tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post4310374070724330893..comments2023-11-03T11:44:05.173-04:00Comments on Blind Items Exposed: Ted's letter to Morgan MayhemUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger71125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-32529667867767972092011-03-16T22:34:47.580-04:002011-03-16T22:34:47.580-04:00http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/
the_awful_truth/b...http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/<br />the_awful_truth/b230945<br />_lindsay_lohan_changing_her_<br />ways.htmlblurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-49359560290793228862010-12-23T14:10:20.500-05:002010-12-23T14:10:20.500-05:00"Dear Ted:
Has Morgan Mayhem grown up and cha..."Dear Ted:<br />Has Morgan Mayhem grown up and changed her ways? <br />—nicole <br /><br />Dear Messy Morgan:<br />I don't know, to be honest I'm quite sick of speculating. Until she proves me wrong, I'm going to go with no."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-71210884510735999442010-11-13T21:32:56.194-05:002010-11-13T21:32:56.194-05:00"Dear Ted:
Did Slurpa Pop-Off and Morgan Mayh..."Dear Ted:<br />Did Slurpa Pop-Off and Morgan Mayhem ever have a fling? Something in me says yes.<br />—Evelyn<br /><br />Dear Making Love to the Meth Head:<br />You have a better shot at narrowing people down by whether they haven't hooked up with Morgan, Ev."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-61545125727127079752010-11-05T19:34:26.629-04:002010-11-05T19:34:26.629-04:00http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b2...http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b209798_lindsay_lohan_getting_healthy_looking.htmlblurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-102465030972234752010-10-04T11:41:45.083-04:002010-10-04T11:41:45.083-04:00"Dear Ted:
What's up with LiLo's late..."Dear Ted:<br />What's up with LiLo's latest rehab stint? Is she seriously trying to lessen the jail time by attempting to seem to sober up? The judge surely isn't so dumb! What's your take? Thanks.<br />—P<br /><br />Dear Straight Edge:<br />That's yet to be seen, but Betty Ford definitely isn't a place that messes around. La Lohan may finally get her act together, or, hell, it might be too much for her and she'll beg to be put back in the slammer. With how messed up this chick is, she might see it as the lesser of two evils."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-13927361748592942342010-10-02T13:46:09.958-04:002010-10-02T13:46:09.958-04:00http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b2...http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b203313_has_lindsay_lohan_finally_met_her_match.htmlblurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-29097015477601612372010-09-24T18:07:20.971-04:002010-09-24T18:07:20.971-04:00"http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_tr..."http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b202212_oops_lindsay_told_pals_im_not_going_jail.htmlblurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-65045711028536992762010-09-23T16:41:43.617-04:002010-09-23T16:41:43.617-04:00"Dear Ted:
The people who hired and supported..."Dear Ted:<br />The people who hired and supported Lindsay Lohan for the Lovelace movie must be freaking out! The chances are, they might sue her for breaking her contract, have you seen all the money they had spent on promoting the movie, way before it started filming? Linds really messed up her second chance (or fifth, can't count them) at true movie stardom.<br />—Rita<br /><br />Dear True Story:<br />Yeah, L.L. has messed up one too many times. If the director and producers are smart they will be the ones to give her the boot. This girl has serious problems that aren't going to go away overnight, or even in the next few months. Shame, I really want Lindsay to come out on top but I'm slowly losing hope and quickly getting over the same old excuses."<br /><br />"Dear Ted:<br />Lindsay Lohan has tested positive for cocaine and other illegal substances. Let us not waste time on her trashy mother and her own stupid lies, you know from where all the talk came out, let us concentrate on the idiotic judge and doctors who not only let her out early, and had even given more excuses for her actions. Lindsay Lohan isn't thumbing her nose at the "justice system," she is quite bluntly flipping us the big ol' bird. Straighten up and get help already!