tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post6074793196259212047..comments2023-11-03T11:44:05.173-04:00Comments on Blind Items Exposed: Blind Vice: Nelly Fang Name-Checks His Junk!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-17161025096541030592012-03-31T14:07:37.427-04:002012-03-31T14:07:37.427-04:00"Dear Ted:
I'm old enough to be Nelly Fan..."Dear Ted:<br />I'm old enough to be Nelly Fang's mother and let's just say dreaming of "the captain" is taking up far too much of my day (and night, for that matter.) <br /><br />Please throw this old cougar a bone—any more goodies to share about the sexy dude?<br />—Fang Banger Wannabe <br /><br />Dear Aged to Perfection:<br />It is due time that Nelly made a grand return, huh? Thing is, ever since he caught wind that people were whispering about his on-set antics (ya know, the <br /><br />humping kind), he's been super paranoid—about beddin' ladies and dudes! So weird, right?! But Nelly has been on-set a lot lately, so something is bound to, <br /><br />shall we say, pop up?"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-8015831412587274362012-03-03T11:29:12.806-05:002012-03-03T11:29:12.806-05:00"Dear Ted:
Alexander Skarsgård and Elizabeth ..."Dear Ted:<br />Alexander Skarsgård and Elizabeth Olsen: Actually dating or just happened to be chatting and the usual Hollywood "they were talking so they must be <br /><br />together"? And what's your thought of them together?<br />—B<br /><br />Dear Skolsen?<br />Simply chitchatting, B. At least according to the younger Olsen herself. But Alex does love himself a hot young blonde and few are hotter on the movie scene <br /><br />than Elizabeth these days. If they were to hookup? Hmmm…I wouldn't hate it.<br />"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-48255858117691484182012-01-28T13:57:53.550-05:002012-01-28T13:57:53.550-05:00"Dear Ted:
You dished on a heap of Blind Vice..."Dear Ted:<br />You dished on a heap of Blind Vices but no update on the deliciously naughty Nelly Fang? I love you but please give your readers a little bit of gossip on <br /><br />his shenanigans...k?<br />—IkeaLover<br /><br />Dear Fanging Around:<br />Nelly's been laying rather low, but it's been far too long since we've seen the fangtastic hunk on the prowl. In other words, except some new shenanigans, <br /><br />very soon."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-42209871720621115142012-01-22T13:40:55.552-05:002012-01-22T13:40:55.552-05:00"Dear Ted:
I've recently gotten into True..."Dear Ted:<br />I've recently gotten into True Blood and finally understand the appeal of Alexander Skarsgård. That man is seriously sex on a very tall stick. Given my <br /><br />newfound crush, I got to thinking of how odd he and Kate Bosworth were together. I know you've mentioned in the past that they were never serious but I'm <br /><br />dying to know if they were actually a couple...as in, you know, knocking boots?<br />—Katerina<br /><br />Dear Blood in the Tabloid Water:<br />If you look at it on paper, these two were the perfect match: Leggy? Check. Gorgeous? Check. Blonde? Double check. But in reality it was all snooze and no <br /><br />sex appeal."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-59461900115609845832011-12-03T20:55:39.848-05:002011-12-03T20:55:39.848-05:00"Dear Ted:
Could you please give me any new g..."Dear Ted:<br />Could you please give me any new gossip on my fave vamp, Nelly Fang? He has been noticeably absent from your site and I am definitely missing his Vicey ways!<br />—Junbreeze1<br /><br />Dear It's Understandable:<br />Maybe that's because Nelly hasn't been working quite as much lately? I really do think Nell's one of those gorgeous, aloof types whodecide to get all <br /><br />dangerous and daring in the sex department when they're super-stressed. But when they're just hangin'? Not as much. That's the dealio with Nelly right now. <br /><br />Plus, he recently got out of a relationship with a major drama partner. He's far more chill these days. Bummer for us, though!"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-75864199960099128832011-11-19T12:40:18.568-05:002011-11-19T12:40:18.568-05:00"Dear Ted:
