apart), shared interests, similar make-ups. But, alas, you're more interested in Heidi and Seal, which, I must confess, I'm not as much. Only because Seal's been passive-aggressively power-hungry with Heidi, from what I hear—just like Marc was with Jennifer. I mean, look at all the press time he's giving his separation lately! While classy Heidi keeps it zipped. Very tacky on his part."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-82935922803351693292012-01-23T12:56:50.299-05:002012-01-23T12:56:50.299-05:00I have had my doubts about this being J Lo and now...I have had my doubts about this being J Lo and now I can't help but think of Heidi Klum and Seal when I read this. Does anyone know if they already have vices??Michhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08112259207205387779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-39251406361076303882012-01-22T13:45:14.832-05:002012-01-22T13:45:14.832-05:00"Dear Ted:
Was wondering what is going with p..."Dear Ted:<br />Was wondering what is going with poor Strippa Rip-Ya. Is she still finding excuses for her horrible hubby or has she finally gotten out? Always wondered who <br /><br />she was, and how come a diva of her standing accepted being treated like that behind closed doors!<br />—Capella<br /><br />Dear Ripped Apart:<br />Ol' Strip isn't making excuses for anyone these days. But to answer your second Q: it's complicated. SR-Y was always quick with an excuse to defend her <br /><br />horrible husband. Sometimes love blinds you to what's actually going down…sad, eh?"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-71560364893983613512011-12-27T12:13:27.393-05:002011-12-27T12:13:27.393-05:00"Dear Ted:
What's the word on Strippa Rip..."Dear Ted:<br />What's the word on Strippa Rip-Ya and Caesar Anchovy-Arse? Holiday stress is a big trigger for domestic violence; I hope she'll have a safe and happy New <br /><br />Year. What are the chances?<br />—Amelia<br /><br />Dear New Year, New Life:<br />The chances are good, A, since Strippa has finally taken a stand against her man. Although Strippa and Caesar still have their share of troubles, Strippa is <br /><br />in a much better place for 2012. In fact, we think it may be her best year yet. After all, girl managed to remain a powerhouse performer while dealing with <br /><br />Caesar's controlling ways. Now that she has a little more room to breathe, who knows what she will accomplish!"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-24491850810429628422011-12-17T10:30:23.825-05:002011-12-17T10:30:23.825-05:00"Dear Ted:
How is Marc Anthony handling Jenni..."Dear Ted:<br />How is Marc Anthony handling Jennifer Lopez's new boy toy? I can't believe someone with a rumored controlling and jealous nature is OK with her flaunting him around town, especially that trip to Hawaii with her kids. With their new show to film and a public divorce on the horizon, is there a storm brewing?<br />—I<br /><br />Dear J to the Hell No:<br />I'm sure he's not totally psyched about it, but he's smart enough to know when to keep his mouth closed. And in the midst of "a public divorce" is the perfect time for him to do it.<br />"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-34372683829307092372011-10-29T16:17:54.243-04:002011-10-29T16:17:54.243-04:00"Dear Ted:
What's up with one of my fave ..."Dear Ted:<br />What's up with one of my fave B.V.'s Strippa Rip-Ya? Seems to me that another B.V.er whose moniker I have yet to settle on is pursuing Strippa, so I gotta <br /><br />ask—what's up with that? Strippa certainly wouldn't deem to be a beard would she? Is the one whose moniker I have yet to uncover really that desperate for <br /><br />press and why would Strippa "allow" such an obvious use of her bigger spotlight? Doesn't seem she has much to gain. In my eyes he's so B-list to her A <br /><br />status.<br />—J<br /><br />Dear Safe Bet:<br />No, Strippa wouldn't deem to be a beard—ever—but she is looking for someone safe after being in such an abusive relaysh. Don't forget that (very important). <br /><br />Who cares if the dude is B-list or a little less-than-straight? Strippa's only concern is a gentleman who isn't going to hurt her—for now."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-17691181996621510322011-10-29T09:33:44.137-04:002011-10-29T09:33:44.137-04:00http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth
/frien...http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth<br />/friend_of_jennifer_lopez_bradley<br />_cooper/271295blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-53689396246774181522011-10-28T00:36:10.116-04:002011-10-28T00:36:10.116-04:00Dear Ted,
