tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post5791134187003735252..comments2023-11-03T11:44:05.173-04:00Comments on Blind Items Exposed: One Fruit-of-the-Doom Blind ViceUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-36340772868201621412009-03-05T20:09:00.000-05:002009-03-05T20:09:00.000-05:00"Dear Ted:The link to the "academic paper" on Toot..."Dear Ted:<BR/>The link to the "academic paper" on Toothy Tile in the Bitch-Back column was very insightful. I know that everyone thinks they know who Toothy is, but I still think that it's possible that it's someone else who is flying "under the radar." Would you really make it that easy for us? Keep it up—I live for reading your column every morning!<BR/>—Angela<BR/><BR/>Dear Love of the Chase:<BR/>Many of our Blind Vice victims fly under the radar; you'd be so surprised."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-54109272907265049352008-11-24T15:14:00.000-05:002008-11-24T15:14:00.000-05:00"Dear Ted:Did you by any chance see the storyline ..."Dear Ted:<BR/>Did you by any chance see the storyline on The Starter Wife where the bipolar, closeted action star tries to come out (when he's off his meds) and is stopped by his lover who traps him in the bathroom? Is this anything close to the Toothy Tile situation?<BR/>—scatkinson<BR/><BR/>Dear Dr Scat:<BR/>Drugs aren’t involved as much as delirium, darling."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-86244699803969493012008-11-05T18:52:00.000-05:002008-11-05T18:52:00.000-05:00"Dear Ted:Why did Jake Gyllenhaal choose to become..."Dear Ted:<BR/>Why did Jake Gyllenhaal choose to become a dull, vanilla, manufactured tabloid product with weekly, PR-friendly illustrated fictions of his very public/private life instead of being an intelligent actor with substance, opinions and personality following his own individual path in quality projects like he used to be? What is your opinion?<BR/>—Monica<BR/><BR/>Dear Run-On:<BR/>Yours. "blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-43953526930860542008-10-29T17:56:00.000-04:002008-10-29T17:56:00.000-04:00"Dear Ted:I thought that Toothy Tile had the talen..."Dear Ted:<BR/>I thought that Toothy Tile had the talent, personality, integrity, braveness and beauty to be the Jackie Robinson of Hollywood. What do you think happened to him that he turned into an average phony hypocrite playing the Hollywood game?<BR/>—Laura<BR/><BR/>Dear Braveheart:<BR/>Money."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-28357258395822382152008-10-07T21:15:00.000-04:002008-10-07T21:15:00.000-04:00Dear Ted:If Jake and Reese are just PR buddies, th...Dear Ted:<BR/>If Jake and Reese are just PR buddies, then as far as I can tell, he hasn't dated anyone since he broke up with Kirsten Dunst back in 2005. Is he that picky?<BR/>—Jill, M.E.<BR/><BR/>Dear Dump or Dunst:<BR/>Maybe he didn't date KiKi, either.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-7239960602762940362008-09-28T10:25:00.000-04:002008-09-28T10:25:00.000-04:00Just for the record, Ted has been asked is Baby Ti...Just for the record, Ted has been asked is Baby Tile was human. He has not responded to that letter. Encourages the guess that Baby Tile is Jake's dog Atticus.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-15951287490664219552008-09-23T09:24:00.000-04:002008-09-23T09:24:00.000-04:00Dear Ted:As much as I wish Toothy Tile was in actu...Dear Ted:<BR/>As much as I wish Toothy Tile was in actuality Sarah Palin's husband, I have convinced myself it is Hugh Jackman. Yay or Nay?<BR/>—Katy<BR/><BR/>Dear Wishful Thinking:<BR/>Nay. Almost, but not quite.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-34490616032113294702008-09-23T09:17:00.000-04:002008-09-23T09:17:00.000-04:00Dear Ted:Does Toothy Tile know he's Toothy Tile in...Dear Ted:<BR/>Does Toothy Tile know he's Toothy Tile in your Blind Vices? I've always heard that people in celebrity camps scroll blog sites (just to make sure they're getting talked about, of course). Just wondering if his people have figured out you're talking about him.<BR/>—Brg4Eyes<BR/><BR/>Dear Eavesdrop:<BR/>Toothy knows, alright. That's why he loves to do his out-me mamba all across T-town.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-16139223516666473332008-09-12T18:03:00.000-04:002008-09-12T18:03:00.000-04:00Dear Ted:I love that you print all those nasty let...Dear Ted:<BR/>I love that you print all those nasty letters. I don't know anyone who wouldn't be just a little insulted, yet you go and publish them to the world. Nice. So, is Tobey M. our boy Toothy?