What's the real dish behind th..."Dear Ted:<br />What's the real dish behind the Skarsworth breakup? They said they broke up "a while ago" when it was announced, and she was seen out with her new guy <br /><br />immediately, making it seem like they couldn't announce it until she had another man on her arm. But what's the reason for it? I've heard everything from she <br /><br />was stalking him after he ended it, tired with her famewhoring ways, to him being heartbroken because she ended it while he wanted marriage. He certainly <br /><br />seems to be enjoying the single life, though...so what's your take? And did his Vice have anything to do with it?<br />—B<br /><br />Dear Publicity Stunted:<br />This couple has been over for a while, where have you been? Kate's quick to jump ship and this costar relaysh is nothing new for her. Was it just last month <br /><br />she was dishing to some mag about Orlando Bloom? She needs to get over it. And yes, both stars' Vices factor considerably in the breakup. Well, at least one <br /><br />does, for sure."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-18671570526463672372011-11-06T09:36:45.776-05:002011-11-06T09:36:45.776-05:00"Dear Ted:
I think I know someone who has a b..."Dear Ted:<br />I think I know someone who has a birthday in November. So, Mr. Casablanca, if it happened to be you, who would you love to see jumping out of your cake, <br /><br />covered in frosting? My choice would be Johnny Depp in chocolate. I'll share mine if you share yours!<br />—KikiTopaz<br /><br />Dear OK:<br />That's a good thing, too, ‘cause I hear Alexander Skarsgård's into sharing, too—perf!"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-22581236891773338462011-10-29T22:55:43.429-04:002011-10-29T22:55:43.429-04:00"Dear Ted:
I'm loving your Hollywood'..."Dear Ted:<br />I'm loving your Hollywood's Hottest Body Parts polls! Your legs competition one got me thinking: Could some of these polls give us a hint to the Vices of <br /><br />these celebs? Specifically Alexander Skarsgård. Speaking of all things hot, have you seen Melancholia? Do you think it'll do better than that awful remake of <br /><br />Straw Dogs? Our fave Swede could use some love at the box office.<br />—Lara<br /><br />Dear Getting a Leg Up:<br />Nice try, but the most Skars' appearance in our Hot Bods Tourney and his Vice have in common is that they're both red hot from the waist down. As for his <br /><br />somewhat cold box office draw, I'll say this much: Maybe board-game-turned-big screen-fodder Battleship will be his saving grace?"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-65054513025507515472011-10-16T18:24:34.526-04:002011-10-16T18:24:34.526-04:00Just catching up for the week and saw it. Very ex...Just catching up for the week and saw it. Very exciting! Not counting it as a reveal though. Remember, Ted messes with his readers. Even if Askars is not Nelly, he knows that we think he is. So he throws that out there to stir the pot.<br /><br />Regardless, reader "Spie" already revealed Askars to be Nelly when he did the timeline proof. See the comments under other NF post for details.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-57250821894407943202011-10-16T18:22:15.470-04:002011-10-16T18:22:15.470-04:00note the nervous "nellie" -
"Dear ...note the nervous "nellie" -<br /><br />"Dear Ted:<br />Those Robsten fans are cray-cray! So let's move on to another sexy vampire: Alexander Skarsgård. What's up with his constant partying and drinking? It is one <br />thing to have a little single fun, but it's quite another to party to drunkenness on a nearly daily basis and brag about it in interviews, especially when his mother is working hard to bring light to addiction issues. Is there something we A.Skars fans should be worried about?<br />—Lexi<br /><br />Dear Nervous Nellie:<br />Fear not, Lex, our fave True Blood hottie is just making the most of his single status. Work hard and play harder as they say! And remember, Alex lives to stir the pot, one reason why we heart him so.<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Say I were to do a Blind Vice lineup, arranging Vicers from tallest to shortest. Out of Nelly Fang, Dashed Dingle Dream and Jackie Bouffant who would be in <br />the middle?<br />—Mike<br /><br />Dear Super Sleuth:<br />Height-wise, Dashed Dingle Dream would fall smack dab in the middle."