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"Dear Ted: Please can you give us any clues o...

2012-02-19T08:48:24.395-05:00

"Dear Ted:
Please can you give us any clues on Leo DiCaprio's Vice. Could he possibly be Jerry Rock-Butt? Oh and also, has anyone ever guessed Nevis Divine correctly? I

don't believe in the popular guess. Love from S.A.!
—Mani

Dear Butt of the Blind:
Good guess, Mani, but Leo is not Mr. Rock-Butt. Jerr is a bit younger and fairly hotter than Leo these days. Plus, Jerry is committed, whereas Leonardo so

isn't. As for Nev, some guessers are definitely a lot warmer than others."

"Dear Ted: First, Ryan Gosling was passed ove...

2012-02-11T15:26:56.713-05:00

"Dear Ted:
First, Ryan Gosling was passed over for People's Sexiest Man Alive title; and now he's been completely snubbed by the Oscars. I hope he's taking it better

than Leo DiCaprio! On that note, I was wondering if Ryan and his gal-pal-of-the-moment, Eva Mendes, have been engaging in any Vicey behavior to ease his

pain.
—Klaw

Dear Gimme a Break:
Since when is non-stop, totally exhausting, sweat-pouring nookie a Vice? Ryan, not Leo, that is. And yes, he's taking it better."

"Dear Ted: What have my two favorite Blinds, ...

2012-02-11T15:19:36.024-05:00

"Dear Ted:
What have my two favorite Blinds, Crotch Uh-Lastic and King Schlong, been up to? Oh, and is my new favorite hottie Chris Evans a Blind?
—TNP

Dear Down and Out:
King is down—well, on the down low, that is (and even more so than ususal)—and Crotch is out…as in strung out. But at this point that's typical for him. His

Vice behavior these days is strictly of the nonsexy variety."

"Dear Ted: I have a strong suspicion that bla...

2012-02-04T19:19:58.490-05:00

"Dear Ted:
I have a strong suspicion that blacklisting is still alive and kicking during awards season. I'm just not sure what is causing Leonardo DiCaprio to

experience the Paul Newman Syndrome (seven noms before he could kiss the bald man's head). Did Leo piss off someone with influence or is my conspiracy theory

a bunch of sour grapes?
—KikiTopaz

Dear Where's The Love for Leo:
Even though Leo didn't receive any Oscar love this year, I wouldn't chalk it up to a conspiracy just yet. Thing is, J. Edgar just wasn't that good. In fact,

I found it downright boring. And while politics certainly exist in H'wood, I like to think the Academy cares enough to nominate Oscar-worthy material, which

sadly, J. Edgar was not."

Miss Faye That's what I mean about that ted ne...

2012-01-29T15:47:52.414-05:00

Miss Faye
That's what I mean about that ted needs stop asuming. Just because someone doesn't get a oscar nomination, does that mean that he's depressed. I've had a depression myself years ago and know a lot of other people who have had depressions. And I find it insulting whenever someone thinks that someone who is a little sad of dissapointed at times is depressed. Trust me their is a very huge difference. Whenever a person is depressed they keep shutting the people they love out of their life as much as possible and they don't go out much. Most of their time they just want to sleep and never leave their bed. A lot of people even stop working because of that. A depressing is serious, dangerous and can last for years.

Sheba, I don't think Ted is saying necessarily...

2012-01-29T14:44:24.453-05:00

Sheba, I don't think Ted is saying necessarily that Leo is suffering from an episode of Major Depression, just that he's feeling "down" lately and "kinda depressed" not that he literally has clinical depression which Ted wouldn't know anyway.

If king really is leo, than maybe ted realy should...

2012-01-28T16:04:58.135-05:00

If king really is leo, than maybe ted realy should stop assuming. Because why would he be depressed over his vicey behaviour. His new girlfriend and his mother get along fine. Ted even wrote about it himself once he found out about those pictures. Ofcourse that was after he answered the questions and he stated that king is depressed. And once again I don't think he's depressed. Someone who is depressed doesn't go on holidays with friends and familie, they shut people out their life as much as possible.

"Dear Ted: How many Blind Vicers are amongst ...

2012-01-28T13:56:52.812-05:00

"Dear Ted:
How many Blind Vicers are amongst the Oscar nominees?
—Mookindahouse

Dear Numbers Game:
Four.

Dear Ted:
What's happening with King Schlong? We haven't heard about him in a while...
—C

Dear Nice Try:
Maybe that's because he's very depressed lately?"

"Dear Ted:
Why would King Schlong be depressed? Is it Vice related or career related?
—Pinks

Dear Vice Got Ya Down:
A little bit of both, babe, because with Schlong, his Vice and his career are always connected. But if I had to choose, I would say he's more upset career-wise, for now, although it's tough to tell."

'I would be a little depressed if I had been n...