<BR/>—niliyolin<BR/><BR/>Dear Blinded By the Bisexuality:<BR/>Thanks and no. Think prettier. Kinda right on the rest, though!blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-2624073454259736942008-09-12T17:59:00.000-04:002008-09-12T17:59:00.000-04:00Dear Ted:You've kept the toothpaste cap on Toothy ...Dear Ted:<BR/>You've kept the toothpaste cap on Toothy Tile's identity for too long! Toothy is like your "Who Shot J.R." of the digital age.<BR/>—Flicky<BR/><BR/>Dear Mystery Man:<BR/>We promise we won't pull a Dallas and make it all just a dream at the end of the A.T.'s run. Which ain't happening anytime soon, kiddos, worry not.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-6309386077324377922008-09-12T17:57:00.000-04:002008-09-12T17:57:00.000-04:00Dear Ted:Is Toothy Tile Chad Michael Murray? Would...Dear Ted:<BR/>Is Toothy Tile Chad Michael Murray? Would you even tell us if we guessed correctly?<BR/>—cjpulvini<BR/><BR/>Dear Murray Mistake:<BR/>It ain't Murray—we'd have no problem giving Chad's bedroom habits away. Toothy's much juicier than some One Tree Hill chump.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-15185125612922176922008-09-10T14:35:00.000-04:002008-09-10T14:35:00.000-04:00Dear Ted:I have read all your Toothy Tile items an...Dear Ted:<BR/>I have read all your Toothy Tile items and I know who he is. My guess, and I know no one has guessed, is Channing Tatum. He has to be. I also want to throw in Emile Hirsch and Chris Evans just in case.<BR/>—Carson<BR/><BR/>Dear Three in One:<BR/>What's Baby Tile, chopped gossip? Negative on all three, but right age group.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-91971207056137042762008-09-10T14:30:00.000-04:002008-09-10T14:30:00.000-04:00Dear Ted:I love your column and even if you piss m...Dear Ted:<BR/>I love your column and even if you piss me off more often than not (especially when you badmouth Jennifer Aniston and Jen Garner), I just can't stop reading and following your work. I wish I knew how to quit ya! Is James Franco Toothy Tile?<BR/>—Lisa<BR/><BR/>Dear Toothy Tell All:<BR/>No, but dollmuff, you're so close more than a few fagolas in T-town are sweatin' plenty right about now. Nice detective work.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-61134007849874723092008-09-10T14:27:00.000-04:002008-09-10T14:27:00.000-04:00I also want to note that in the title of that sect...I also want to note that in the title of that section, Ted says "Close on Toothy". Another Jake G hint... they are buds.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-44193432554784077182008-09-10T14:26:00.000-04:002008-09-10T14:26:00.000-04:00Matthew M has finally been eliminated! LEtter fro...Matthew M has finally been eliminated! LEtter from Ted below. We will update the list in separate post.<BR/><BR/>Dear Ted:<BR/>You are so sassy! I knew Toothy Tile was Matthew McConaughey. And then you gave it away stating that Liev Schrieber and Toothy have a much in common...duh, like Liev scrambled is Levi, Matthew's new baby. Seriously! Brilliant. I'm a Republican, through and through...but honestly Ted, I think we would be great buddies. Why can't elephants and donkeys just get along? I adore you.<BR/>—J. Strauss<BR/><BR/>Dear Jungle Joneser:<BR/>Why does everybody in the world think M.M. is T.T.? (He's not.) I simply find that fascinating. Adore you back!blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-1450745930077943712008-09-07T17:49:00.000-04:002008-09-07T17:49:00.000-04:00If Ted really was refering to Jake's dog as his 'b...If Ted really was refering to Jake's dog as his 'baby', then he's deliberately trying to throw us off Toothy's track. If that's the case, maybe Toothy was right in saying that Ted would never out him. On the other hand, maybe Jake has a secret baby stashed in some 'undisclosed location' (perhaps Dick Cheney is baby-sitting!). I really don't think Matthew McConaughey is Toothy -- or gay, for that matter -- he's too much of a douche to be gay.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-19174152568371641432008-09-03T13:32:00.000-04:002008-09-03T13:32:00.000-04:00Dear Ted:After delving deeper in your articles and...Dear Ted:<BR/>After delving deeper in your articles and in others on other websites, I've come to a horrible conclusion—sure hope I'm 100 percent wrong—but is Toothy Tile Ben Affleck?