tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post4283145833037100413..comments2023-11-03T11:44:05.173-04:00Comments on Blind Items Exposed: Blind Vice Archive: Jackie BouffantUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-20412155407523508772011-11-06T09:24:12.338-05:002011-11-06T09:24:12.338-05:00"Dear Ted:
Why am I hearing rumors about Zac ..."Dear Ted:<br />Why am I hearing rumors about Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens hooking up again? Aren't they over each other?<br />—M<br /><br />Dear Over It:<br />If they aren't, I am. We got all we needed from this cutesy high school romance. I think it certainly run its celebrity course but let's see. Musical numbers <br /><br />galore? Check. Naked pictures leaked? Check. Breakup? Check. Yup that about covers it. And these two are definitely dunzo with each other. Even if they start <br /><br />canoodling again."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-42216999032611600432011-10-29T16:23:00.144-04:002011-10-29T16:23:00.144-04:00"Dear Ted:
Is Jackie Bouffant still with his ..."Dear Ted:<br />Is Jackie Bouffant still with his famous significant other? If he has moved on, do you think he'll move on to another famous beard or stay single a while?<br />—German<br /><br />Dear Run Silent, Run Deep:<br />Very single, very chill, very beard-free right now. Jackie's hardly unaware that beards can backfire—in a big way."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-64053304411719720852011-10-22T14:28:37.428-04:002011-10-22T14:28:37.428-04:00"Dear Ted:
Why the lack of Zac Efron on your ..."Dear Ted:<br />Why the lack of Zac Efron on your Hollywood's Hottest Body Parts polls? I would say he's a contender for best abs, biceps, and rack, but especially for eyes. <br /><br />On an unrelated note, if Jackie Bouffant were to come out any time soon, would he come out as gay or bisexual?<br />—MP<br /><br />Dear Where The Ef Is Zac?:<br />Good point, Zac is a sexy contender for all those hot body parts, but we beg to differ on the best part of him. Rest assured, he'll be in our poll, but <br /><br />you'll have to wait to see which body part we chose. As for Jackie Bouffant? Don't get your hopes up—dude won't admit to being anything but straight anytime <br /><br />soon.<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />You wrote that January Jones' baby daddy was far more obvious than Ashton Kutcher, so can you tell me, might the real baby daddy have been on film with <br /><br />Jackie Bouffant and Seymour Plow-Me-More? I mean Jackie and Seymour do know each other from at least one project, right?<br />—Val<br /><br />Dear I'll Play:<br />Yes, Jackie and Seymour do know each other. But January's baby daddy hasn't really appeared on film much. You're barking up the wrong daddy tree."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-42963028089687073392011-10-21T10:27:09.748-04:002011-10-21T10:27:09.748-04:00Grrr! I just left a long, drawn out comment regard...Grrr! I just left a long, drawn out comment regarding Ted's comments in today's BBs regarding Zac and Jackie. I thought it was the closest thing to an outting without actually being so. He commented that Zac is in the hottest HWood body parts contest for a body part not what would be expected...and he was featured today in the HAIR (ie BOUFFANT!) contest...I love it. I hope this time this posts!Ross Family Fivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00987910924217767804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-33678768839856214612011-10-16T18:30:11.944-04:002011-10-16T18:30:11.944-04:00"Dear Ted:
Say I were to do a Blind Vice line..."Dear Ted:<br />Say I were to do a Blind Vice lineup, arranging Vicers from tallest to shortest. Out of Nelly Fang, Dashed Dingle Dream and Jackie Bouffant who would be in <br /><br />the middle?<br />—Mike<br /><br />Dear Super Sleuth:<br />Height-wise, Dashed Dingle Dream would fall smack dab in the middle."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-40100197908484940882011-10-01T22:21:09.784-04:002011-10-01T22:21:09.784-04:00DuckyDuck - you read incorrectly. Read it again. ...DuckyDuck - you read incorrectly. Read it again. Jackie does NOT have a serious boyfriend. It's the exact opposite.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-37989192984677701752011-10-01T22:20:34.575-04:002011-10-01T22:20:34.575-04:00"Dear Ted:
Where in the world is Zac Efron?
