What he does in his room
After a series of sh-tty relationships, she thought she’d finally found the one. He says the right things, he wants to be with her all the time, he isn’t embarrassed to be seen with her. And he’s not motivated to do much other than to be with her. Life is not particularly challenging for either of them...but every man needs his down time. Or, in his case, his down down time.What does he do with his down, down time?Not sure...exactly.
But you can smell it. You can always smell it from his office. So there’s one blend for when he needs to relax and then something else when he needs a hit of excitement. Which might explain why there are small mirrors on his desk with powdery white residue. Do they do it together? Surely not now, in her condition. But maybe later for a shortcut to skinny.
Top suspect: Jessica Simpson
I'm assuming "condition" means pregnant, so maybe Jessica Simpson? or is Jennifer Aniston pregnant?
ReplyDeleteKim Kadarshian! "he isn't embarrassed to be seen with her", obviously, he even brought her to the met gala. But many other celebrities with Kanye's status would indeed be embarrassed to go out with her.
ReplyDeletePlus "in her condition", Kim K is pregnant. And "shortcut to skinny", since her weight has been so scrutinized. Though I'm not 100% sure because "not motivated to do much other than to be with her" seems odd since Kanye is so busy. Also Lainey never posts about the Kardashians.
The first person I thought of was Jessica Simpson and her fiance.
ReplyDeleteI thought so, too, Kelly, although I'm surprised he would warrant a blind. But it falls in line with all of Lainey's posts about him being a freeloader.
ReplyDeleteBut why would Jessica's fiancé have an office? Dude doesn't work.
ReplyDeleteLainey has used the "not embarrassed to be seen with her" in reference to Aniston. Maybe she just hasn't announced she's pregnant? That's a stretch, but it's the first thing that came to mind since she's used that phrasing several times.
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ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson and Kim K. are the first two who came to mind. Their pregnancy weight gain has been discussed very publicly and the "not embarrassed to be seen with her" reference would fit for both. Maybe more Jessica, given her deal with Weight Watchers.
ReplyDeleteCannot help but think Jessica Simpson for this - not just because she is pregnant again, and will most likely get paid by Weight Watchers to do it (again)- but also the "not embarrassed to be seen with her" comment, which is obviously a reference to John Meyer, whom Lainey used to always say looked ashamed to be seen in public with her.... (but hey! Who can resist sexual napalm?)
ReplyDeleteAdd to that the fact that Lainey has made no secret of her thoughts on her partner, who gave up a chance to do his Masters (?) to hang with Jessica S.
I think it's Jessica Simpson. Her fiancée is a former football player with the NFL and Lainey used the term "down"several times in the piece
ReplyDeleteI think it's Jessica Simpson. Her fiancée is an ex pro football player and Lainey used the term "down" at least 3 times in the piece
ReplyDeletei think jessica and kim k are really good guesses
ReplyDeleteI was also thinking it could be Halle Berry just from the "series of sh-tty relationships"
It's definitely not Kim Kardashian - Kanye is many things, but her's not a freeloader. And it seems he IS embarrassed to be seen with her (as anybody should be).
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Jessica Simpson, because her fiance is definitely not doing much with his life besides being with her. The only thing that made me doubt it was... who cares? Jessica Simpson's fiance is a stoner/occasional cokehead. BFD. But the implication that she might do it herself is a bit more serious (although pretty weak).
I hadn't thought of Jennifer Aniston, but it could definitely be her, although I'm not sure anybody was ever embarrassed to be seen with her. It would be a less obvious blind then, because no one has confirmed she is in any particular "condition".
This is the lamest Lainey blind ever, lamer than the last one, which I'm surprised is even possible.
ReplyDeleteZzzzzzzzzzzzz.
What about Penelope and Javier? I read today that she may be the next Bond girl. She'll have to drop her pregnancy weight quick if this is true. The "embarrassed to be seen with" wording keeps throwing me off.
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS NOT KIM KARDASHIAN. Lainey refuses to write about that family. AT ALL. EVER.
ReplyDeleteAs for Jessica Simpson, yes like that guess. Don't agree on Penelope Cruz, no one would be embarrassed to be seen with her.
THIS IS NOT KIM KARDASHIAN. Lainey refuses to write about that family. AT ALL. EVER.
ReplyDeleteAs for Jessica Simpson, yes like that guess. Don't agree on Penelope Cruz, no one would be embarrassed to be seen with her.
In conclusion:
ReplyDelete-She is pregnant.
- "And he’s not motivated to do much other than to be with her.": he is not working, or at least he's not ambitious. Maybe a freeloader, or maybe just rich (e.g. inherited money).