<BR/>—strayerch240<BR/><BR/>Dear Spin Jen:<BR/>Oh, wouldn't that just give J.G. a kick in her softer spots, which, of course, don't exist, so what the ef are we talking about? Right age and acting oeuvre, wrong dude.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-59124840765329624062008-09-03T13:25:00.000-04:002008-09-03T13:25:00.000-04:00YEah Ricky Martin was eliminated a few times. Ted...YEah Ricky Martin was eliminated a few times. Ted seems to repeat his Toothy eliminations over and over again recently. We have a post here where we have everyone who was eliminated. <BR/>The only people he hasn't eliminated are Jake G, MAtthew McConaughey and John Travolta. John Travolta doesn't really fit. JAke G fits best. <BR/><BR/>I really like the idea that Baby Tile is Jake's dog Atticus. Reese has been seen walking him while JG is away filing. Baby Tile has never been confirmed as human. :)blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-28273085662893368962008-09-02T14:29:00.000-04:002008-09-02T14:29:00.000-04:00Or maybe this is Ricky Martin? He just had twins b...Or maybe this is Ricky Martin? He just had twins by surrogate. Sorry if he was elim'd - now that i think of it, he doesnt fit anyway. (?)<BR/>OK - I guess either way we'll find out soon who TT is. if there is a baby, we'll know soon if Reese has one with him, or what.......sistah2https://www.blogger.com/profile/18034977856746920616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-25691302639514445482008-08-28T18:22:00.000-04:002008-08-28T18:22:00.000-04:00Yeah Jake has a dog that Reese is taking care of w...Yeah Jake has a dog that Reese is taking care of while he's off filming or something. This is an intersting theory - Jake's DOG is Baby Tile!?blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-71562531333496264672008-08-28T16:42:00.000-04:002008-08-28T16:42:00.000-04:00So now there IS a Baby Tile. This is strange. I ...So now there IS a Baby Tile. This is strange. I wonder if Baby Tile is an actual baby or if Ted is being funny and it's actually a dog or something. Perhaps Jake and Austin got a dog together? I know he has a German Shepherd that Reese was seen walking recently.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-30114247278744771512008-08-27T11:24:00.000-04:002008-08-27T11:24:00.000-04:00Here's the letter:Dear Ted:Please don't be like To...Here's the letter:<BR/><BR/>Dear Ted:<BR/>Please don't be like Toothy himself when asked a tough question. Just give a simple answer. A yes or no will do. No beating around the bush or skirting the issue. Is there a Baby Tile?<BR/>—Tom, Mt. Laurel<BR/><BR/>Dear Gay Shooter:<BR/>Yes.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Ted has talked about Baby Tile for a long time. See old posts for discussion. Now we have confirmation of this. OK - so does Jake have a baby? either Austin Nichols is raising Baby Tile and we don't see the baby at all. OR - I am going out on a limb. The one other person Ted never eliminated is Matthew McConaughey and he just had that baby. If TT is him I don't know who the boyfriend is though. Camilla Alves doesn't fit TT's beard's description though, and MAtthew just doesn't fit as well as Jake.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-43726599387117118812008-08-23T11:28:00.000-04:002008-08-23T11:28:00.000-04:00I think the clue of this blind item is in the titl...I think the clue of this blind item is in the title. Remember a couple months ago when Jake was photographed in a department store all perplexed looking staring at diffent underwear options ( ie fruit of the loom)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-35550687746048724572008-08-03T11:26:00.000-04:002008-08-03T11:26:00.000-04:00good call sistah2! I never read it as a comment fr...good call sistah2! I never read it as a comment from where the question writer was from!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-67503867892330905102008-07-31T12:41:00.000-04:002008-07-31T12:41:00.000-04:00But he has recently been photo'd kissing her - bac...<I>But he has recently been photo'd kissing her - backstage at a concert in Europe.</I><BR/><BR/>I saw the picture - no kissing, Jake isn't even looking at her. <BR/><BR/>Even if he was, it wouldn't mean a thing after all those obviously staged photo ops and PR spins.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com