tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post1729239039088846038..comments2023-11-03T11:44:05.173-04:00Comments on Blind Items Exposed: One Special Scratch N' Sniff Blind ViceUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-67644468163288884452011-05-30T09:53:59.868-04:002011-05-30T09:53:59.868-04:00"Dear Ted:
I have enjoyed your column for a w..."Dear Ted:<br />I have enjoyed your column for a while. Is Super-Duper Cooper Bradley Cooper from Hangover fame? Say it is not so?<br />—megkirk<br /><br />Dear Oh, Please:<br />Doll, I can be obvious, but not that obvious. Think less gorgeous, but more openly daring.<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />Does Super-Duper Cooper like well-endowed women who can cook? If so, does that mean that they might be into the same kind of "crap"?<br />—Joseph<br /><br />Dear Fecal Matters:<br />Well-endowed women, sure! And ya know, any other type of woman out there: young, old, thin, hefty, endowed or otherwise. If it's got a V for his P, he's game! Hell, he's into some guys, too. I don't think culinary skills tend to ever come up, though."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-74291703897906445132010-07-28T13:46:18.766-04:002010-07-28T13:46:18.766-04:00"Dear Ted:
My two sweet rescue cats and I thi..."Dear Ted:<br />My two sweet rescue cats and I think John Mayer is kind of a disgusting jerk. We haven't heard much about him lately. Are the girls around Hollywood finally getting the picture that this guy is bad news?<br />—G<br /><br />Dear Devil's Advocate:<br />Or is J.M. just getting more secretive of his sketchy habits? Also, remember: girls love the bad ones, always have, always will."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-29741803271801098752010-03-20T15:06:57.651-04:002010-03-20T15:06:57.651-04:00Feb 12
"Dear Ted:
After John Mayer's unb...Feb 12<br /><br />"Dear Ted:<br />After John Mayer's unbelievably classless interview in which he did more than kiss and tell, I think it's time to out him as Super Duper Cooper. If he doesn't have respect for his ex-girlfriends' privacy, why should you respect his? If he objects to you revealing his Blind Vice, then he is more than just a douchebag...he's a hypocrite.<br />—Megan<br /><br />Dear Eye for an Eye:<br />John Mayer may be a blabbermouth, but why should I sink down to his level?"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-16321798823907116642010-03-20T14:50:15.595-04:002010-03-20T14:50:15.595-04:00"Dear Ted:
I saw John Mayer in concert a few ..."Dear Ted:<br />I saw John Mayer in concert a few nights ago. I know he's a jerk, but that man is sexy! It's his voice and the way he plays guitar, whew! My questions are this: Is he really that big of a douche or is it for publicity? And who's the bigger jerk—him or Scott Disick? Or are they both jerks for attention?<br />—Lyn<br /><br />Dear Beware:<br />The voice and guitar are how he gets you caught in his trap, and the next thing you know he's blabbing about your sex drive to a magazine. You've been warned."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-17269926380395795252010-02-15T14:16:11.135-05:002010-02-15T14:16:11.135-05:00"Dear Ted:
What on Earth is wrong with John M..."Dear Ted:<br />What on Earth is wrong with John Mayer? No, I'm not talking about his suspected stinky proclivities, but his constant need to produce verbal scat. Granted, he's always been an indiscreet butthead, but he seems to have gone off the deep end recently. Is there something more to this than meets the eye? Figured you'd have the straight poop on this.<br />—Livvy<br /><br />Dear More On Mayer:<br />If JM didn't like all the media attention he got (look at how much everyone is talking about him) he would shut the ef up. It's not rocket science (albeit the guy lacks a lot of smarts) to know that when you talk about your sex life with Jessica Simpson or use racial slurs it's going to get lots of attention. Then he goes and cries about how he's sorry on stage? It's all staged, babe. And we're all playing along."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-21672413198121124192010-02-15T14:15:10.058-05:002010-02-15T14:15:10.058-05:00"Dear Ted:
So, what do you think of Perez Hil..."Dear Ted:<br />So, what do you think of Perez Hilton's claim in an interview for a radio show that John Mayer is gay? Can't say I'd be surprised. OK, I'd be surprised if it weren't true. But Hilton isn't exactly the most...trustworthy of sources. Hard to put stock in someone who regularly "borrows" stories from other reporters' hard work (cough, cough, you) without recognition of where the info came from. Has one of your long-time Blind Vices finally come out?<br />—Nik<br /><br />Dear Zipped Lips:<br />Trust me, babe, I keep all my Blind Vices super secret—as in, Toothy Tile's baby-style secret. As for the Perez poop? John unleashes his dirty sex on girls, I know that much."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-79189099588402395472010-02-15T14:04:12.090-05:002010-02-15T14:04:12.090-05:00"Dear Ted:
Did you see John Mayer's "..."Dear Ted:<br />Did you see John Mayer's "emotional apology" for his disgusting interview remarks about his "addiction" to sex with Jessica Simpson? He actually admitted being selfish, greedy and arrogant. What do you think, is this for real? Is this guy realizing how gross he is and making a change?<br />—Allie<br /><br />Dear Mayer Mania:<br />It is definitely for real that he is selfish, greedy and arrogant...but do I think he'll make a change? Maybe for a little bit, but he'll return to his douchebag ways eventually, just wait."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-32673863379629214822010-01-29T13:41:08.706-05:002010-01-29T13:41:08.706-05:00"Dear Ted:
I can't stand John Mayer...He&..."Dear Ted:<br />I can't stand John Mayer...He's almost like Jon Gosselin and those who shall not be named. There were headlines about an interview he did where he says he's not over Jen Aniston. Please! Can the guy be any more of a douchebag? It seems like he loves pulling strings and playing games with women. I seem to remember you saying that he's been a Blind Vice before; any hints as to what his vices are? Although, I'm already disgusted with what he openly shows.<br />—Angie<br /><br />Dear Spot-On:<br />These two men definitely share more than the same name. Mayer's Vice is so obviously dirty! I mean, cover your nostrils, girlfriend."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-55788694200754701752009-10-23T13:26:32.953-04:002009-10-23T13:26:32.953-04:00"Dear Ted:
John Mayer is known for bringing &..."Dear Ted:<br />John Mayer is known for bringing "bathroom activities" into the bedroom. Does that mean Jennifer Aniston doesn't mind getting "dirty"?<br />—Trish and Connie<br /><br />Dear Porcelain Habits:<br />She dated the yucky dude twice. Obviously she isn't as uptight as people think she is."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-53177160980430807242009-09-17T19:59:35.707-04:002009-09-17T19:59:35.707-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Zepto Kittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16029918640868497445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-2356195092473041352009-09-13T21:35:58.584-04:002009-09-13T21:35:58.584-04:00"Dear Ted:
How are things with Super-Duper Co..."Dear Ted:<br />How are things with Super-Duper Copper? Is he a changed man?<br />—Crazy Dog<br /><br />Dear Still Troopin':<br />Hardly! He's dirtier than ever.<br /><br />Dear Ted:<br />I keep reading that John Mayer is a douche but I really can't understand why. Can you please point me at the right direction? Tell me is possible that he isn't really that bad?<br />—Mapaula<br /><br />Dear Wake Up:<br />You know how guys talk to their friends about recent hookups? Well—he does that and blogs about it, for starters. Plus, you have no idea the stinky things he does behind closed doors."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-4437894274389156172009-09-11T15:33:25.867-04:002009-09-11T15:33:25.867-04:00John Mayer made it to the Blind Vice Superstar Gal...John Mayer made it to the Blind Vice Superstar Gallery - here is Ted's hint -<br /><br />"<br />John Mayer<br /><br />This guy is such a public horndog it's almost shocking he's able to keep some of his private escapades just that. The notorious ladies man has no problem roping the babes in—but aren't you all just dying to know what dirty secret he has in store once his partners enter his love lair? Yeah, we aren't either.<br />"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-72865812522233350722009-07-29T13:25:10.335-04:002009-07-29T13:25:10.335-04:00"Dear Ted:
So, in your most recent Bitch-Back..."Dear Ted:<br />So, in your most recent Bitch-Back, you stated, "Gerard is straight (I guess?), so maybe that's one step in the right dating direction for Aniston." So are you saying John Mayer is not exactly straight? I always thought so, and if so, he is a B.V., right? Throw me a bone! All eight of my dogs are rescues! And I became a godmother yesterday! Woohoo!<br />—Lady Greer<br /><br />Dear Windy Path:<br />All I'll comment is—just because you've got a canine heart of gold—yes, J.M.'s no stranger to our Blind Vices. Or to other not-so-narrow activities."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-27185392567765239702009-07-08T19:25:38.737-04:002009-07-08T19:25:38.737-04:00"Dear Ted:
Can you tell us what's up with..."Dear Ted:<br />Can you tell us what's up with Super Duper Cooper lately?<br />—Georgia <br /><br />Dear Snoop on Coop:<br />He's been flying under the sleazy radar, actually. Sure that'll change soon when he launches on some innocent famous babe. "blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-79142570170497510902008-10-02T15:49:00.000-04:002008-10-02T15:49:00.000-04:00John Mayer mention here:Dear Ted:Is Petered Metere...John Mayer mention here:<BR/><BR/>Dear Ted:<BR/>Is Petered Metered John Mayer? I grew up with him, and we actually dated awhile. I would bet my life on it.<BR/>—Samantha<BR/><BR/>Dear Growing Up Mayer:<BR/>Wrong B.V., hon! And we need to talk.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-83057475895077441302008-07-09T16:05:00.000-04:002008-07-09T16:05:00.000-04:00Lainey said the other day that John Mayer mentione...Lainey said the other day that John Mayer mentioned some rumors at a recent concert, this peeing on people one of them. He didn't deny it. Also Lainey now calls him the "Peeing Douchebag" and says that she has been reporting him as peeing on people for "ages". I don't remember that actually, I thought this BV from Ted was the first mention of it.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-26643868500439607262008-06-17T17:55:00.000-04:002008-06-17T17:55:00.000-04:00In Lainey's column today, she makes another refere...In Lainey's column today, she makes another reference to John Mayer peeing on Jennifer Aniston. - "Since their romance became public, Jen has found herself making headlines several times a week. It’s addictive being back in the news again… especially since the planet can’t stop gushing about the Jolie-Pitts and the arrival of the Holy Twins. Nothing like the touch – and the piss – of a younger man to spice things up, to reassure the MiniVan that she’s still got it."<BR/><BR/>Super Duper Cooper :)blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-42554276477528933082008-06-02T10:43:00.000-04:002008-06-02T10:43:00.000-04:00In Ted's new show "Truth, Lies and Ted", Ted said ...In Ted's new show "Truth, Lies and Ted", Ted said "John Mayer better clean up his romantic ways, or he won't get any of the women he wants", or something like that. Ha! We know what he means.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-10005269352728325222008-04-28T09:33:00.000-04:002008-04-28T09:33:00.000-04:00Even Lainey knows about these John Mayer rumors. ...Even Lainey knows about these John Mayer rumors. Here's what she said today while speculating the rumors about John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston.:<BR/>"Am hoping it’s for real. Because we’re all familiar with John’s peeing proclivities. And the visual of him spraying Rachel Green has now become the happy place that I go to during the last leg of a very long run."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-40666291263244090362008-04-22T17:54:00.000-04:002008-04-22T17:54:00.000-04:00Also not Orlando Bloom - " Think this side of the ...Also not Orlando Bloom - " Think this side of the pond scum."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-74040583533860740322008-04-22T17:53:00.000-04:002008-04-22T17:53:00.000-04:00Also not Derek Jeter.Someone guessed Tony Romo - "...Also not Derek Jeter.<BR/><BR/>Someone guessed Tony Romo - "Clever connections, too bad your instincts pointed you to the wrong guy. Keep thinkin’, you’re close."<BR/><BR/>- this reaffirms John Mayer.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-52513400094731600962008-04-22T17:51:00.000-04:002008-04-22T17:51:00.000-04:00Not Chris Evans - " Think less hunk, in the fake H...Not Chris Evans - " Think less hunk, in the fake H'wood sort of sense."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-28533879359978982222008-04-21T16:13:00.000-04:002008-04-21T16:13:00.000-04:00If this is him, it is really,really gross. You're ...If this is him, it is really,really gross. You're right Kelly-and her hair was BROWN when she dated him.duffgrlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11876738823140890302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-18406891708474003912008-04-19T17:31:00.000-04:002008-04-19T17:31:00.000-04:00no wonder Jessica always looked like SHIT when she...no wonder Jessica always looked like SHIT when she was dating Johnkellygirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11200599107924090169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-11750488464001225842008-04-12T14:43:00.000-04:002008-04-12T14:43:00.000-04:00Is it really John Mayer? Gives new meaning to "Yo...Is it really John Mayer? Gives new meaning to "Your Body is a Wonderland". EW.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com