Does Strippa Rip Ya have a nickname of &...Dear Ted,<br />Does Strippa Rip Ya have a nickname of "Lola"? Does Caesar Anchovy-Arse have a nickname of "flaco" or "skinny"?<br />KatieSarah (Novack) Battenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03234826308228352359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-57185573329804770042011-10-24T18:10:57.719-04:002011-10-24T18:10:57.719-04:00I think Ted just outted Strippa Rip Ya as J-Lo and...I think Ted just outted Strippa Rip Ya as J-Lo and Bradley Cooper as a bisexual BV...<br /><br />Dear Ted: <br />What's up with one of my fave B.V.'s Strippa Rip-Ya? Seems to me that another B.V.er whose moniker I have yet to settle on is pursuing Strippa, so I gotta ask—what's up with that? Strippa certainly wouldn't deem to be a beard would she? Is the one whose moniker I have yet to uncover really that desperate for press and why would Strippa "allow" such an obvious use of her bigger spotlight? Doesn't seem she has much to gain. In my eyes he's so B-list to her A status. <br />—J <br /><br />Dear Safe Bet:<br /> No, Strippa wouldn't deem to be a beard—ever—but she is looking for someone safe after being in such an abusive relaysh. Don't forget that (very important). Who cares if the dude is B-list or a little less-than-straight? Strippa's only concern is a gentleman who isn't going to hurt her—for now.Ceehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06650541048094426555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-33157887486235081092011-10-07T20:40:53.203-04:002011-10-07T20:40:53.203-04:00"strippa
Dear Ted:
Every time I read a story..."strippa<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Every time I read a story about Marc Anthony and his split with J.Lo, I get this feeling. I don't know what it is, something about the comments he makes and <br /><br />the way he looks just gives me the feeling that there is more to Mr. Anthony than we know. Am I way off base here or on to something?<br />—Brandy<br /><br />Dear On to Something:<br />He most definitely is not telling all...But neither is Jennifer, for the record. And like all good Hollywood divorces, I'm sure the truth will come out <br /><br />sooner or later. In Marc's case, I'm sure he's hoping it's later."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-27971783149221550002011-09-25T21:36:00.768-04:002011-09-25T21:36:00.768-04:00"Dear Ted:
Jennifer Lopez was photographed ha..."Dear Ted:<br />Jennifer Lopez was photographed hanging out with Marc Anthony and the kids in Miami this past weekend. Is it possible that it really was an amicable split <br /><br />and that they're still friends, or as friendly as they can be, considering they're going through a divorce?<br />—Rachel<br /><br />Dear Block Party:<br />Hardly, doll. It's all plastered-on smiles for the paparazzi these days. And while they can be cordial for the kids (and the biz), they're not friends. <br /><br />Things are definitely not amicable."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-66124991194398728072011-09-10T11:11:24.754-04:002011-09-10T11:11:24.754-04:00"
Dear Ted:
A coffin that he sleeps in when t..."<br />Dear Ted:<br />A coffin that he sleeps in when the sun rises? LOL RT @theawfultruth: What Could Marc Anthony Possibly Be Hiding?<br />—brandibelle73 <br /><br />Dear Truth Slayer:<br />Marc may be hiding a coffin that he tucks away somewhere on the 10+ acres on Long Island but we know there is (much) more. It doesn't that a genius to see <br /><br />that he is not telling us the whole truth."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-77145858470635095292011-09-04T13:29:46.041-04:002011-09-04T13:29:46.041-04:00"
Dear Ted:
I love your take on everything Ho..."<br />Dear Ted:<br />I love your take on everything Hollywood except maybe the whole Angelina Jolie thing since I'm a fan. I believe people can change even if some Vicey stuff <br /><br />remains. But what I wanted to know is if Strippa Rip-Ya is Megan Fox?<br />—Vanessa<br /><br />Dear Outfoxed:<br />Nope, but not a terrible guess. Strippa is more A-list than even Megan, though their talent levels might be equally bitched about. Plus, Megan has a much <br /><br />better sitch on the home front than Strippa does. And I mean much better."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-85376016379391955732011-09-04T12:47:15.321-04:002011-09-04T12:47:15.321-04:00http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth
/what_...http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth<br />/what_could_marc_anthony_possibly<br />_be/261474blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-43485743859386934472011-08-26T13:23:38.870-04:002011-08-26T13:23:38.870-04:00"Dear Ted:
Any updates on Strippa Rip-Ya? How..."Dear Ted:<br />Any updates on Strippa Rip-Ya? How are things with her these days? Is she any closer to being safe?<br />—Wondering in Seattle<br /><br /><br />Dear Ripped Off:<br />Closer? A bit, actually, but she's still making some seriously stupid decisions. Hopefully she'll wrap her head (and luscious locks, too) around the fact that she doesn't have to do everything other peeps tell her. Then she'll truly be better off."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-75817922655525517232011-08-13T09:31:31.994-04:002011-08-13T09:31:31.994-04:00"Dear Ted:
Were you basing your moniker for C..."Dear Ted:<br />Were you basing your moniker for Caesar Anchovy-Arse on the fact that most readers of E! Online probably don't read Shakespeare?<br />—SS<br /><br />Dear Book Brat:<br />No, doll, it's just what I thought of when his greasy ass came to mind. Who am I to assume that my goss-lovin' readers don't spend their free time brushing up on their sonnets or tragedies?"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-3999043806001447032011-08-12T16:48:24.074-04:002011-08-12T16:48:24.074-04:00http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth
/sourc...http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth<br />/source_jennifer_lopez_would_never<br />_go/257530blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-17978090249199713932011-08-06T10:49:40.492-04:002011-08-06T10:49:40.492-04:00"Dear Ted:
Still need clarification on the B...."Dear Ted:<br />Still need clarification on the B.V. name situation. Let's just say Strippa Rip-Ya has an entirely new Blind Vice with someone other than Caesar. Does she <br /><br />get a new moniker? I have to try and track Srtippa's activities as they are so about to heat up. Also, did Strippa have a different B.V. in the past under <br /><br />another name given how she loves those high-profile relationships?<br />—Strippa Stalker<br /><br />Dear Ripped a New One:<br />Unless I out Strippa (or, possibly, she decides to out herself), then she gets one name and one name only, no matter what she's up to with whom. So Strippa <br /><br />(and her fellow Vicers) only appear under one moniker. Got it, babe?blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-53809731446067399262011-07-30T18:30:40.394-04:002011-07-30T18:30:40.394-04:00"Dear Ted:
I enjoy the Blind Vice guessing yo..."Dear Ted:<br />I enjoy the Blind Vice guessing you torture us with! I have a question about Strippa Rip-Ya and Caesar Anchovy-Arse: Are they undergoing a divorce just now? <br /><br />My rescue kitties Lizzie and Ollie would love to know.<br />—Carmel in Minnesota<br /><br />Dear Not to the Rescue:<br />Let's just say they're having their toughest time ever."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-29262523937463599132011-07-25T21:37:28.432-04:002011-07-25T21:37:28.432-04:00"Dear Ted:
What's the latest on Strippa R..."Dear Ted:<br />What's the latest on Strippa Rip-Ya? I just hate hearing that someone is being abused like that. Any sign of her leaving Caesar Anchovy-Arse yet?<br />—S<br /><br />Dear Excellent Question:<br />Never thought I'd say this, but things are looking up. Stay tuned.<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />My Boston Terrier rescue sweetie and I would be interested in knowing if Strippa Rip-Ya and Caesar Anchovy-Arse are as close as they used to be.<br />—Cupcake and Liz<br /><br />Dear Surprise, Surprise:<br />They're a lot closer than people expect, babe. But with all the things the pair has going on, they sort of have to be."<br /><br />What's up with Ted messing with us? Is he just talking about their reality show? Of course he put this 2nd question above a Possum Santana question to throw people towards that. Whatevs.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-58517221525769917892011-07-19T22:56:32.011-04:002011-07-19T22:56:32.011-04:00This reminded me of when I read this item--
http:...This reminded me of when I read this item--<br /><br />http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/392227/lopez-and-anthony-showed-signs-of-marital-problems-insiders-saymisswendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17597188154628892764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-18319609088329107852011-07-18T23:10:43.000-04:002011-07-18T23:10:43.000-04:00"
Dear Ted:
What is with Jennifer Lopez and ..."<br /> Dear Ted:<br />What is with Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony's divorce? Is there a Blind Vice in there? Please do tell.<br />—Carley<br /><br />Dear One of Many:<br />Do you know how full my inbox was today? And it was all about these ex-lovers, too. So ‘bout their Viciness: Well, they're both B.V. superstar material, but <br /><br />only one has had the starring role. Does that make sense? Their Vices didn't exactly push them toward love and happiness, darling."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-57085481798936598872011-07-18T22:46:01.359-04:002011-07-18T22:46:01.359-04:00wow almost a reveal
http://www.eonline.com/uberbl...wow almost a reveal<br /><br />http://www.eonline.com/uberblog<br />/the_awful_truth/b252831_behind_breakup_<br />marc_anthony_had.htmlblurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.com