tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post1056504628507281546..comments2023-11-03T11:44:05.173-04:00Comments on Blind Items Exposed: One Fine-Print Prick Blind ViceUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-48227783029400683022010-10-04T11:43:55.417-04:002010-10-04T11:43:55.417-04:00"Dear Ted:
You have mentioned that stars use ..."Dear Ted:<br />You have mentioned that stars use confidentially agreements to keep their vices out of the limelight—a certain B.V. star of yours being just one. If a mistress, for example, went to the papers stating the affair and the contract she signed, wouldn't the star taking her to court for breach of contract just confirm the affair and make it worst on the star? So wouldn't that make these agreements pretty useless?<br />—AJ xx<br /><br />Dear Ahead of Yourself:<br />Never gets to that point. The hookers (male and female alike) like their money too much. Plus, they are intimidated. This is a fact."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-90062695955578614612010-09-30T14:30:06.464-04:002010-09-30T14:30:06.464-04:00http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b2...http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b203129_caught_posh_becks_keep_pda_minimum.htmlblurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-71898580726845350842010-09-29T13:39:54.708-04:002010-09-29T13:39:54.708-04:00""Dear Ted:
You said in a Bitch-Back! th...""Dear Ted:<br />You said in a Bitch-Back! that my personal favorites, David Beckham and Ashton Kutcher, have been Blind Vices, but a long time ago. Does that mean that they are no longer participating in said Vices?<br />—Andie<br /><br />Dear Bad Boy Syndrome:<br />That would be a big no, Andie. Just because I haven't reported about them in a while doesn't mean said Vices don't exist. But I'll tell ya one thing, you may be off when trying to figure out their BV's."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-50641284873923236422010-09-15T23:35:20.432-04:002010-09-15T23:35:20.432-04:00"Dear Ted:
I'm from New Zealand and love ..."Dear Ted:<br />I'm from New Zealand and love reading your site—especially the Blind Vices. I was just going through some old ones from before I came across it, and found Seymour Plow-Me-More. Sorry if this has already been asked, but any chance it's David Beckham? Considering the amount of women claiming to have slept with him I'm unsure, but everything else fits. Sorry to hear about Cleo as well, I'm sure she got her angel wings.<br />—Curious Kiwi<br /><br />Dear Sey-ing Double:<br />Nope, Dave is a B.V. of a whole different genre. Sey is less hunky, in the traditional sense."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-11201097782742646792010-08-12T16:04:18.952-04:002010-08-12T16:04:18.952-04:00"Dear Ted:
Out of all the Blind Vices who has..."Dear Ted:<br />Out of all the Blind Vices who has you the most surprised they haven't been caught yet? Do any ever get sloppy and let their guards down?<br />—Helen<br /><br />Dear Of Vice and Men:<br />Most of ‘em, actually. Sure Secretia Ohio and Chester Shorts-Off might be the sloppiest, but you'd be surprised at how many of these Blind Vice stars could get outted at any minute...but who still keep up their vices, of course. Oh, and Stud-Bucket LeBeouf. Discreet isn't in that babe's vocabulary. It's just going to take one slipup for a helluva lot of them to shape up."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-68152522779983836372010-06-21T13:23:47.178-04:002010-06-21T13:23:47.178-04:00"Dear Ted:
What's David Beckham up to now..."Dear Ted:<br />What's David Beckham up to now that he has nothing to do due to his injuries? Sure, he's appearing on advertisements and stuff, but does he have any actual career-wise objectives? Or is he now going to simply live off the excessive amounts of dollars he's earned?<br />—Plpmoichis<br /><br />Dear Soccer Spender:<br />Like he's gonna be an actor or something? Not hardly. Admire the guy for sticking to his talent and not trying to abuse his fame by diving into places he doesn't belong. Although, I gotta say, he would make for one hot season of The Celebrity Apprentice."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-26333535179874629242010-05-05T13:26:56.375-04:002010-05-05T13:26:56.375-04:00"Dear Ted:
I have never sent in anything to y..."Dear Ted:<br />I have never sent in anything to you but I have to ask this one...Is David Boreanaz Stud-Bucket LeBoeuf?<br />—P<br /><br />Dear Good Guess:<br />Stud has higher star power than David. And is much sexier."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-62927956511879765392010-04-28T10:12:30.618-04:002010-04-28T10:12:30.618-04:00http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b1...http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b178173_would_you_doa_<br />recovering_david_beckham.htmlblurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-44682752477324912732010-04-12T13:30:38.125-04:002010-04-12T13:30:38.125-04:00"Dear Ted:
I have to agree it's a double ..."Dear Ted:<br />I have to agree it's a double standard to "out" Jesse and Tiger, for instance, for their sexual peccadilloes but not Toothy, etc. But it was the pieces on the side, so to speak, that went to the media. Does that mean very few of the side dishes for Toothy-type celebs go to the media? Or the media isn't interested? Wouldn't it be interesting if gay lovers ended up being more, well, tight-lipped than their straight counterparts?<br />—J<br /><br />Dear Tough One:<br />No, the media would definitely be interested. 'Tho payoffs and confidentiality agreements here and there have helped prevent it. Usually it's the side-dishes that won't or are not allowed to speak. You know how Stud-Bucket LeBeouf carries around confidentiality agreements when he steps out on his wife? Well, Toothy and the gay gang are 10 times more cautious when they do their naughty acts."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-74624200547110341162010-01-27T13:57:34.822-05:002010-01-27T13:57:34.822-05:00"Dear Ted:
Can you help me out with two quest..."Dear Ted:<br />Can you help me out with two questions please? Are Will Smith and Jada really as into each other as they pretend to be? Like 100 percent? Also David Beckham and Victoria; how is their marriage really coping since his alleged affair with Rebecca Loos? I don't believe for one minute that he has cleaned up his act that much!<br />—Dutch<br /><br />Dear One Degree of Tom Cruise:<br />Interesting couples you picked there. Let's just say both marriages have their issues, but they are totally different. In many agreed-upon ways."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-14296563705508375602009-12-04T12:57:15.690-05:002009-12-04T12:57:15.690-05:00Today when discussing Tiger Woods' affairs, Te...Today when discussing Tiger Woods' affairs, Ted said <br />"Jeez, now do you all see why Stud-Bucket LeBeouf makes girls sign confidentiality agreements before they do the nasty?<br /><br />Athletes, man. Do they get caught cheating because they're straight? Lord knows much worse is going down in Hollywood with all of the closeted actors round these parts."<br /><br />Hint that SBLB is an athlete.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-73629809067579784812009-09-11T16:28:24.477-04:002009-09-11T16:28:24.477-04:00Bex made it to the BV superstar gallery -
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...Bex made it to the BV superstar gallery -<br /><br />"<br />David Beckham<br /><br />Most doable guy alive? After R.Pattz? Probably! But Posh's hubby bares his abs more in underwear campaigns than he does his Vice-worthy dalliances. A guy this mouthwatering can't stay out of trouble for long—and he doesn't.<br />"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-69341644680651722232009-03-10T07:56:00.001-04:002009-03-10T07:56:00.001-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.tikitachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02357387133101470395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-54644463779737471982009-03-10T07:56:00.000-04:002009-03-10T07:56:00.000-04:00Matthew McConaugheyMatthew McConaugheytikitachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02357387133101470395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-70747522961630921452008-12-03T17:03:00.000-05:002008-12-03T17:03:00.000-05:00Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta-Jones. I over...Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta-Jones. I overhead a conversation about this "contract" a couple of years ago. He has every new female employee sign it prior to working for him. Any female under this contract is REQUIRED to have sex with MD if he asks. CREEPY!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-75154676848974307732008-11-22T18:33:00.000-05:002008-11-22T18:33:00.000-05:00Rande Gerber: married to Cindy Crawford and has ki...Rande Gerber: married to Cindy Crawford and has kids with her...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-40259188385421585642008-11-13T17:44:00.000-05:002008-11-13T17:44:00.000-05:00Ted 11/13"Uh, Is David Beckham Worth It?We aren't ...Ted 11/13<BR/><BR/>"Uh, Is David Beckham Worth It?<BR/><BR/>We aren't really sports fanatics here—we tuned into the Olympics for Phelps' abs, not his athletic ability. But when there's a celeb doing the swinging, swimming or kicking, we take extra-special attention. The L.A. Galaxy, L.A.'s own soccer team with British babe import David Beckham, ain't having the greatest year.<BR/><BR/>In fact, they're having their worst year ever. D.B.'s team scored a tragic 29 points in 27 games, the lowest amount since the team's inception, even going 12 straight games without a win.