tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post3882146050980860947..comments2023-11-03T11:44:05.173-04:00Comments on Blind Items Exposed: One Deep Throat Blind ViceUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-11511390744505005542010-04-10T14:09:25.825-04:002010-04-10T14:09:25.825-04:00"Dear Ted:
Chace Crawford, Matt Bomer, Jensen..."Dear Ted:<br />Chace Crawford, Matt Bomer, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki...I just realized that all those hotties are Texans! Do all these studs have anything else in common?<br />—Strike<br /><br />Dear Lone Star Studs:<br />Besides the fact that they're all sexy? I can think of a thing or two."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-32890600665282878662010-03-23T10:50:37.333-04:002010-03-23T10:50:37.333-04:00"Dear Ted:
My partner and I have three rescue..."Dear Ted:<br />My partner and I have three rescue dogs and have supported a local organization! Please, please answer my questions! I love your column and follow it every day! Here's what I'm wondering. As it concerns stars and their sexuality, I see three categories: (1) Celebrities who are out and proud, i.e. Neil Patrick Harris, Lance Bass, etc.; (2) Celebrities who are out, but don't publicly proclaim it to the press, and can be discovered by any amateur Googler; and (3) Celebrities who are deep in the closet and often participate in the "bearding program." Are most of the Blind Vices in category 3? For instance, if Toothy Tile (and most of the gay or bisexual Blind Vicers) came out, would you go back and tell us that said actor was Toothy Tile all along? Also, specifically about Parrish Maguire, Jackie Bouffant, and Crescent Kumquat—what age bracket do they fall into, 20s, 30s, 40s? Thank you so muc,h Ted, and I hope you answer my questions!<br />—Brian<br /><br />Dear Categories:<br />Right-o, most of the B.V.s are from the deep-in-the-closet variety. As for the B.V.s you named—they definitely cover a couple of the age groups you named, and then some."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-68951986433352278332009-11-03T12:19:49.195-05:002009-11-03T12:19:49.195-05:00"Dear Ted:
Leona Lewis is blabbing to the Bri..."Dear Ted:<br />Leona Lewis is blabbing to the British tabloids that she turned down a kiss from Chace Crawford (who was in one of her music videos). Does she know something we don't?<br />—M<br /><br />Dear Interesting:<br />Or does she knows something we do, too?"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-87184832459427949452009-07-29T13:33:48.705-04:002009-07-29T13:33:48.705-04:00"Dear Ted:
Please tell me Crawley McNugget is..."Dear Ted:<br />Please tell me Crawley McNugget isn't Chace Crawford. I don't need to know who it is, just that it isn't Chace!<br />—Baba O'Riley<br /><br />Dear Don't Worry:<br />Of course it's not Chace. But Crawford is a whole other dee-lish item on his own."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-67494619847817478482009-07-29T00:58:53.947-04:002009-07-29T00:58:53.947-04:00Dear Ted:
Please tell me Crawley McNugget isn'...Dear Ted:<br />Please tell me Crawley McNugget isn't Chace Crawford. I don't need to know who it is, just that it isn't Chace!<br />—Baba O'Riley<br /><br />Dear Don't Worry:<br />Of course it's not Chace. But Crawford is a whole other dee-lish item on his own.<br />----<br /><br />Chace Crawford confirmed as a blind vice! He pretty much has to be Crescent Kumquat, no?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16299110760229596090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-64929042067945972682009-07-02T23:46:49.636-04:002009-07-02T23:46:49.636-04:00Chase Crawford....
Sound it out...
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Cr - sound...Chase Crawford....<br />Sound it out...<br />C---<br />Cr - sounds like KLissettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05316803267356139306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-52959704019715058272009-05-20T09:53:33.096-04:002009-05-20T09:53:33.096-04:00May 18
Dear Ted:
I'm a newbie, so pardon me for n...May 18<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />I'm a newbie, so pardon me for not knowing the slang. But what is a Crescent Kumquat? Where do I go for your lingo?<br />—Sandysmom<br /><br />Dear Virginal:<br />Crescent Kumquat would be the pseudonym for a certain young actor who is doing naughty things, but we cannot legally tell you about his indiscretions. They're with a another guy. They both have terrific hair and careers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-30356718939138427352009-05-01T13:38:00.000-04:002009-05-01T13:38:00.000-04:00If his blind items aren't about a closeted gay, th...If his blind items aren't about a closeted gay, they're Twilight-based. Boring.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com