tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post5071974304396425776..comments2023-11-03T11:44:05.173-04:00Comments on Blind Items Exposed: One Two-Timing Blind ViceUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger110125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-45935331381792844862012-03-31T14:21:52.889-04:002012-03-31T14:21:52.889-04:00"Dear Ted:
Fellow Big-D survivor (LakeHighlan..."Dear Ted:<br />Fellow Big-D survivor (LakeHighlands, not Highland Park) and longtime shelter supporter here. With all these babies percolating and popping out in Celeb <br /><br />World, I have a question for you. Based solely on their mothering skills (either actual or anticipated), how would you rank these She-Vicers: Cruella St. <br /><br />Shackles, Shafterella Shoshstein and Fake à la Ferocity? And just so you don't play coy, the order should be best to worst!<br />—Justbrowsing<br /><br />Dear Dallas Dame:<br />Number one, by far, would be Cruella. Not even a contest when compared with the others. Next would be more of a surprise: Shafterella (as she's so very good <br /><br />at peddling that mamacita image), then a distant third would be Fake a la, who really wishes she could prevent her kids from having some of the tough knocks <br /><br />she's endured."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-58227801899996520262012-03-24T21:37:42.085-04:002012-03-24T21:37:42.085-04:00"Dear Ted:
Out of curiosity, has Fake à la Fe..."Dear Ted:<br />Out of curiosity, has Fake à la Ferocity ever overdosed on her nasty little habit? Just curious, as it is a drug that is easy to O.D. If she did, was she <br /><br />with her current partner or was she much younger? Love ya!<br />—Mel<br /><br />Dear Getting Real:<br />Fake has certainly run into her fair share of troubles because of the habits she keeps, but she hasn't had any life or death scares with her current beau. <br /><br />She cleaned up her act, but you're right: It's a hell of a drug."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-13319224089162157612012-03-03T11:16:46.129-05:002012-03-03T11:16:46.129-05:00"Dear Ted:
I need to know your take. What on ..."Dear Ted:<br />I need to know your take. What on earth was going on with Angelina Jolie on Oscar night? You haven't really addressed it, but we all saw it: Desperation. Why? She had everything. Fab hair, makeup looking perfect, another black dress (yawn) but still looked gorgeous in it and Oscar nominated man candy on her arm. What was with all the silly and desperate posing? I used to really like her when she seemed so real and was making her own way in the world. All the <br />posing, smug faces, and weird golf claps. It all seems so rehearsed. What was she out to prove? That she's the queen of the world? We already know that! What gives Ted?<br />—Michelle<br /><br />Dear Leg-endary Moment:<br />Okay, so the actress was a little posey on the red carpet, but I’m sure she was just trying show off her gams, err, I mean dress…But I will say she seemed a lot more smiley than usual. Maybe she was just having a really good day, and was determined not to let anything rain on her parade. Positivity. I’m all for it. She deserves it, been through a lot and delivered a damn good movie (In the Land of Bloody and Honey) in the process.<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Are people blind? How can we possibly think Angelina Jolie looked so wonderful? She looks like a bag of bones. And to think the camera adds ten pounds?<br />—B<br /><br />Dear Skinny Bone Jones:<br />We all know the girl is a skinny-minny these days, but she still looked great on the red carpet. And that dress? Loved it! Though I agree, she could definitely use a little meat on her bones.<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />You recently said that Fake à la Ferocity was doing better than she had in a long time. If it's who I think it is, she seems more delusional than ever as well as unaware that she is becoming a laughingstock. I guess what goes around comes around. So what gives? Is she back to her old ways?<br />—Jr<br /><br />Dear Fake It Till Ya Make It:<br />Guess she's not who you think she is then, babe. 