<BR/><BR/>Wasn't Golden Boy Becks, the club captain, s'posed to be some lucky charm or something? He's the highest paid member of the team, scoring a deal reportedly worth a whopping $250 mil.<BR/><BR/>But as soon the Beckham clan arrived on American soil, Davey immediately busted his knee and couldn't play for six weeks, resulting in the team's worst year, until now anyway. So, is that butt load of money well-spent?<BR/><BR/>We inquired with both the Galaxy's and Beckham's reps about their disappointing year, haven't heard back. Maybe a pep talk's in order for some teammates who might have an inferiority complex while the international superstar underwear model's on the field with them.<BR/><BR/>Guess there's a silver lining somewhere—attendance at Galaxy games has never been better, every supposed soccer fan coming out in droves to see Posh's hubby play, hoping that Vicky and the kiddies will be cheering from their VIP box. And Tom Cruise has a much needed new BFF, which is heaven-sent stuff, truly."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-30972770480770562912008-11-12T18:23:00.000-05:002008-11-12T18:23:00.000-05:00David Beckham and his wag posh!David Beckham and his wag posh!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-36866318171529294682008-11-09T09:21:00.000-05:002008-11-09T09:21:00.000-05:00"Dear Ted:Mrs. LaBeouf sounds like someone spicy l..."Dear Ted:<BR/>Mrs. LaBeouf sounds like someone spicy like Eva Longoria Parker. Is Stud-Bucket Tony Parker?<BR/>—Jane, Sydney<BR/><BR/>Dear Park It Like Parker:<BR/>Stud-Bucket isn't a B-ball player. You're guess for Mrs. LaBeouf is closer."<BR/><BR/>- SPICY = spice girl = poshblurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-43803042247100437242008-11-09T09:16:00.000-05:002008-11-09T09:16:00.000-05:00"Dear Ted:Is Stud Bucket LaBeouf Ben Affleck, and ..."Dear Ted:<BR/>Is Stud Bucket LaBeouf Ben Affleck, and Toothy Tile Aaron Eckhart?<BR/>—S<BR/><BR/>Dear Double Whammy:<BR/>Stud is a current superstar. Eckhart is close with T.T., but not the answer."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-89994778601086261042008-11-04T00:14:00.000-05:002008-11-04T00:14:00.000-05:00"Dear Ted:No questions, just love, hon. You're the..."Dear Ted:<BR/>No questions, just love, hon. You're the last honest gossip blogger left in this fakeass town. Unlike other hypocrites (who seem to be on the Madonna/Brangelina/Beckham payrolls), you have not sold out—keep the truth (dirt) a coming!<BR/>—Raydiate, West Hollywood<BR/><BR/>Dear Fakery Faux Pas:<BR/>Thanks, but can't you tell I'm on Tom Cruise's money list?"blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-62721666441662694632008-11-04T00:06:00.000-05:002008-11-04T00:06:00.000-05:00"Dear Ted:I think I know who Stud-Bucket LeBeouf i..."Dear Ted:<BR/>I think I know who Stud-Bucket LeBeouf is. It's Nigel Barker from ANTM, isn't it?<BR/>—Bgubernatis<BR/><BR/>Dear America's Next Top Man Whore:<BR/>Definitely not. Much more high-profile, much. "blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-87475332342440703262008-11-04T00:00:00.000-05:002008-11-04T00:00:00.000-05:00"Dear Ted:Is Stud-Bucket Ryan Seacrest?—Nikki, Was..."Dear Ted:<BR/>Is Stud-Bucket Ryan Seacrest?<BR/>—Nikki, Wash.<BR/><BR/>Dear Wringing Ryan:<BR/>E! prolly wouldn't let us tell you if it was...good thing it ain't. "blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-82483267786224823762008-11-03T23:57:00.000-05:002008-11-03T23:57:00.000-05:00"Dear Ted:Is Stud-Bucket LeBeouf from One Fine-Pri..."Dear Ted:<BR/>Is Stud-Bucket LeBeouf from One Fine-Print Prick Blind Vice Javier Bardem? Gael Garcia Bernal? Pretty, but not so much pure carne... It's so not Marc Anthony—ew.<BR/>—La Nenita<BR/><BR/>Dear Dios Mio, No:<BR/>S-B's not of Hispanic heritage, hon.<BR/><BR/>Dear Ted:<BR/>Is Stud-Bucket LeBeouf Keith Urban? Some would say he has great hair, and he definitely is mediocre at his nonthespian career.<BR/>—qa143<BR/><BR/>Dear Urban Legend:<BR/>I would say both, but I wouldn't call him Stud-Bucket. Think far more doable (certainly for a second go-round, hon, unlike Keith)."blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087979845966461587.post-30660028001103709062008-10-30T20:28:00.000-04:002008-10-30T20:28:00.000-04:00"Dear Ted:I think Stud-Bucket LeBeouf is Antonio B..."Dear Ted:<BR/>I think Stud-Bucket LeBeouf is Antonio Banderas—will you let me know if I am right? I love your column—first thing I read when I get to work.<BR/>—Kim<BR/><BR/>Dear Blind Banderas:<BR/>A.B. is still, against all odds, stickin' with wifey Mel, as far as we know. You're warmer, origin-wise."<BR/><BR/>... Origin is Europe. Definitely David Beckham.blurry vicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344701373517638456noreply@blogger.com