2012-01-28T05:33:15.952-05:00

'I would be a little depressed if I had been nominated for as many awards and Oscars as Leo and had a stellar career from the time I was a kid like him and they NEVER gave me the award. Sorry, I just think it's time they gave him an Oscar. It's not like the Oscars are based totally on merit anyway.'

I would be a litlle sad too (not depressed). He should at least have won for what's eating gilbert grape. The best presentation of a mentale handicap person I have ever seen. My cousin is very autistic and it was like I was watching my cousin the whole movie.
But I think that everyone knows that the oscar most of the time goes to the people that campaigne the most and best. And he may choose oscarbait parts, he doesn't really campaigne. Either way I hope Gary Oldman wins the oscar instead of Clooney.

I would be a little depressed if I had been nomina...

2012-01-27T18:32:48.546-05:00

I would be a little depressed if I had been nominated for as many awards and Oscars as Leo and had a stellar career from the time I was a kid like him and they NEVER gave me the award. Sorry, I just think it's time they gave him an Oscar. It's not like the Oscars are based totally on merit anyway.

today's BB sealed it for me with him sayinf Ki...

2012-01-27T15:06:47.332-05:00

today's BB sealed it for me with him sayinf King is depressed (ie LEo not nommed for an oscar)

While I'm sure king is leo, I doubd he's depressed. I saw pictures of him today of him being on holyday, with family and friends, having fun. Someone who is depressed doesn't do that. I know from personal experiences.

today's BB sealed it for me with him sayinf Ki...

2012-01-27T14:56:43.424-05:00

today's BB sealed it for me with him sayinf King is depressed (ie LEo not nommed for an oscar)

"Dear Ted: Are Topher Hairy-Tuchus and King S...

2012-01-22T13:38:23.020-05:00

"Dear Ted:
Are Topher Hairy-Tuchus and King Schlong friends? Do they hook up with each other? In your so humble opinion, how hot would that hook up be? Thanks for the

gossip!
—Angela

Dear Friendly Vicers:
You're right in guessing Schlong and Topher are friends—in fact, they're very close. Tough call if they've ever hooked up, but I wouldn't be surprised, even

though Topher's much hotter than the King in my opinion."

^Hihihi! The golf comment is directed at the size ...

2012-01-18T10:06:50.455-05:00

^Hihihi! The golf comment is directed at the size of his appendage, not his proclivities for male-on-male activities. I think if anything, Ted and the rest of the Towleroad crew wishes Fassbender was one of them boys ;-)

How about Michael Fassbender? George Clooney said ...

2012-01-15T23:25:22.601-05:00

How about Michael Fassbender? George Clooney said durring the Golden Globed that he could play gold with his penis.

Is it my beloved hunka sex cake, Gerry Butler? Tr...

2012-01-14T01:45:06.109-05:00

Is it my beloved hunka sex cake, Gerry Butler? Trying to get some press for the actually non-sucktastic Coriolanus?

"Dear Ted: I found a copy of You'll Never...

2012-01-07T14:39:06.943-05:00

"Dear Ted:
I found a copy of You'll Never Eat Lunch in This Town Again, and I'm hooked! Thanks for the suggestion and keep them coming! I really think you should have a

Ted's Book Club monthly selection. Anyway, I was just thinking about King Schlong and was wondering if he got to his A-list status by the good old casting

couch method, specifically with a star director perhaps?
—Nic

Dear Cast-Off:
Hmm, I like the idea of a book club. I'll have to brainstorm on that one with Team Truth. The King started in the biz on his own merit, Nic, but he may have

hopped in a bed or two in his day to take himself to the next level.

Dear Ted:
We all know Leonardo DiCaprio is desperate for an Oscar, but do you think he wants it enough to plan photo ops with Erin Heatherton? Some new pics of them in

L.A. are taken from such close proximity that they would have to know that the pap was there. My question is, does Leo really think a new romance will help

him bring home the statue? (P.S. I have my money on George Clooney.)
—E

Dear Dating for an Oscar:
Look, E, Leo's into Erin—besides, dude can only go a couple months without a new model by his side. But Leo is known for his hunky status, and having a

little extra arm candy around Oscar season certainly can't hurt. Especially if he is up against über-sexy Mr. Clooney—who, by the way, I also loved in The

Descendants.

Dear Ted:
I have a question about Leonardo DiCaprio and Erin Heatherton. The guy is always into the same type of girl: very young blonde models who don't care about

his reputation and are up for the arm candy role. It seems like he changes them only to keep them under the age of 25 even though he is not getting any

younger. I feel sorry for the girls who still fall for him.
—Betty

Dear Dating DiCaprio:
That wasn't exactly a question, was it, Betty? But you're right: Leo isn't looking to settle down, like, at all, so he keeps finding new models (and

sometimes actresses—here's looking at you Blake Lively) to fill his gal-pal quota. I'm with you though, B, I'd like him to land in a relaysh that seems like

it'll last for more than a week. I think it would actually make him sexier.