—..."Dear Ted:<br />Where in the world is Zac Efron?<br />—V Hudge<br /><br />Dear Zac Attack:<br />Getting his cougar on. Well, on screen. In real life, Zac's love life is far messier.<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Congrats on the no smoking. What can you tell my rescue Mr. Puss and me about our favorite, Jackie Bouffant? I hear he is now a one-man man and happy, Mr <br /><br />Puss says no way. A fish bet rides on this one.<br />—Mr. Puss<br /><br />Dear Dude on the Loose:<br />Hope Mr. Puss enjoys his yummy treat ‘cause he's so right."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-7920415337354817512011-09-29T21:06:46.234-04:002011-09-29T21:06:46.234-04:00According to the bitch back today, Zac Efron now h...According to the bitch back today, Zac Efron now has a serious boyfriend. Did I miss this? Who is he dating? And now that he's not so in the spotlight, will he ever come out? Ugh! So many questions!Dr.DuckyDuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17400905260126139238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-27809344876572110242011-09-04T13:43:52.054-04:002011-09-04T13:43:52.054-04:00"Dear Ted:
Does Jackie Bouffant have an STD? ..."Dear Ted:<br />Does Jackie Bouffant have an STD? If not do you think he is likely to get one?<br />—Jamie<br /><br />Dear Crotch Critters:<br />Not unless he hops in bed with Crescent Kumquat, which isn't exactly the craziest idea ever. But as off now, as far as I'm concerned, Jack has a clean bill <br /><br />of health when it comes to his sex life. Not that he's getting much these days anyway."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-53255669112212499272011-08-27T10:11:53.276-04:002011-08-27T10:11:53.276-04:00"Dear Ted:
We haven't had a Jackie Bouffa..."Dear Ted:<br />We haven't had a Jackie Bouffant or Crescent Cumquat Vice in awhile. Is it safe to assume then that they're being good little Vicers?<br />—Roxy<br /><br />Dear Down Low:<br />Good in the sense that they're keeping their naughty little secrets to themselves, yes. But they're definitely still up to no good, that's for sure.<br />"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-36729606995668481432011-08-21T22:16:39.891-04:002011-08-21T22:16:39.891-04:00"Dear Ted:
Zac Efron doesn't have a Vice ..."Dear Ted:<br />Zac Efron doesn't have a Vice yet, does he? Or am I missing something?<br />—Ania<br /><br />Dear Um:<br />Hell yes he does. A really juicy one, too."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-10597286311022183352011-08-06T10:47:06.598-04:002011-08-06T10:47:06.598-04:00Corbin Bleu = Frank Dangerfield?Corbin Bleu = Frank Dangerfield?blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-4644424436267918622011-08-06T10:46:50.710-04:002011-08-06T10:46:50.710-04:00"Dear Ted:
I am a huge fan of Zac Efron's..."Dear Ted:<br />I am a huge fan of Zac Efron's and was wondering what his relationship is like with Corbin Bleu now that Zac's practically A-list? He obviously dated Vanessa <br /><br />Hudgens after HSM and is still friends with Ashley Tisdale, but what about Corbin?<br />—Lawton<br /><br />Dear Bromance:<br />Don't worry, L, these two are still tight. Like, visit the strip clubs together tight. And isn't that the ultimate bond for two bros? Believe it or not, <br /><br />Zacky isn't really the H'wood type who lets fame go to his head. He's way more laid-back than most of his High School peers."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-29538763993934677762011-07-03T23:23:53.079-04:002011-07-03T23:23:53.079-04:00"Dear Ted:
Where is Zac Efron? Is he in hidin..."Dear Ted:<br />Where is Zac Efron? Is he in hiding? I never thought I could have withdrawal symptoms from not seeing him, but I am. I hope he's OK after the split from V-<br /><br />fug.<br />—D from TX<br /><br />Dear Zac Attack:<br />Couldn't agree with you more, D! Especially now that he's gone and become all muscled. Don't worry to much about Zac's post-split state of mind; I don't <br /><br />think he's lying low because he has a broken heart—Zefron was never the half of that couple that loved the limelight. He'll be back on red carpets (and <br /><br />hopefully in the Vice vault) soon, though."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-2873989641491214112011-06-23T18:16:13.936-04:002011-06-23T18:16:13.936-04:00"Dear Ted:
Wish you all the best with the not..."Dear Ted:<br />Wish you all the best with the not smoking. Today you said all Vicers start out small and then grow as their fame grows. Please tell me if you know how <br /><br />Jackie Bouffant started and what he is doing now! My stray rescue and I hear he is (a) filming a movie in the Midwest, (b) in a hospital in Arizona, (c) <br /><br />suffering from a broken heart. Please let us know. All our best.<br />—Blackie and Me<br /><br />Dear Mutt Love:<br />I will say this: Jackie's the same way about his parts the way my Charlie is with a bone. Once he sets his mind on it, that's it (regardless of sex, food, <br /><br />water or any other doggie in the hood)."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-65861376186547260482011-06-05T08:55:16.348-04:002011-06-05T08:55:16.348-04:00"Dear Ted:
A friend of mine who knows Jackie ..."Dear Ted:<br />A friend of mine who knows Jackie Bouffant reckons he's moving to London because he can't deal with Hollywood any more. What do you know about this? (If it's <br /><br />true.)<br />—XtinaReigns<br /><br />Dear Ass-u-me:<br />I know your friend doesn't know Jackie very well 'cause they would know J isn't ditching T-town anytime soon. Sure, he prefers to keep his dirty deeds on the <br /><br />DL—more so now than ever—but he's not stupid. He knows attention will follow him no matter what continent he's on...and there's no better place to Vice than <br /><br />good-ol' Hollywood."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-183296967135653692011-05-23T00:33:31.467-04:002011-05-23T00:33:31.467-04:00"Dear Ted:
What's Jackie Bouffant up to t..."Dear Ted:<br />What's Jackie Bouffant up to these days, and is he still into both genders?<br />—Inquiring Mind<br /><br />Dear Batting for Both:<br />Jackie's kept himself pretty off the radar lately—guess he got spooked when that lady of his started to make waves for herself. She's the one making more <br /><br />headlines these days, though. Shame too, Jackie was always more interesting."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-34297073258704886532011-04-22T07:44:47.875-04:002011-04-22T07:44:47.875-04:00Was Jackie in a Sci-Fi series?Was Jackie in a Sci-Fi series?noticeboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10566980910232729789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-22498354654716024142011-03-23T21:16:40.725-04:002011-03-23T21:16:40.725-04:00"
Dear Ted:
The last time you wrote a Bitch-..."<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />The last time you wrote a Bitch-Back about Jackie Bouffant, you said he was lingering in the hetero world. Has he recently gone back to banging guys? If he <br /><br />has, where does he find them because it seems he'd have to be very careful since he's not "out."<br />—Holla G<br /><br />Dear Shocker:<br />You know what, so far I'm only hearing about the ladies. And he's keeping those females very under wraps, too."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-78104248853850390722011-03-11T21:40:40.521-05:002011-03-11T21:40:40.521-05:00"Dear Ted:
Please tell me about Jackie Bouffa..."Dear Ted:<br />Please tell me about Jackie Bouffant's film career. Is he successful or is he making flop after flop? Also, what do you think of Jessica Lowndes for the part <br /><br />of Katniss Everdeen?<br />—kitschdarling<br /><br />Dear Vices and No Dices:<br />Oh, he's a flopster for sure. It's too bad since he's adorable. Anyway, Lowndes is gorge, but not enough olive in that complexion of hers. Plus, I just get a <br /><br />sick feeling in my stomach picturing Adrianna from 90210 trying to maneuver around this role. Whoever lands this gig is set for a challenge that's for sure."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-67049178729246345692011-03-05T13:35:32.360-05:002011-03-05T13:35:32.360-05:00"Dear Ted:
I got to thinking about Frank Dang..."Dear Ted:<br />I got to thinking about Frank Dangerfield, former BF of Jackie Bouffant, and was wondering if they'd been seen out together lately? Also, has Frank's star <br /><br />risen in the last few years? I wonder because I think I may have this one cracked.<br />—F<br /><br />Dear True Love:<br />Nope, that one was dunzo when Jackie's pretty face and smoking career went through the roof. Frank's star certainly has stayed the same, for what it's worth. <br /><br />Maybe even decreased?"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-75099414556520906362011-02-11T16:20:25.100-05:002011-02-11T16:20:25.100-05:00Frank Dangerfield?
"Dear Ted:
A Zac Efron/Ch...Frank Dangerfield?<br /><br />"Dear Ted:<br />A Zac Efron/Chris Colfer friendship? Any thoughts on that?<br />—Norwegian Wood<br /><br />Dear So Into It:<br />I feel like I can't wait to see Zac make an appearance on Glee with his buddy. Bet he could nab a part with those vocals of his. Plus, I sort of, maybe, like Colfer. He's got some potential in the acting arena for sure."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-41897263555128110982011-02-08T12:11:07.476-05:002011-02-08T12:11:07.476-05:00Dear Ted:
Zac Efron seems like a nice kid. Has he ...Dear Ted:<br />Zac Efron seems like a nice kid. Has he ever been a Blind Vice?<br />—D<br /><br />Dear Six-Pack Sweetheart:<br />But of course! There are secrets behind those yummy dimples! That's not to say Zac isn't a nice kid, though. We still heart him, Vice and all!<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Has Vanessa Hudgens ever been a Blind Vice?<br />—Hottie<br /><br />Dear Shirtless Scandal:<br />Actually, no. V may have had her fair share of drama, but it's not too Vice-worthy. She hangs with people who are.<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Is Me-Me Dallas single? Also, what has Jackie Bouffant been up to lately? I haven't heard about him in a while, so I was wondering if he's been doing anything Vice-worthy.<br />—X<br /><br />Dear Couple:<br />Ah yes, two of our faves! Me-Me is single and slutty, per ususal. As is Jackie, although he's hooking up mostly with women though. Who'da thunk it? Now that I think about it, these two Vicers would totally make a hot couple. Wouldn't be surprised if they've done the nasty already, actually.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-22444143842982736142011-01-24T21:42:27.108-05:002011-01-24T21:42:27.108-05:00"Dear Ted:
Is Jackie Bouffant single? And can..."Dear Ted:<br />Is Jackie Bouffant single? And can he sing?<br />—shmexii1lykme<br /><br />Dear Mingling or Not:<br />Debatable. While most of us wish he was, he likes to play the field hot and cold. Lucky for that frequent female of his! As for his vocals, they aren't to die for."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-43878518486505195202011-01-24T13:18:09.507-05:002011-01-24T13:18:09.507-05:00In today's Bitch Back, Ted makes it clear that...In today's Bitch Back, Ted makes it clear that he's not a fan of Jackie's singing. LOL. I'm not a big fan of Zac or anything, but I always thought he sounded nice.Kristenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13433155268723930105noreply@blogger.com