'Cause not only is Fakey doing better in terms of her nasty little drug habit (happy to say much better) but she looks hotter than she's looked in a long, long time and is feeling absolutely fab about herself.<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Love your column. Also love Angelina Jolie (sorry, haters). But my entire family gasped when she took the stage at the Oscars. What gives? She is painfully thin, and her once-beautiful figure is scary. Is she sick? Not eating? Makes me sad...Also, I have asked you this before, but any dirt on Gwyneth Paltrow? She bugs!<br />—Genuinely Worried<br /><br />Dear Hungry for Answers<br />We agree, Ang may have been a bit too skinny on the carpet, but gal still looked phenomenal in that black velvet gown. As for the issue at hand? We're still blaming her stick-thin frame on six kids and a globe-trotting ‘tude, but the gal could definitely stand to eat a cheeseburger (or five). As for Gwyneth? Let's just say her record isn't as squeaky clean as the gorgeous white dress she wore to the Oscars last weekend."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-83220546020470644302012-03-03T11:16:13.598-05:002012-03-03T11:16:13.598-05:00"Dear Ted:
Before the Oscars, you posted a so..."Dear Ted:<br />Before the Oscars, you posted a sort of a follow-up on our fave BV stars. So how about grading their Oscar performances for us long-time followers: Did Fake a la Ferocity look ferocious or high-flying sex kitten? Did Fey Oiled-Tush behave behind the scenes, or did he feel as misplaced as last year's Louboutins? And my favorite that you don't talk much about: Trent Spent. How is old Trent doing these days with his significant other? Is he tiring of her shenanigans <br />and ready to jump ship? Hope he doesn't play yet again the victim though, I am tired of his hurting sad eyes when things don't go his way. Much love to you and your four-legged fam!<br />—Rita<br /><br />Dear Oscar BV Update:<br />Here's the lowdown for ya R: Fake looked divine but was lacking a certain something in her Oscar appearance. Fey Oiled-Tush was surprisingly well-behaved behind the scenes as he let others steal the spotlight (like Fake). As for Trent? He may be tired of his gal's shenanigans, but after last night, it's obvious who wears the pants in this duo. In other words, don't expect Trent to dip out anytime soon. But the real Vice star of the night? Most definitely <br /><br />Chuck Finger-Dingle, who also looked spectacular and very out of character. Satisfied?<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Since you already told us that she would be in attendance, can you tell us if Fake a la Ferocity was also a presenter at the 2012 Academy Awards? Love ya!<br />—MM<br /><br />Dear Fake Takes the Stage:<br />Look M, Fake presented a lot of things last night, and one may have been a little gold statue. But that's all I'm sayin'."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-81443228526526570202012-01-22T12:21:23.658-05:002012-01-22T12:21:23.658-05:00"Dear Ted:
You haven't done a Blind Vice ..."Dear Ted:<br />You haven't done a Blind Vice update on Fake à la Ferocity in ages, so am I to assume that she has totally cleaned herself up, is no longer on a "special <br /><br />diet" and has forsaken all drugs? If yes, did she do it through rehab or is she just that amazing she could stop cold turkey?<br />—Curious<br /><br />Dear Feeling Brassy:<br />Gal's definitely cleaned up her act, but I wouldn't say she's totally fixed up. As for her method of ditching her naughty habits, Fake may come off to the <br /><br />public as a no pain, no gain type of babe, but she had a little help.<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Angelina Jolie looked quite beautiful and healthy at the Golden Globes. Has she turned a new leaf and put her Vice behind her? She seems to suffer from so <br /><br />much bad publicity against her, yet I think she is a fantastic mother.<br />—S<br /><br />Dear Mommy Dearest:<br />I'll level with you, S, Ang is fabulous mother and she and Brad really love their brood. But, I do wish she'd put on a few pounds. As for her Vice? Gal's <br /><br />laying low for now—six kids, a new film, and traveling the world hardly leaves much time for Vicey behavior."