<br />—Rita<br /><br />Dear LiLo-Balled:<br />And we'll see how Judge Fox handles that bird on Friday. But isn't this whole ordeal starting to get just sad. Clearly no one around the babe has the balls to tell her she's out of control. But maybe this time the judge will finally realize that a couple of days in jail and an afternoon in rehab won't cut it."<br /><br />"Dear Ted:<br />Why isn't Dennis Quaid helping his brother or any other family member?<br />—DNN<br /><br />Dear Tough Love:<br />Because sometimes letting your fam get through their own crap without getting involved (and subsequently turning it into a media circus) is the best way to help. Lohans, take note."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-22389101429979024302010-09-01T14:01:52.612-04:002010-09-01T14:01:52.612-04:00http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b1...http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b198006_five_more_ridiculous_lindsay_lohan.htmlblurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-72055182013970127562010-08-24T11:11:56.100-04:002010-08-24T11:11:56.100-04:00"Dear Ted:
What's happening with Morgan M..."Dear Ted:<br />What's happening with Morgan Mayhem these days, romance-wise?<br />—Anna<br /><br />Dear Lovelorn:<br />Ummm, a whole lotta nothing, that's what."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-54339316298906273252010-08-07T14:48:47.425-04:002010-08-07T14:48:47.425-04:00"Dear Ted:
In the case of Me-Me Dallas and Mo..."Dear Ted:<br />In the case of Me-Me Dallas and Morgan Mayhem, is the obvious answer the right one? Or are you trying to throw us off?<br />—Lia<br /><br />Dear Surprise, Surprise:<br />Uh, I don't think I've been trying to throw you off on those two. Hell, I don't even think they've been throwing you off, what with all the things they're doing in public these days."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-39558664297449970652010-08-04T19:12:54.559-04:002010-08-04T19:12:54.559-04:00"Dear Ted:
Something just occurred to me watc..."Dear Ted:<br />Something just occurred to me watching the whole Lindsay Lohan sitch. She's apparently broke, with no insurance. The 90 days in rehab are paid for by the state, no? I was just thinking, maybe she wanted to get in front of a judge to get the help she needs but just didn't count on actually having to do jail time. That's why she was crying. Am I right?<br />—Jeff<br /><br />Dear Lo-Planned Out:<br />Jeff, remember we're talking about Lindsay here—a gal who never thinks she does anything wrong and will always blame someone else when she gets caught. Linds thought she would march right out of Revel's courthouse with, at most, a slap on the wrist. La Lohan still doesn't want the help that (we all know!) she needs."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-6780164162066460482010-07-27T16:07:13.253-04:002010-07-27T16:07:13.253-04:00"Dear Ted:
As I see Lindsay Lohan slipping fa..."Dear Ted:<br />As I see Lindsay Lohan slipping farther into the abyss, I can't help but think of Gia Carangi. A talented, young woman who found herself in the same sad situations as L.L.. Too many enablers and not enough love.<br />—Bonnie<br /><br />Dear Cautionary Tale:<br />Good eye...both talented women, both plagued by similar problems. It all comes down to drug addiction in a heady, unhealthy lifestyle. Let's pray Lindsay fares better."<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"Dear Ted:<br />If you were to reveal every B.V., which one would have people most surprised? Which one would be the most devastating for their career? And which one would have people shrugging their shoulders in indifference?<br />—Bastiaan<br /><br />Dear Grand Viceroy:<br />Way to put me on the spot there, champ. Your first two questions garner one answer: the closets! Whether it's Crescent Kumquat, Jackie Bouffant, Nevis Divine or even age-old Toothy Tile, it's always the closet cases that shock. But gosh, I wish they would realize their careers wouldn't be devastated, only different—and maybe for the better. It's a new age. Fake à la Ferocity would, without a doubt, suffer the most career damage if her personal activities were known, and if Morgan Mayhem‘s identity were revealed, I think people might actually yawn."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-51454946496176908622010-07-09T12:54:48.236-04:002010-07-09T12:54:48.236-04:00"Dear Ted:
Lindsay Lohan's verdict was ju..."Dear Ted:<br />Lindsay Lohan's verdict was justified. She missed court dates and didn't even bother to show up to her classes. This is a wake-up call for her and maybe she needs it. Look at Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie—they went to jail and cleaned up their acts. Granted, Nicole did only go to jail for a couple of minutes, but she has made a complete 180. She's a mother, is in a committed relationship and stopped her party ways. Meanwhile, Paris is now wearing underwear. Jail will give Lindsay the time she needs to focus on herself and her career by herself without anyone in her face, especially her mother and father.<br />—Faye<br /><br />Dear Jailbird:<br />Agreed, doll! If there's one thing jail will do for Linds, it's get her away from those horrid parents and give her plenty of time to sort out her life on her own, without paparazzi and familial nightmares. The only question is whether it's too little, too late."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-23658981659945333832010-07-09T12:49:35.363-04:002010-07-09T12:49:35.363-04:00"Dear Ted:
You haven't written about Morg..."Dear Ted:<br />You haven't written about Morgan Mayhem lately. What is she doing this summer?<br />—Q<br /><br />Dear Q's Question:<br />Darling, Morg is trying to get her affairs in order. You know, the usual. Sort of."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-21599004502259405012010-07-08T14:07:56.461-04:002010-07-08T14:07:56.461-04:00"Dear Ted:
Lindsay Lohan is everywhere and I&..."Dear Ted:<br />Lindsay Lohan is everywhere and I'm tired of it. She's like that couple that shall not be named but with a DUI. She's only in the media now because of her partying ways, her DUI and her court appearances...if she can muster herself out of bed. I say we focus less on "celebrities" that only get attention for their antics and focus on those with talent.<br />—Faye<br /><br />Dead Bingo:<br />Boy were you right, babe, and don't expect for the headlines to die down any time before she gets thrown in the slammer. I suspect Linds will keep up her infamous tabloid ways until the minute she comes face to face with jail."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-17921707533705169882010-06-29T08:30:04.383-04:002010-06-29T08:30:04.383-04:00DUH
"Dear Ted:
Could Morgan Mayhem be Jen Ga...DUH<br /><br />"Dear Ted:<br />Could Morgan Mayhem be Jen Garner? I know she's supposedly cleaner than rainforest oxygen and a mother to boot, but no one comes to Hollywood and becomes a star without having to shake off a bit of dirt here or there. I know you can't really out them, but is this even close?<br />—Aiden<br /><br />Dear Long Shot:<br />Not at all. Morgan is younger and infinitely less sweet-looking, -talking and -behavin'."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-28156195487448228152010-06-25T14:09:03.211-04:002010-06-25T14:09:03.211-04:00"Dear Ted:
Every time a person buys an animal..."Dear Ted:<br />Every time a person buys an animal from a breeder, they eliminate a potential home for a stray or other unwanted animal. I know people claim they want to know the dog's personality before they buy, but I challenge them to compare their pricey pet to my mixed breed. No contest. Anyhow, if you didn't have to worry about pesky things like lawyers, lawsuits and upset celebrities, which Blind Vice would you out?<br />—Lorir<br /><br />Dear Oh, Please:<br />Morgan Mayhem. Though I think she's already doing a pretty magnificent job herself."<br /><br />Rblurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-60098187574384602822010-06-23T10:27:19.047-04:002010-06-23T10:27:19.047-04:00"Dear Ted:
I just read that the tea Lindsay L..."Dear Ted:<br />I just read that the tea Lindsay Lohan swills to "try to keep sober" is being recalled because it has a higher-than-advertised alcohol content. She seems to drink a lot of it. All the so-called sources at Katy Perry's party say they didn't see her drinking at all. Do you think it's possible that the tea set off her SCRAM bracelet? I really, really hope it's something that innocent. I love this girl, and I'm really hoping she cleans herself up. Tell me there's some hope for Linds!<br />—Wanda<br /><br />Dear Lohan and Behold:<br />The only tea leaves I see in the future of La Lohan's career are soaked. With you know what."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-14927675732934199332010-06-21T13:26:19.201-04:002010-06-21T13:26:19.201-04:00"Dear Ted:
Do you think Dina Lohan is paying ..."Dear Ted:<br />Do you think Dina Lohan is paying off the LAPD to keep this latest incident off Lindsay's record?<br />—M<br /><br />Dear Lohag:<br />It's already on the record, toots. And trust, the LAPD has much better things to do than accept a bribe from Dina friggin' Lohan."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-61498345689011485742010-06-19T20:34:14.808-04:002010-06-19T20:34:14.808-04:00http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b1...http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b186650_probable_truth_on_<br />lindsays_drinking.htmlblurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-52952484687117199552010-05-31T22:50:06.889-04:002010-05-31T22:50:06.889-04:00"Dear Ted:
RE: The Lohan trainwreck. So the c..."Dear Ted:<br />RE: The Lohan trainwreck. So the court orders her to behave and everyone around her (her lawyer, her mother, etc.) has hissy fits. What has to happen before someone actually helps her? So far the judge seems to be doing the most—and it ain't much! Forcing her to follow through on the bracelet, the drug tests and the alcohol classes will only go so far when her lawyer fights so hard to enable Lohan to continue her downward spiral.<br />—WG<br /><br />Dear Step One:<br />La Lohan herself has to admit she actually needs help. The newly blond babe is in just as much denial as her enabler mother and cling-on friends—it's going to take more than a SCRAM bracelet and slap on the hand from a judge to fix Lindsay."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-38423917755968095942010-05-26T13:26:09.205-04:002010-05-26T13:26:09.205-04:00"Dear Ted:
I would love for you to clear some..."Dear Ted:<br />I would love for you to clear something up: If SCRAM doesn't detect prescription drug use, then what good is it? If Lindsay Lohan can get high off 'scrips then she can probably manage to stay away from alcohol and drugs. There are a million drugs she can take without the ankle detector notifying the court. She's just going to get around it like she did before—isn't it a waste of time?<br />—Daisy<br /><br />Dear SCRAMbled:<br />Weekly random drug testing, Dais. But the real question is: How long you think La Lohan will last? Why the hell wasn't she at least sentenced to a half-way house? This same-old-crap stuff from the courts is a joke. And if L2 weren't a celebrity, this kind of continued enabling would never happen."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-65292595122820845112010-05-21T14:05:56.373-04:002010-05-21T14:05:56.373-04:00"Dear Ted:
Ok are the courts really going to ..."Dear Ted:<br />Ok are the courts really going to believe that Lindsay Lohan lost her passport? I mean, come on. I used to feel sorry for her. I really hope she does get the 6 months jail time that the D.A. is talking about. Does she think she is above the law? Because if a normal person was in her shoes they would already be doing jail time. She needs a reality check big time.<br />—Aimee<br /><br />Dear Liva La Vida Lohan:<br />Of course she thinks she's above the law because that's how she's been treated—so far. How many DUIs does this chick have? Add that to cocaine possession, alleged theft, and a whole heap of charges that she hasn't done time for and obviously she's going to think she's untouchable. That has finally changed."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-55326040711898425902010-05-18T10:20:03.975-04:002010-05-18T10:20:03.975-04:00"Dear Ted:
Seriously, when will E! ban the Li..."Dear Ted:<br />Seriously, when will E! ban the Lindsay Lohan spiral? Who cares about anyone this delusional. Write about her when she gets back to work. Until then, please report on anything else!<br />—Make the path<br /><br />Dear Baby Steps:<br />How about we ban her in the column? Unless she does something newsworthy or gets her crap together, you won't read about her routine antics here. Anybody up for that?"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.com