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-2937096534899606252011-10-12T19:28:50.603-04:002011-10-12T19:28:50.603-04:00Thanks guys! I don't know what is up with the...Thanks guys! I don't know what is up with the Awful Truth lately. Ted's has been quite transparent, at times even POINTING at the blind vicers, also there will be no more Bitch Backs, but a.m. and p.m. mail. A change I don't consider to exciting, or even for the best, it steals from Ted's usual obnoxious yet fun bitchiness. I wonder if he's about to leave the AT?Ritahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00788924521123684437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-47883280021156533082011-10-12T14:40:21.234-04:002011-10-12T14:40:21.234-04:00I read the BB's this morning and totally misse...I read the BB's this morning and totally missed that! That's a great catch, Rita! I doubt that Ted would be that careless, so it had to be intentional. Very cool!KaDixonLawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08712072897414817211noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-54081597951666824312011-10-12T12:53:20.344-04:002011-10-12T12:53:20.344-04:00I completely agree Rita, I wonder if the sisters w...I completely agree Rita, I wonder if the sisters will count this as a reveal.Ashleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18424755182330346536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-84272691787375551072011-10-12T11:49:02.196-04:002011-10-12T11:49:02.196-04:00I think Ted totally outed Skarsgard's Blind Mo...I think Ted totally outed Skarsgard's Blind Moniker today:<br />Dear Ted:<br />Those Robsten fans are cray-cray! So let's move on to another sexy vampire: Alexander Skarsgård. What's up with his constant partying and drinking? It is one thing to have a little single fun, but it's quite another to party to drunkenness on a nearly daily basis and brag about it in interviews, especially when his mother is working hard to bring light to addiction issues. Is there something we A.Skars fans should be worried about?<br />—Lexi<br />Dear Nervous Nellie:<br />Fear not, Lex, our fave True Blood hottie is just making the most of his single status. Work hard and play harder as they say! And remember, Alex lives to stir the pot, one reason why we heart him so.<br /><br />NERVOUS NELLIE??!Ritahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00788924521123684437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-13615357406182763422011-09-18T00:26:06.910-04:002011-09-18T00:26:06.910-04:00"Dear Ted:
With True Blood just ending, The V..."Dear Ted:<br />With True Blood just ending, The Vampire Diaries about to start up again, the latest Twilight coming out soon and Buffy about to return to TV, is there any <br /><br />dish on what our favorite Vicey vampire Nelly Fang has been up to lately?<br />—Blondie<br /><br />Dear Fangtasm:<br />Nothing particularly juicy—well, at least by Nell's standards. Oh, he's definitely out getting his skank on (same as always), but he's been keeping it quiet <br /><br />instead of displaying his usual, voyeuristic tendencies. How boring of him, no?"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-49988190522332127462011-07-25T21:54:33.220-04:002011-07-25T21:54:33.220-04:00"Dear Ted,
Did you have it bad for Alexander ..."Dear Ted,<br />Did you have it bad for Alexander Skarsgård before or after his Blind Vice?<br />—Betty<br /><br />Dear Love at First Sight:<br />Oh before, baby. The moment I set eyes on him."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-44155687430486517842011-07-07T21:36:35.073-04:002011-07-07T21:36:35.073-04:00"Dear Ted:
Can you please give more info on A..."Dear Ted:<br />Can you please give more info on Alexander Skarsgård's vices. At least a hint? Throw a girl a bone please...<br />—J<br /><br />Dear Skars Lover:<br />Let's just say he's unafraid in the sexiest way possible and doesn't care who notices. Totally hot, right?"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-7841904251563656192011-06-26T18:10:35.365-04:002011-06-26T18:10:35.365-04:00"Dear Ted:
All this True Blood Season 4 Premi..."Dear Ted:<br />All this True Blood Season 4 Premiere scoop is getting me all hot and bothered for my favorite Viking vampire and the man who plays him, Alexander Skarsgård. Has he been up to his Vicey ways lately? And does Kate Bosworth know about his Vice and just deal with it, or is she in denial? Sort of like I am in denial that they are even an "item," if you can call it that. Anyway, me and my kitty and puppy love your column and would love some scoop on the Skars!<br />—Court<br /><br />Dear Viking Vicer:<br />Alex's star is on the rise, so, of course, his Vice is too. The more famous he gets tho, the harder he works to keep his dirty little secret just that—well, sometimes at least. And babe, I'd be shocked if K.B. didn't at least have a sneaking suspicion of what her BF is up to. Not that she'd care."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-14419174136120196112011-05-30T20:25:13.701-04:002011-05-30T20:25:13.701-04:00"Dear Ted:
I'm depressed, you've had ..."Dear Ted:<br />I'm depressed, you've had great success at quitting cigarettes and I've been failing miserably. Cheer me up please, tell me what Nelly Fang has been up to <br /><br />these days. Take care!<br />—GossipyGirl<br /><br />Dear Don't Give Up:<br />Hey, even though I don't currently smoke, I've smoked—and quit—a billion times. Just currently much happier not smoking, a day at a time. Maybe I'll smoke <br /><br />one day, just not now. Don't put to much pressure on yourself, G.G., and know that Nelly Fang has sex a lot like I currently don't smoke: happily, freely."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-82241034856529865462011-05-23T00:06:18.834-04:002011-05-23T00:06:18.834-04:00repeat elim
"Dear Ted:
Me and my three adora...repeat elim<br /><br />"Dear Ted:<br />Me and my three adorable pups so love your column! Anyway, I think I figured some Vices out: Heather Morris is Lorin Sniffle-Puss and Nelly Fang is Ian <br /><br />Somerhalder? Am I right?<br />—Maia<br /><br />Dear Guesses Galore:<br />Sorry, M, but you're wrong on both accounts. Closer on one than the other though...much closer, actually. It's like you've almost sunk your teeth into it."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-23548510870127113142011-03-19T10:08:28.768-04:002011-03-19T10:08:28.768-04:00"
Dear Ted:
You've previously stated that..."<br />Dear Ted:<br />You've previously stated that celebs have contacted you regarding Blind items you write about them. My question is about Nelly Fang. Do he or his GF know that you are writing about him? If he does, has he contacted you about it?<br />—D0li<br /><br />Dear Dirty Business:<br />If he/she knew of Fang's business they would be in contact stat. Hasn't happened yet, but you know I'll be overly open to hearing that side of the story. Their relaysh is en route to a breakup anyway."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-25981325736721070262011-03-11T21:38:55.075-05:002011-03-11T21:38:55.075-05:00"Dear Ted:
Any news on Nelly Fang? Now that h..."Dear Ted:<br />Any news on Nelly Fang? Now that his movie is over, have his bedroom escapades stopped? I really hope they don't because I'm hoping to snag a little <br /><br />offscreen time.<br />—D<br /><br />Dear Bad Boy Syndrome:<br />Please, a vampire can't change his (or her) fangs. He most certainly is getting what he wants on the side. But you know what? I think the missus is, too."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-31199143631302986412011-03-09T23:31:49.466-05:002011-03-09T23:31:49.466-05:00http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b2...http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b229750_has_alexander_skarsgaringrd_outgrown.htmlblurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-75500270858176597752011-02-16T10:01:47.177-05:002011-02-16T10:01:47.177-05:00"Dear Ted:
I've noticed that you've b..."Dear Ted:<br />I've noticed that you've been mentioning that it's a poor match between Alexander Skarsgård and Kate Bosworth. I'm sorry if I missed some earlier dirt, but <br /><br />why? I've heard various rumors that he is gay. Could that have anything to do with it? Makes no difference to me; I'll still lust after him, either way.<br />--Trubie<br /><br />Dear Bloodthristy:<br />Poor match only because he will eat that pretty little bony thing alive, literally (if he hasn't already)! She's just no match, in any regard. Move on, Kate, <br /><br />and leave him to the rest of us who know what to do with the hunk! And for the record, I think you should ask Alexander if he's gay, not me. But quite <br /><br />frankly, I don't care, either."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-87387705769410620782011-02-11T16:50:55.863-05:002011-02-11T16:50:55.863-05:00Tara - don't Travolta and Effron have the same...Tara - don't Travolta and Effron have the same pretty boy, dark hair, amazing blue eyes at the same age?<br /><br />Poor guys. From now on, I will be encouraging every Quinto movie that comes out. We know he is gay, we know he doesn't want to pretend and have a beard, but we we still think he's hot and watch his movies!<br /><br />Vive la Liberté d'expression!Ritahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00788924521123684437noreply@blogger.com