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-18297425929893993492012-01-16T13:42:57.493-05:002012-01-16T13:42:57.493-05:00Is it possible that Ted's saying that she had ...Is it possible that Ted's saying that she had been "(wrongly) clever" was misleading in that she was not wrong about the identity of the Blind Vice, but wrong in writing "F la F" as opposed to "F a la F" or something tricky like that?? Perhaps he was just correcting her on her spelling/word choice, and not on her Angelina assumption...starrgazinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13096899299718031951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-15590849540838312292012-01-15T20:58:44.704-05:002012-01-15T20:58:44.704-05:00"Dear Ted:
What happened? Angelina Jolie thre..."Dear Ted:<br />What happened? Angelina Jolie threaten you somehow? Did the Pitt-Jolie band of lawyers begin to stalk your movements? It was obvious for years you did not <br /><br />buy into the sainthood of Angelina but now you've begun to mellow out. Does this mean F la F has turned into a good girl and we should forgive her <br /><br />trespasses?<br />—Rhonda1024<br /><br />Dear Coded:<br />"F la F"? Who's that? Do you mean Fake à la Ferocity? You're so busy being (wrongly) clever, I'm not really sure. I have not heard from either Brad Pitt or <br /><br />Angelina Jolie's lawyers, nor am I trembling waiting for such. I simply said Angelina directed a great movie, end of story. Did you even see In the Land of <br /><br />Milk and Honey? I doubt it. Otherwise, you'd be giving the first-time director some kudos, too, I would think. This, of course, has nothing to do with Brad <br /><br />and Angie's love life, which I still have a hunch will ended sadly when Angelina goes her own way."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-85860018810991769402011-12-27T12:06:34.709-05:002011-12-27T12:06:34.709-05:00"Dear Ted:
Back in a November you said that A..."Dear Ted:<br />Back in a November you said that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's Vices (plural for both) actually keep them together. Since Angelina now has a wonderful <br /><br />relationship with Brad's parents, are the parents aware of those Vices and OK with them? They seem so conservative and I would think they would be shocked at <br /><br />one of their shared Vices and I'm not talking about the sex angle.<br />—Curious<br /><br />Dear Hush Hush:<br />True, Brad's parents are very fond of Angelina, but it's hardly because of her Vicey behavior. Despite Jolie's skeletons, girl is the mother of Brad's <br /><br />children, and that's why Mr. and Mrs. Pitt love her. And no, they are definitely not aware of all Angie's Vices. Some things are better left a secret.<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Angelina Jolie still looks way too thin. Mystery diet, or run ragged?<br />—A<br /><br />Dear Spread Too Thin:<br />No mystery diet here, besides Angie's crazy sched of directing a truly impressive flick (In the Land of Blood and Honey), raising six kids and keeping one of <br /><br />the world's most handsome men happy. We'll admit the gal could stand to gain a few, but don't blame her figure on any type of starvation routine—we think <br /><br />it's simply stress-related."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-80874331105049493682011-12-11T15:40:31.485-05:002011-12-11T15:40:31.485-05:00"Dear Ted:
What is the latest with Fake à la ..."Dear Ted:<br />What is the latest with Fake à la Ferocity? Is her "better living through chemistry" lifestyle wearing on her and does her partner fully share that lifestyle <br /><br />choice?<br />—G<br /><br />Dear Fake It Till You Make It:<br />Fake à la is doing just fine, publicly at least. Personally, she's better than she has been in a long time...shocking as that may be to hear."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-29936113861090233592011-11-19T12:36:27.630-05:002011-11-19T12:36:27.630-05:00"Dear Ted:
Does Brad Pitt's "adorati..."Dear Ted:<br />Does Brad Pitt's "adoration" of Jolie have anything to do with his Vice? He doesn't throw her too many adorable looks, if you know what I mean. I guess I've <br /><br />just been assuming that they're holding it together because they're afraid the other one will out their bitchy behavior or tarnish their image. And it would <br /><br />be hard to find someone willing to be a default mother/father for 3,569 children overnight, too. They're not so hot anymore.<br />—J<br /><br />Dear Bitch-ay:<br />Darling, you are highly misinformed regarding the beautiful couple who, by the by, some think are secretly married (I say no). Look, Brad adores Angelina, <br /><br />much more than he did Jennifer Aniston; think closer to how he originally felt about Gywneth Paltrow, another toughie. Brad does not care about Angelina's <br /><br />Vices, period. He cares about their family, end of story. I can also assure you Jolie feels even moreso about Pitt's Vices—it's a nonissue. And I'll even go <br /><br />one further: In the end, I say Brangie's Vicey ways actually help keep them together, not the other way around."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-79997690081559856822011-11-13T10:03:42.773-05:002011-11-13T10:03:42.773-05:00"Dear Ted:
You're the only one I trust fo..."Dear Ted:<br />You're the only one I trust for all things gossip. However, your Brangelina prophecy hasn't panned out. A few years ago, you said that Angelina Jolie would <br /><br />dump Brad Pitt soon, but that hasn't happened. What gives? Keep up the great work!<br />—E.J.<br /><br />Dear Brangelina Breakup:<br />You mean, why hasn't she dumped the only dude who can keep up with her brood and who obeys her every word? Oh wait, I think I just answered your question. <br /><br />Seriously, the guy adores her, still. She adores how he adores their brood. It's still a match made in breeder heaven! Still think it won't last forever, <br /><br />sadly enough. But thanks for the love, doll!"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-20192221412017698572011-07-03T23:06:09.765-04:002011-07-03T23:06:09.765-04:00Dear Ted:
Just wondering if Fake à la Ferocity has...Dear Ted:<br />Just wondering if Fake à la Ferocity has been able to beat any old "habits"?<br />—Lieu<br /><br />Dear Fake It Till You Make It:<br />F à la F has been keeping herself très busy lately. And while that doesn't leave a ton of time for her nasty extra-curricular activities (thankfully), she's <br /><br />far from living clean and sober. Shame, but Fake is going to do what Fake is going to do, damn anyone who says otherwise.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-16942330435161577632011-06-04T22:07:18.686-04:002011-06-04T22:07:18.686-04:00check out the title of this bb
http://www.eonline...check out the title of this bb<br /><br />http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth<br />/b244789_morning_bitch-back_<br />brad_fakey_angie.html<br /><br />then-<br /><br />"Dear Ted:<br />Oh you sneaky, sneaky man....loving the title to this morning's Bitch-Back, Ted!<br />—Jennifer (Via Facebook)<br /><br />Dear Facebook Friend:<br />You mean when we asked if Brad could be as "Fakey" as Angelina? I know, it's such a stupid question, almost didn't ask it.<br /><br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />You haven't written anything on Fake a la Ferocity in a while, and I'm absolutely dying to know what's going on with her these days. Any chance you could <br /><br />fill us in? Thanks!<br />—A<br /><br />Dear Uh...<br />She's not exactly busy living clean, I'll say that much, but, that has more to do with chemicals than sex, must say.<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />What on earth do you mean by Brad Pitt seeing "Angelina Jolie's milkshake" and wanting to leave Jennifer Aniston? Angie doesn't have any milk to shake. If <br /><br />you would have said something clever like, "That was before Brad saw Angie's bunions," or "Before he saw her razor elbows that appealed to his taste in <br /><br />modern architecture" then I'd believe you. No straight dude (no offense to you, sugar!) wants to shack with a woman who has more corners than curves. I still <br /><br />believe in your other theories—that the kids are keeping them together.<br />—H<br /><br />Dear Lactose Intolerant:<br />Valid points, but unfortunately I'm talking about a different kind of milkshake. A grosser one."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-30139172119159959292011-05-18T21:59:13.508-04:002011-05-18T21:59:13.508-04:00"Dear Ted:
I am stuck here in Canada evacuate..."Dear Ted:<br />I am stuck here in Canada evacuated from my town due to massive flooding and the stress is driving me crazy. I want to take my mind off my house and when I <br /><br />can go back and ask about Cass Stimulatia; is she most known for work on the small screen big screen or music? Also how is Fake a la lately? Still using or <br /><br />has her man laid down the law? Love from a canoe in Canada!<br />—B<br /><br />Dear Bad Girls Club:<br />Small, well, yes, no. Love from Hollywood!"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-83853532639896797622011-04-16T20:04:19.369-04:002011-04-16T20:04:19.369-04:00"Dear Ted:
Is it just me, or does Angelina Jo..."Dear Ted:<br />Is it just me, or does Angelina Jolie look like a ghostly stick figure in the latest photo of her and Brad at the opening of God of Carnage? Her next role <br /><br />could be the crypt-keeper....just sayin'.<br />—Iowa City Jen<br /><br />Dear Midwest Stumped:<br />And your point is? Been screamin' that for ages!"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-88199678408815238022011-03-16T22:54:56.827-04:002011-03-16T22:54:56.827-04:00"Dear Ted:
Well, a number of months ago I con..."Dear Ted:<br />Well, a number of months ago I contacted E! Online (US), and I told you I was not dating Brad Pitt. I would just like to clarify; I wish I was dating him. <br /><br />Thank you!<br />—Angelina Jolie<br /><br />Dear Don't Buy It:<br />Sorry sweetie, but impersonating Angelina Jolie may take a bit more than an email. And you're far too chipper. Go shoot up some heroin, starve yourself, <br /><br />steal somebody's husband, win an Oscar and get back to us."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-67662936407429700972011-02-18T18:41:24.196-05:002011-02-18T18:41:24.196-05:00Dear Ted:
You've confused me again! In your re...Dear Ted:<br />You've confused me again! In your recent piece about Johnny Depp's press junket for Rango, you made the comment that Angelina Jolie is a "mirror image of <br /><br />himself." What on earth are you suggesting? The way I see it, Jolie is an icy, calculating, self-obsessed media manipulator, whereas Johnny has always come <br /><br />off as gracious, self-deprecating and friendly in his interviews. He's done a fantastic job of staying out of the tabloids as he's gotten older. And he has <br /><br />turned his back on all of that H'wood nonsense by living quietly in Europe, away from the glare. I fail to see any similarities between these two, aside from <br /><br />their mega stardom. Won't you enlighten us?<br />—Jenny W<br /><br />Dear Team Aniston:<br />That may be your view on Angelina, but it's not how she is. Super private, with a few secrets from the past is more what I'm talking about. And the way they <br /><br />both handle their celebrity—off the cuff, coolly.<br /><br /><br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Rumor has it that Angelina Jolie may have suffered a breakdown. What's the word around your neck of the woods?<br />—L<br /><br />Dear Crazy for Crazies:<br />Angelina is in a new rumor every week. I can't keep track anymore. Let's just say, if she were going through a hard time, you wouldn't be hearing about it. <br /><br />Make sense?blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-62361800095660334492011-02-16T09:52:14.253-05:002011-02-16T09:52:14.253-05:00"Dear Ted:
Who do you like even a little bit:..."Dear Ted:<br />Who do you like even a little bit: Shafterella, Fake à la Ferocity or Cruella St. Shackles? Who's slicker and who has fooled us the most in public?<br />—kagiso<br /><br /> Dear Some Single, Some Mingle:<br />Fake à la Ferocity, by far, even though, ultimately, she and Cruella are pretty much in the same sinking boat of bitchery. But Shafterella still has a chance <br /><br />(barely). She's working through her rough situation and getting on with her life—as I like to see all my Vicey celebs do well, eventually!"<br /><br />"Dear Ted:<br />What's going on with Fake à la Ferocity? I keep thinking that she and her man-bitch are going to break up, but then they never do. Are they happy now, or are <br /><br />they together because they make more money that way than they do as a couple of singles? They're extremely annoying, either way.<br />—L<br /><br />Dear Mean Person:<br />Leave Fake à la alone! Our heroin-addicted, man-crushing girlfriend is going to need all the support she can get when the movie offers stop coming, which <br /><br />will be very soon (the way she's ravaging her body). Unless it's playing Miley Cyrus' grandmother."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-12696261688723219462011-02-08T12:20:01.233-05:002011-02-08T12:20:01.233-05:00"Dear Ted:
You've mentioned Fake à la Fer..."Dear Ted:<br />You've mentioned Fake à la Ferocity's partner. What is his B.V. moniker, if he has one?<br />—S<br /><br />Dear Fake 'n' Bake:<br />Then I might as well friggin' tell you who it is!"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-27927878062308878092010-12-23T21:00:01.075-05:002010-12-23T21:00:01.075-05:00That was me! I AM afraid of her veiney clutches!That was me! I AM afraid of her veiney clutches!Rita, Montrealhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12527269007833187061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-9790188033052825112010-12-23T19:15:55.835-05:002010-12-23T19:15:55.835-05:00"Dear Ted:
Been a while since you've talk..."Dear Ted:<br />Been a while since you've talked about dear old Fake a la Ferocity—Oh please don't let her know I called her old, she will scratch my eyes out. What has she been up to lately? It seems to me, that she is back to her old Vices and abusing away! Still don't understand how her entourage doesn't do anything about this, she used to be kick-ass hot, but lately, she has become a scary shade of her past loveliness. Wonder how hubby is dealing with all this?<br />—R<br /><br />Dear Ho Ho Snowed:<br />Well someone is feeling mighty confident over there, isn't she? However, can't say your portrayal of La Ferocity is at all wrong. She's looking worse for wear these days. We're almost feeling sorry for the tired broad, and it's certainly stressing out her husband too. As for whether she's back on the hard stuff, the news is not good."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-1465790793756973932010-12-04T22:53:18.285-05:002010-12-04T22:53:18.285-05:00If this blind is really true, then it is Katie Hol...If this blind is really true, then it is Katie Holmes, for sure.Miriamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14774883543180556942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-48310709891791814342010-08-24T11:18:23.545-04:002010-08-24T11:18:23.545-04:00"Dear Ted:
I have long wondered why sometimes..."Dear Ted:<br />I have long wondered why sometimes you refer to Brad Pitt as Angelina's "hubby" and infer that they are married, and other times as her "partner." Is this me just being picky about semantics, the semantics being interchangeable to you, or are you trying to tell us something?<br />—Word Choice<br /><br />Dear Not Married Word Choice:<br />With how much I talk about those two, it's a mouthful to keep saying "devoted domestic partner and coparent." Sometimes hubby is just the easy way of saying whipped."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-47023964268345441472010-07-23T23:07:53.601-04:002010-07-23T23:07:53.601-04:00"Dear Ted:
What's up with Fake à la Feroc..."Dear Ted:<br />What's up with Fake à la Ferocity these days? Are she and her partner faithful to one another?<br />—Mel<br /><br />Dear Oldie but Goodie:<br />Fake's really the ultimate designing dame in this town—have to admit I'll always have a soft spot for her conniving, it's very brilliant. Just wish she wasn't hurting herself and those she loves—and those who love her—still, by wrecking her body so."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-58086624271171339072010-06-19T20:50:13.810-04:002010-06-19T20:50:13.810-04:00"Dear Ted:
There is talk on one gossip blog t..."Dear Ted:<br />There is talk on one gossip blog that Brad Pitt runs his relationship with Angelina Jolie—that he is a tough-minded, controlling, domineering, complicated man. But I always believed that Angelina Jolie was the controlling one in that relationship. Who do you think is the stronger one here?<br />—Curious<br /><br />Dear In Control:<br />Angie, clearly. Don't believe anything else."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.com