tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post2834202426699571208..comments2023-11-03T11:44:05.173-04:00Comments on Blind Items Exposed: Blind Vice: Cockpit Rockin' With Boys and Paranoia!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-31963186452394241262012-11-27T13:25:16.817-05:002012-11-27T13:25:16.817-05:00i've asked this on another t.c. post, but i...i've asked this on another t.c. post, but i'm totally confused if t.c. is tush or glistening gunther or perhaps NEITHER?...<br /><br />one post, (the only post) about glistening gunther 100% sounds like t.c. yet the posts about fey oil tush point to t.c.(and others) as well and since teddy NEVER EVER gives anyone 2 different moniker names, then how can i know if t.c. is tush or gunther or perhaps neither one?... the tush posts all have small pics of t.c. from his movies posted then again why would t.c. feel the need to drip jewels on waaaay past her prime margarita screwed them all (E.T. most likely) how can she help him keep his glory? that makes no sense he would need to kiss her behind with jewelry. so i find it hard in that post that it could be t.c. as tush...so if t.c. is more likely gunther based on that 1 story post, then who could be tush, teddy made the difference saying that tush is wealther, more famous and powerful and much more secretive about his antics than gunther, so then again if gunther is t.c. that makes no sense because whoever then is tush, well no one is more famous, wealther and powerful than t.c. i.e gunther? ted or anyone help me out here! thanks!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16099652911285733984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-43019219153575661622011-02-22T13:57:51.475-05:002011-02-22T13:57:51.475-05:00On this article it mentions James Bond movies. Pa...On this article it mentions James Bond movies. Paul Haggis (denounced scientologist) either wrote or directed the last two movies. Coupled with Ted's article today, about Fey possible being ruined, and the New Yorker article with Haggis, I'm thinking it's someone from that "church". I don't know for sure if this is Cruise or not though.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08849072314589463169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-62081727025671374942010-12-29T11:26:50.289-05:002010-12-29T11:26:50.289-05:00"Dear Ted:
Who do you think will file for div..."Dear Ted:<br />Who do you think will file for divorce first: Seymour Plow-e-ore or Fey Oiled-ush?<br />—M<br /><br />Dear Doubtful:<br />I don't see either divorcing anytime soon, M. An arrangement is an arrangement, after all. But, if you forced me to choose, I'd say Fey. Part of me is holding out hope that his woman still has half a brain left."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-12631276299550600662010-10-06T17:18:40.316-04:002010-10-06T17:18:40.316-04:00"Dear Ted:
Just wondering if there is anythin..."Dear Ted:<br />Just wondering if there is anything new with Fey Oiled-Tush? Is he still busy flying 'round the world getting his groove on? <br />—Sinead<br /><br />Dear Up in the Air:<br />Isn't he always?"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-84439013767868897202010-09-16T13:51:11.285-04:002010-09-16T13:51:11.285-04:00"Dear Ted:
What's Fey Oiled-Tush been up ..."Dear Ted:<br />What's Fey Oiled-Tush been up to lately? You said his jewels didn't impress some old dame in Hollywood, but what's he really like? Do you think if FOT ran into a bunch of fans or strangers he could charm the pants off of them, or is he a colder personality not unlike Cruella St. Shackles? Is he the type who like little boys like Jackie Bouffant, or do you think he's more interested in the manly man type like Topher Hairy-Tuchus?<br />—Shazam<br /><br />Dear Feeling Fey:<br />Whew! So many questions, detective! In order: Trying to regain his glory, sweet, yes, no, used to, bingo."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-20025749557460219942010-05-28T11:57:30.439-04:002010-05-28T11:57:30.439-04:00Did anyone read the tweet from Ted about Tom? Was ...Did anyone read the tweet from Ted about Tom? Was he talking about Tom Cruise?jujuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12137314133430271963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-14171386930503636302010-05-26T13:32:19.889-04:002010-05-26T13:32:19.889-04:00"Dear Ted:
I love six degrees of Awful Truth!..."Dear Ted:<br />I love six degrees of Awful Truth! I really wish you'd play this game more often. How 'bout if I start? Chet Chick Muncher and Strawberry Snort'Em—do they know each other very well? Carnally well? And Crotch Uh-Lastic and Crescent Kumquat—do you think Crescent would be scared of Crotch? I imagine CUL has a heck of a 'come-hither' smile. Fey Oiled Tush and Hard Nipple Nick—do you think Nick would lend Fey his pilot?<br />—Michael<br /><br />Dear Q&A:<br />No. Yes. Maybe"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-72361216003340218832010-05-11T09:44:21.990-04:002010-05-11T09:44:21.990-04:00"Dear Ted:
I refer to Friday as "Blind V..."Dear Ted:<br />I refer to Friday as "Blind Vice Day," so imagine my profound disappointment last Friday when I logged onto the Awful Truth and didn't find a gossip story for me to decode! Ted, are you feeling OK? If you are, I think you owe me an extra juicy Vice, as well a hint to one already posted. For example, did Fey Oiled-Tush's first wife know about his true orientation before she married him?<br />—Your Biggest Fan<br /><br />Dear Not a Fan of Change:<br />I have to keep you readers on your toes, right? Plus, I've given you tons of Vices in the past two weeks, what with all the damn Bonus Blinds (and then there was yesterday's Blind Vice reveal). Figured we could all use one day off from closeted sex. Right?"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-55137973481482631602010-05-04T08:53:48.690-04:002010-05-04T08:53:48.690-04:00"Dear Ted:
How did Nicole Kidman go from one ..."Dear Ted:<br />How did Nicole Kidman go from one of the most stunning women in Hollywood to a desperate housewife? Have you see what she's been wearing lately? While other women at award shows wear gowns, she wears a micromini that screamed "Look at Me. Please!" Enough is enough. I'm beginning to think that Tom Cruise is the sane member of that former couple.<br />—DR<br /><br />Dear All in the Family:<br />Both N.K. and Tom have plenty of issues (or Vices...as it may be), but they differ in how they handle them. Between Tom's Scientology and whatever the heck Nicole is doing to that forehead, you know they've got plenty o' stuff to deal with, not the least of which involves still moving on from each other."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-47716876819539949782010-05-01T19:45:12.040-04:002010-05-01T19:45:12.040-04:00"Dear Ted:
As someone who has a small townhou..."Dear Ted:<br />As someone who has a small townhouse and a young baby, and who works full-time, now is not the time for me to rescue an animal. But I did send in a small donation to our local SPCA because I was inspired by you! So, my question: when did Fey Oiled-Tush's wife find out about his...ways? And does she know the full extent of his preferences?<br />—Kathy<br /><br />Dear Animal Instincts:<br />What a great, generous soul you are, but, Kath, which wife are you talking about?"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-30578174142474913922010-05-01T09:43:12.706-04:002010-05-01T09:43:12.706-04:00It's Tom Cruise! Look at today's bitch-bac...It's Tom Cruise! Look at today's bitch-back from Ted:<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />As someone who has a small townhouse and a young baby, and who works full-time, now is not the time for me to rescue an animal. But I did send in a small donation to our local SPCA because I was inspired by you! So, my question: when did Fey Oiled-Tush's wife find out about his...ways? And does she know the full extent of his preferences?<br />—Kathy<br /><br />Dear Animal Instincts:<br />What a great, generous soul you are, but, Kath, which wife are you talking about?<br /><br /><br />"Which wife"? Well, who could it be? Maybe Mimi Rogers, or Nicole or maybe Katie Holmes...?????Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13490732184442617907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-8424860595969744232010-04-24T19:53:14.339-04:002010-04-24T19:53:14.339-04:00"Dear Ted:
Thanks for all you do for animals...."Dear Ted:<br />Thanks for all you do for animals. Just curious. Are there contracts involved with showmances? How do the parties involved go about daily living with each other? For example, would Toothy have paid his beard's water bill or shared cereal with her?<br />—SC<br /><br />Dear Paperwork:<br />Good question. Yes, specified bargains and deals exist between these jokers. But think less Toothy Tile, more Fey Oiled-Tush."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-27933892191269029212010-04-17T09:08:41.816-04:002010-04-17T09:08:41.816-04:00"Dear Ted:
You've stated that you don'..."Dear Ted:<br />You've stated that you don't use more than one moniker for the subjects of your Blind Vices—for ince, once Toothy Tile, always Toothy Tile. However, is it possible that a subject with a moniker was once the subject of another Blind Vice back in the day when your column was a weekly column and you didn't have monikers for your subjects? That is, could someone like Fey Oiled-Tush, who first appeared in your column in 2008, have yet another older Blind Vice attributed to him that had no mention of Fey Oiled-Tush or any other moniker back then?<br />—ugbugmemenotnot<br /><br />Dear Outsmart Me Not:<br />Even though I'm far too confused at this point to follow you, exactly (the science you folks make this celeb debauchery out to be is pretty impressive), let me repeat: no Blind Vice member has ever had more than one name. Never has, never will."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-78542426302941043042010-04-10T22:46:04.324-04:002010-04-10T22:46:04.324-04:00This HAS to be Cruise after the Ted comment today ...This HAS to be Cruise after the Ted comment today that they would LOVE to see him get served papers. He would not say this about Travolta...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08706349793193872849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-78589198488903197142010-04-10T13:59:55.851-04:002010-04-10T13:59:55.851-04:00"Dear Ted:
Somebody with Industry connections..."Dear Ted:<br />Somebody with Industry connections told me that Fey-Oiled Tush's wife is gonna finally hand him the divorce papers this year. Any word on this is true or not?<br />—M<br /><br />Dear Assumes:<br />Really that sure who Fey is, huh? Doubt highly gonna happen—though a lotta of us would love to see this go down."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-50498378971788574502010-04-09T13:24:58.807-04:002010-04-09T13:24:58.807-04:00"Dear Ted:
What's Fey-Oiled Tush been up ..."Dear Ted:<br />What's Fey-Oiled Tush been up to recently? Haven't heard from him a in a while, did he sort out the problem with his personal pilot?<br />—Daisy<br /><br />Dear Flight Control:<br />Uh, hardly. Still working on that little prob, by the by."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-42214741084537150752010-04-07T15:49:21.925-04:002010-04-07T15:49:21.925-04:00If Cruella St Shackles is Nic Kidman, Fey is WITHO...If Cruella St Shackles is Nic Kidman, Fey is WITHOUT A DOUBT T Cruise. So who is Glistening?Jolene Jolenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982980825737253810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-50272062931521415532010-04-07T12:23:41.983-04:002010-04-07T12:23:41.983-04:00Looks like Ted hinted this is Tom Cruise today in ...Looks like Ted hinted this is Tom Cruise today in his BB by saying Cruella St. Shackles used to be linked to FOT. Interesting!!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12021740985137443720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-20550080657904292362010-02-21T15:36:55.177-05:002010-02-21T15:36:55.177-05:00i cant figure out who this is, but I think that th...i cant figure out who this is, but I think that the AIA's and names dropped in it should make this easier than it is. at first if you just look at the AIA's i thought it pointed to a canadian (M.M,B.F), ex-SNL castmate (C.R, M.M) who has been in a science fiction trilogy movie (B.F, T.M,W.S) and I thought it would be dan aykroyd who has been in movies with H.F and B.F, but i saw a comment from ted that said Fey oiled tush was not naturally funny? But i think that this is def. someone who has been in a film series since all the AIAs have been except chris rock. and than i was thinking that it must be someone represent by CAA which was founded by mike ovitz (T.M, W.S and M.M repped by CAA)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15109341849841468735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-43728678873639183512010-02-01T23:06:02.824-05:002010-02-01T23:06:02.824-05:00I'd like Vin Diesel for this (kind of aging ac...I'd like Vin Diesel for this (kind of aging action star, would be stupid, has money, seems trashy enough to do it with strangers in parking lots). DK if he has a wife or plane, unfortunately. I think no to the former.rundeephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13268692799782942178noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-23999714473941977312010-01-31T20:31:36.677-05:002010-01-31T20:31:36.677-05:00I think this one is about someone none of us has g...I think this one is about someone none of us has guessed yet.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-31730222227699688852010-01-31T15:20:14.309-05:002010-01-31T15:20:14.309-05:00ok. pretty sure this is Jamie Foxx.
Bond referen...ok. pretty sure this is Jamie Foxx. <br />Bond reference: Both Will Smith & Jamie Foxx are being considered for the new black James Bond movie.<br />Chris Rock & Jamie Foxx both starred in "In Living color" together. Here's the kicker: in the leaked naked photo that Foxx took of himself, there is a bottle of baby oil in the foreground on the counter.<br /><br />Foxx came on strong on the Hwood scene but his popularity has died off; hence wanting to get time w/ET. Naive enough to think that one piece of jewelry was enough. He is dumb. Hello! He took a naked picture of himself. plus doesn't seem to think for himself. Seems like he always copies whatever Diddy does.<br /><br />Private plane. seems Foxx has a penchant for demanding them from the studios.sarahsayshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11842054492874049430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-12771147805184546842010-01-30T20:27:05.547-05:002010-01-30T20:27:05.547-05:00i think this is tom hanks!i think this is tom hanks!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15109341849841468735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-49477401775829035202010-01-29T00:47:00.607-05:002010-01-29T00:47:00.607-05:00This is a guess from back-in-the-day..Burt Reynold...This is a guess from back-in-the-day..Burt Reynolds. Doesnt hang out in Hollywood. Used to be a big name way back-in film and in TV..isnt doing much of anything now. And in the past..has had a bi-sexual rumormill floated around him. I know it's out of left field, but..nicola2000https://www.blogger.com/profile/04721206863479864453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-22757858992532136502010-01-29T00:36:17.265-05:002010-01-29T00:36:17.265-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.nicola2000https://www.blogger.com/profile/04721206863479864453noreply@blogger.com