-She may have body issues. She may have been very skinny before.
-She has money.
-She has famously had bad relationships before.
-"He isn’t embarrassed to be seen with her.": she may not be cool, she may have a negative reputation, maybe not talented, or maybe was in a relationship that had to be kept secret.
SO:
Kanye works hard and is not spending a lot of time with Kim K, so they don't really fit. Same with Javier and Penelope, he's recently been in more movies than her.
Kate Winslet and Halle Berry with their respective spouses (inherited money and unemployed actor) would fit well, except the ladies are too well-respected for "he isn’t embarrassed to be seen with her."
Jessica and whats-his-face fit well, except for "his office", as Kristin pointed out.
Jennifer Love-Hewitt?
Are any reality TV stars pregnant?
Kate winslet and Ned rocknroll
ReplyDeleteWasnt Jessica Simpson a spokesperson for Jenny Craig or one of those weight loss companies after the first baby ...that would fit with shortcut to skinny
ReplyDeletehttp://mediaoutrage.com/2011/12/13/jessica-simpson-lands-3-million-deal-from-jenny-craig-to-lose-weight-after-she-gives-birth/
ReplyDeleteConfirmed Jessica and her freeloader.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.laineygossip.com/Liev-Shreiber-Vulture-interview-on-marriage-and-kids/27137
You beat me to it, Whitney! From the link posted above: "Before you start on Liev [Schreiber] and Porny Simpson’s freeloader -- he’s exaggerating. Liev took on at least a project every year since he and Naomi have been together, including a job in television on CSI. And he’s practically the unofficial voice of sports for ESPN and HBO. So it’s not like he sits around smoking weed all day, ahem."
ReplyDeleteI still can't believe we have a blind about a stoner.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone go to a SMUT event? Is there anything to report?
I feel like real gossip has completely dried up, that PR has infiltrated almost every gossip blog out there. Where can we get the real goods these days?
there are a few things here - http://saskatoonsoapbox.blogspot.ca/2013/06/smutt-soiree.html
ReplyDeletewill smith + his trainer
kate moss's baby daddy = jude law (i think that's what she's saying)
nanny diaries blind is about reese
george c is into men
the only really new thing there, to me, was about kate moss. i dunno why, but i guess the attendees of the smut soirees are 'sworn to secrecy'.
Thanks @backhomeagain! That would probably explain why there is no media coverage of the events as opposed to last year.
ReplyDeleteI can't get over the fact Jessica's baby daddy has an office...
Off Topic DId anyone attend the newest smut soirees in vancouver and calgary? What was the Gossip? WHat did Lainey talk about? ANyone know where we can find out. I googled but nothing showed up except the link to the invite to it.
ReplyDeleteOh Duh just read the above posters. COol thanks. But what about what was dished in Calgary? Also I read on Lipstickalley ( I know) that there was talk about Kstew and Ashley Benson and a strap on? Um yet it wasnt mentioned in the link that backhomeagain posted. The poster said a friend went to the Vanc smut and this was mentioned about Kstew and Benson, not sure tho as I think the blogger would have remembered. ANyone else heard this?
ReplyDelete@Davy28 I found this. Hope it helps.
ReplyDeletehttp://immrfabulous.com/2013/06/06/getting-smutty-with-lainey-gossip-dan-levy/
Hey all.... Anyone got links to the dish that was served a Toronto's smut?
ReplyDeleteI really don't think this is Kate Winslet. Why should he be embarrassed to be seen with her? She has a good reputation among her peers, her colleagues constantly praise her, she doesn't have a diva persona on set or anything, she's widely regarded as down to earth. Plus she did have two failed marriages but no one really knows about them enough to call them 'sh_tty'. They just....didn't work out.
ReplyDeleteHalle Berry seems like a better fit. She's constantly involved with drama and maybe some would be embarrassed by all the allegations, fighting, etc. Her previous relationship problems were very public and everyone knows why things didn't work out. People know she's been abused, cheated on, the works. I don't know. This blind is probably about a random reality star.
Jessica Simpson is another good guess. People don't necessarily have to be employed to have an office. The office could be in reference to a normal home office with a computer. The 'shortcut to skinny' could be a reference to Jessica's deal with weight watchers. She was under a lot of pressure with the first pregnancy and it would make sense that she'd want a shortcut to lose weight.
ReplyDeleteKate Winslet doesn't strike me as someone who would ever take drugs, let alone take them to lose weight. She also doesn't seem vain enough to desire a shortcut to skinny.
gee Lainey does not write about the Kardashians even though they are one of E!'s cash cows?
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