Dear Ted:
Is King Schlong letting his latest girlfriend get in the way of his Vicey behavior? Also, does he make it clear to his public girlfriends that he is sharing

his affections, or does he keep it all a big secret?
—Lola

Dear Schlong-a-Long:
What girlfriend, Lo? ‘Cause King is so not in a serious relaysh right not. But as for the babes he does link up with, most are willing to turn a blind eye to

Schlong's wandering ways as long as they're the only babe photographed at his side.
"

This is Leo. I've googled him and could not be...

2012-01-07T14:25:18.976-05:00

This is Leo. I've googled him and could not believe how much time he spends with BFF Lukas Haas. They are ALWAYS together. I think Leo is flaunting his glass closet and no one's even aware.

if leo d is nominated for Oscar, we know he'll...

2011-12-30T18:54:15.393-05:00

if leo d is nominated for Oscar, we know he'll come with his mum (not his Victoria Secret model of the moment

"Dear Ted: Are King Schlong's male partne...

2011-12-27T11:50:52.250-05:00

"Dear Ted:
Are King Schlong's male partners different guys each time? Or does he have some regular "friends"? Will he be flaunting a new girl around for awards time?
—Angela

Dear Schlong's Tag Alongs:
He has some repeat customers, but King hardly likes to keep that royal sausage of his reserved for one par-tick person—male or female—for too long. So I

would hardly classify his dude-on-dude conquests as regulars, let alone buds.

Dear Ted:
So Leo DiCaprio found himself a new Victoria's Secret model, Erin Heatherton. Shocker, right? But with his modelizing ways is it still such a good thing for

a young model's reputation to be linked to him? I know being Leo's girl brings attention (and jobs), but he is not the same he was a couple of years ago.

Plus I know guys like young women, but how long can he get away chasing underwear models who are way too young for him?
—L

Dear In on the Secret:
I too want Leo to find something a little more serious, heck, maybe even with someone closer to him in age (as crazy as that'd may sound). There are models—

or just babes in general—in their 30s who are drop-dead gorge. As for helping or hurting his current Angel's career? Don't be surprised if you see Erin

acting soon.

Dear Ted:
If King Schlong and Nevis Divine were ever on the same movie set, do you think they would hook up? Or do each of these stars keep their same-sex shenanigans

to a select few less famous people?
—Fan of Both!

Dear King and Queen:
Probably not. Whereas Nev occasionally likes to dabble in the costar pool when looking for potential bedroom pals, King's dude-on-dude ventures are usually

inspired by the booze-fueled party crowd. But really, who knows?! Both guys are randy enough, that's for sure.

Dear Ted:
How come you're now so gung-ho on Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively being the real 'love story' deal, parfait couple, over such a short time but you were always

sarcastic on Blake and Leonardo DiCaprio actually liking each other all that while?
—J

Dear Unrealistic:
Because I never thought Blake and Leo would last. He's too model-crazy and, in my humble opinion, hardly hunky enough for Blake. But Blake and Ryan? Methinks

this duo has a bit more staying power—if only for their extreme hotness as a couple."

@ pomme I believe he said as straight as a handmad...

2011-12-23T09:25:02.179-05:00

@ pomme
I believe he said as straight as a handmade arrow. A handmade arrow is never completely straight. And again in the vices he never said that king schlong is straight. And even in the questions about king he hints at girls and guys. And I don't think that ted's ever going to say that a person is gay or bi, if that person isn't out to the main public. He's leaving that for the vices afteral.

@Sheba: Ted C also named Leo D,Ryan G(or R) and Sa...

2011-12-23T09:03:30.262-05:00

@Sheba: Ted C also named Leo D,Ryan G(or R) and Sam Worthington as Hollywood straight guys before to do King Schlong 's blind vice

after, there are some rumors on Leo since a very long time(a 90's porn flick with a very young lookalike Leo D) because he's all time with his male friends(The Brat Pack)

@ savannah He wasn't described as hetero in th...

2011-12-21T17:31:23.637-05:00

@ savannah
He wasn't described as hetero in the first blind. The blind was about a girl he slept with. In the second one it was the producer lady that said he sleeps with guys sometimes. And the fourth blind doesn't say that he prefers guys over girls. It's saying that he always has slept with both but he is now giving up guys for a while because he doesn't want to upset academy voters because they are homophobic. It was alraedy obvious that he was discribed as bisexual at the second blind. And the recent one his stating that he's never panning on settling down with either sexes. It seems to me that he doesn't prefer one over the other.

So in the first blind King was depicted as being h...

2011-12-21T17:15:27.200-05:00

So in the first blind King was depicted as being hetero, then Ted made him sound like he'd dabbled with guys, now he's saying King would rather sleep with guys but sleeps with women for his image? Quite the departure.

@ rita I know. I already read them. I've been ...

2011-12-20T15:30:37.130-05:00

@ rita
I know. I already read them. I've been coming to this site for months. It's only now that I decided to start posting. But I ment if anyone here asked ted for info on the other heartthrob that he just didn't answer. Or if someone want to ask him.