tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post3565862767081562199..comments2023-11-03T11:44:05.173-04:00Comments on Blind Items Exposed: One Gory-Hole Blind ViceUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-11590260053366300072012-02-11T15:11:09.498-05:002012-02-11T15:11:09.498-05:00"Dear Ted:
I just saw John Stamos on a talk s..."Dear Ted:<br />I just saw John Stamos on a talk show recently and he is as cute as ever. Would he possibly have a Vice moniker in your collection?<br />—Pearl Mae<br /><br />Dear But Of Course:<br />And he's definitely a fan favorite. Any guesses who?!<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />I'm very interested to hear that John Stamos' Vice is a fan-favorite. Any hints for this serial dog-rescuer? Also, while we are talking Johns…does Johnny <br />Depp have any sexy monikers?<br />—P<br /><br />Dear A John By Any Other Name:<br />Hmmm, let me think of a clue worthy of your puppy love, P. Mr. Stamos' starring Vice was ages ago…but he made an unnamed appearance in a more recent Vice that was far juicier. Johnny, on the other hand, has no moniker."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-66256507918919951662011-06-09T21:11:44.431-04:002011-06-09T21:11:44.431-04:00All hints from Ted that THT is Bradley Cooper, how...All hints from Ted that THT is Bradley Cooper, however... he was said to have been a BV as of July 2009 before this was written.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-1980891040390418492011-06-09T21:03:15.382-04:002011-06-09T21:03:15.382-04:00"Dear Ted:
Will Bradley Cooper's Vice som..."Dear Ted:<br />Will Bradley Cooper's Vice somehow be revealed, sooner rather than later?<br />—Steph<br /><br />Dear Specific:<br />That depends entirely upon Bradley and his computer, I mean, companions."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-68106923796451945422010-06-18T06:13:09.498-04:002010-06-18T06:13:09.498-04:00could the fine linen and 300 count sheets refer to...could the fine linen and 300 count sheets refer to the movie 300? i like the gerard butler guess. he wore linen togas in the movie! he's also 'dated' practically everyone in hollywood. it seems like it fits.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06676277793663640923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-57580969455173392552010-06-12T14:04:28.472-04:002010-06-12T14:04:28.472-04:00"Dear Ted:
As a fellow cat lover, I was just ..."Dear Ted:<br />As a fellow cat lover, I was just wondering; as Crescent Kumquat is just getting into the closet, is he taking any pointers on how to behave from the more experienced inhabitants, for example good old Toothy?<br />—Ida<br /><br />Dear Role Model:<br />Not so much Toothy. More Topher Hairy-Tuchas with his Internet hook ups and whatnot."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-32317953650586792902010-04-21T13:18:24.682-04:002010-04-21T13:18:24.682-04:00"Dear Ted:
Here's something I don't u..."Dear Ted:<br />Here's something I don't understand about the closeted Blind Vices. If the girls are under the impression their relationship is real, wouldn't that technically make these guys bisexual rather than gay, or am I being too pedantic over semantics? In other words, does a beard always know that's what she is?<br />—leaf<br /><br />Dear Perplexed:<br />A beard usually knows what she is (or a little about her man's same-sex past), but there are a few situations where the women is, indeed, out of the loop. In that case, she isn't a beard. Just duped like Topher Hairy Tuchus' first wife kinda was."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-83551558067210305452010-04-09T13:30:28.586-04:002010-04-09T13:30:28.586-04:00"Dear Ted:
Anna Paquin said she was bisexual...."Dear Ted:<br />Anna Paquin said she was bisexual. So, isn't it also possible that someone like Topher Hairy-Tuchus is bisexual as well?<br />—Chris<br /><br />Dear Determined:<br />Are some of our BV regulars bisexual? Sure. But I don't believe that's the case for Topher. He likes men. That's all there is to it. Some times we just have to be strong and face these things."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-37578515755159390282010-03-31T14:04:11.188-04:002010-03-31T14:04:11.188-04:00In today's article about Jennifer Aniston, Ted...In today's article about Jennifer Aniston, Ted calls Gerard Butler "hairy assed." I noticed he had been a suspect here before, and not "notted..." http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b174246_would_you_dohellipjen_bad_girl.htmlMollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16548114222403043530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-56725508954393192462010-03-14T09:51:27.149-04:002010-03-14T09:51:27.149-04:00Never mind - GC was a repeat elimNever mind - GC was a repeat elimblurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-22756356382324283232010-03-14T09:50:14.000-04:002010-03-14T09:50:14.000-04:00"Dear Ted:
Is Topher Hairy-Tuchus George Cloo..."Dear Ted:<br />Is Topher Hairy-Tuchus George Clooney? If you don't answer, I'm gonna assume it is.<br />—Tell Me<br /><br />Dear Nice Try:<br />You know what they say about assuming."<br /><br />Ted didn't really answer this question. But I am taking it as a no. BEsides, George was said to be a BV as early as April '09.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-450261107185587512010-03-09T10:08:27.561-05:002010-03-09T10:08:27.561-05:00I know Bradley Cooper is the top guess but time-wi...I know Bradley Cooper is the top guess but time-wise he doesn't meet up. He was already a BV beofre this was written. Ted says that THT made a supporting appearance but was not given a name. Would Ted have answered yes that Brandley Cooper was a "delish goody baddy" BV if he wasn't given a name? Doesn't add up for me.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-91677616795196427072010-03-05T22:56:34.059-05:002010-03-05T22:56:34.059-05:00"Dear Ted:
Aside from sharing the same agent,..."Dear Ted:<br />Aside from sharing the same agent, do Bradley Cooper and Jared Padalecki have anything else in common?<br />—Enid<br /><br />Dear Similarities:<br />Yes. Oh, I'm sorry, did you want to know what?"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-14618509117580491372010-03-05T22:47:24.029-05:002010-03-05T22:47:24.029-05:00"Dear Ted:
Can you give me a hint on my fave ..."Dear Ted:<br />Can you give me a hint on my fave Vicer Topher-Hairy Tuchus and if he is still up to his dirty ole tricks? What age group is he in—20s, 30s, 40s?<br />—V<br /><br />Dear Hair Removal:<br />Topher is def still getting down and dirty, but he—like all his best BV buds—is playing the beard game. Do you buy his pathetic fauxmance? Because I totally don't. 30s."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-71806929773729436192010-03-04T12:13:19.436-05:002010-03-04T12:13:19.436-05:00IDK Jude Law?IDK Jude Law?BROOKEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07511300658306766696noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-39635107485106255172010-03-03T14:32:21.943-05:002010-03-03T14:32:21.943-05:00I think this is Bradley Cooper. I've thought t...I think this is Bradley Cooper. I've thought this all along. This is prob why the wife left him. Ted talked about it today.<br /><br />From Ted:<br /><br />Dear Yes and No:<br />Congrats on your rescue! Where's the pic and what's the name? For your prize you get the seemingly innocuous, but actually quite delicious clue that Mr. Cooper's Vice requires the use of the Internet.<br /><br />Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b169742_bitch-back_admit_it_already_robsten.html#ixzz0h8psG1t3<br /><br />This sounds like BC.EmmyChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01941459703222595410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-3247496418042851582010-01-15T21:58:06.309-05:002010-01-15T21:58:06.309-05:00Ok this is a wild guess-but he's in the supers...Ok this is a wild guess-but he's in the superstar gallery, only thing that does not fit-nobody knows if he was married but Ted did make a comment about going back to his 300 count bedsheets:<br /><br />Hayden Christensen.Let's guesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11300694126000934473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-26678846826801330052010-01-05T15:32:53.102-05:002010-01-05T15:32:53.102-05:00what about robin Williams? He is certainly hairy e...what about robin Williams? He is certainly hairy enough. LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-91553234608141917992009-12-03T01:10:52.405-05:002009-12-03T01:10:52.405-05:00Orlando Bloom. Done.Orlando Bloom. Done.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-83675484279224286142009-11-14T12:36:10.929-05:002009-11-14T12:36:10.929-05:00Stamos- no. Not a big movie star. Brad Pitt, abs...Stamos- no. Not a big movie star. Brad Pitt, absolutely not. Bradley Cooper, no, also already a star. Shia, no- he's in a franchise. <br /><br />He confirmed this guy is very hairy, so that also rules out Leo DiCaprio. I really don't know much about Butler, but he seems like he could be a good fit?Kelly Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05733891346735966273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-12513856034088043922009-10-04T09:18:15.661-04:002009-10-04T09:18:15.661-04:00"Dear Ted:
I have a few celebs who I think co..."Dear Ted:<br />I have a few celebs who I think could be Topher Hairy-Tuchus. To narrow them down I need to ask a few more questions. Is Topher black or white? If he's white is he a blue-eyed blond or brown-eyed blond? Or if his hair is black and his eyes are blue or brown or green? Is Topher a child star who is now an adult? Did he ever model? I'm not asking you for too many specifics because I like the guessing. I'm just saying help me narrow it down.<br />—Forever a Fan<br /><br />Dear Holy Hell:<br />Those specifics made me, and Topher, squirm. I'll give you the first one—he's white."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-48296631478187699462009-10-04T09:09:18.267-04:002009-10-04T09:09:18.267-04:00"Dear Ted:
Love your column; you are one of t..."Dear Ted:<br />Love your column; you are one of the few that can gossip in a good-hearted way. I wanted to know if Topher Hairy-Tuchus is Colin Farrell. He fits all the clues you have given, and if this is the correct ID then the identity of the "hunky minuteman" should also be interesting.<br />—Skywriter<br /><br />Dear Keep Guessin':<br />Sorry! Colin's scot-free from THT's curious sexual ways. Think less dark Irish type, just as cute 'n' hairy."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-16471153131945938312009-09-28T18:05:15.393-04:002009-09-28T18:05:15.393-04:00"Dear Ted:
Is Ryan Phillippe Topher Hairy-Tuc..."Dear Ted:<br />Is Ryan Phillippe Topher Hairy-Tuchus? He seems like a good fit. And it seems the BVs are cooling off a bit. I can't wait for spring when everyone starts humping again! Oh, and do you have your New Moon tickets yet? Need a date?<br />—Curious<br /><br />Dear Mooning Over Blinds:<br />No need to get New Moon tickets this far in advance—it'll be in theaters long enough for every fanggirl (et moi) to see it dozens of times. So no, sweetie, and no to Ryan as THT, too."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-74524914418421808202009-09-24T15:07:15.323-04:002009-09-24T15:07:15.323-04:00"Dear Ted:
I have a theory as to who Topher H..."Dear Ted:<br />I have a theory as to who Topher Hairy-Tuchus might be, and if it's who I think it is, then I'll be visiting Craigslist from now on. I say it's Antonio Sabato Jr.<br />—Home France <br /><br />Dear Hunt's On:<br />Nope, as far as I'm aware, handsome, well-muscled, well-endowed Mr. Sabato ain't a Craigslist sex aficionado, nor is he Topher. Think considerably more commercially viable, not certainly any better-looking."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-58174146045848199572009-09-22T15:13:37.995-04:002009-09-22T15:13:37.995-04:00This is totally Brad PittThis is totally Brad Pitthunterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14079334065276373438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-37212352824200909982009-09-22T14:46:06.973-04:002009-09-22T14:46:06.973-04:00Right? Really likin' John Stamos...Right? Really likin' John Stamos...blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.com