Blind Vice: Star From Afar Lives to Cheat!
Isn't it somehow comforting to know that those not living primarily on American soil can be just as debauched as, say, Jesse James? I mean, it's not just a Hollywood thing to nab your partner, then start cheating left and right, is it?
Just last week, we showed you how the Duke of Schlongsbury is launching much gossip in the UK, what with the Duke's womanizing (and girl-izing)!
And not so far away from the Duke's castle lies...
Sovereign Stein-Moongle's plush pad, where he, too, spends ample time luring whichever young things he can to his celebrated boudoir.
Only difference is, Stein-Moongle loves to nab the boys, not the girls.
Also, another distinction between Sovereign and the Duke is their partners. The Duke's doesn't know bupkes about his philandering, quite unlike Stein-Moongle's other half, who's known all about Sovereign's dalliances for many, many years.
And perhaps one reason the cheated-on other half doesn't mind too much?
This lucky (and super-loaded) spouse often joins in on the action!
Hmm. And people wonder why the Stein-Moongles have lasted as a couple as long as they have?
Jeez, is mutual cheating really the answer to true love? Say it isn't so!
AND IT AIN'T: Sir Paul McCartney, Johnny Depp, Hugh Grant
Join four sisters as we read gossip columns and guess who the subject of blind items may be.
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Blind Vice: Star From Afar Lives to Cheat!
New from Ted on Friday -
Sounds like Elton John to me, but we already think he is "Prince Horebart Hairplug" from November 2010, which is basically the same BV.
ReplyDeleteThe first person I thought of was Elton John. Looking forward to reading the guesses of those that are smarter than myself! :)
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought of Prince Albert of Monaco. Rumours of his homosexual leanings have abounded for years, but he is married to a woman. And he does have that Prince thing going, which goes well with the Sovereign name.
ReplyDeleteThose Monaco Royals have provided ripe foddor for European gossip for years. His sister Stephanie literally ran away with the circus and had a baby with one of the circus performers.
If Elton John wasn't a good candidate for Horebart Hairplug, I'd say this was him. He has a stately pile near Windsor Castle. Unless Ted is talking about Buck. House, in which case it could anyone in London.
ReplyDeleteAnother thought... could this be David Furnish rather than Elton John, maybe? That would work with EJ being H.Hairplug.
What about Sting and Trudie Styler?
ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt?
ReplyDelete*The hyphenated name: Jolie-Pitt
*Boudoir is a French word. Johnny Depp lives in France. Jolie-Pitts have a home in France.
Does anybody else think that this post screams Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne?
ReplyDeleteI think this is not a true royal, since the title is "star from afar". But I think he might have a title like Sir Elton John. Does sting have a title?
ReplyDeletei immediately thought of robbie williams and his wife...although they have not been married for long.
ReplyDeletewhat does "super-loaded" here mean...? alcohol? breasts? something else i don't get...?
ReplyDeleteViscount Linley, the late Princess Margaret's son? He was named in a gay sex tape scandal and his last name is hyphinated (David Armstrong-Jones)
ReplyDeleteIsn' Elton rumoured to already have a bv? The one about him and BF watching boys doing it?
ReplyDeleteI like the Sting guess though. He and Trudy have lasted for a very, very long time, which has surprised a lot of people. And she had there for a moment spilled on Howard Stern, before going on damage control, that she and Sting were into threesomes. Or was it Sting who spilled... can't remember. So yeah, the wife joins in and makes Sting's two-somes a more rounded 3-some... :)
What about Pierce Brosnan and his wife? People have always wondered how/why they've been married so long.
ReplyDelete@talia Super-loaded means super rich.
ReplyDeleteThe Jesse James mention could also point to Brad Pitt since he played the title role in "The Assasination of Jesse James..."
ReplyDeleteRita, I agree, I think it's Sting and his wife, to be honest, though, I'm the least surprised.
ReplyDeleteThis is Elton. He likes v young boys & took out an injunction some years ago on the Sun newspaper in the UK to prevent stories surfacing.
ReplyDeleteArnold.
ReplyDeleteI find the Paul McCartney AIA odd because he doesn't really fit as one of a long-lasting couple. (As far as I can tell he and his now-fiancee have only been together four years. Which makes me think he is mentioned because this is about a musician - so I would say Sting or Elton John.
ReplyDeleteThe partner is 'super loaded' therefore it has to be someone who's super-rich in their own right. I wouldn't class Trudie Styler or David Furnish as "super-loaded" ... they're not all that successful.
ReplyDelete"This lucky [and super-loaded]" ... 'Lucky' what does that signify? The fact that he's put 'AND super-loaded' suggests the partner is lucky for another reason other than being rich.
My guess is Jamie Hince. 'Lucky' describing Kate Moss' beauty/career/dating Johnny Depp/working after scandal ... 'Super-loaded' ... well, she's a 'super'model & worth $90M.
Also, she's had threesomes & everything in between so joining in with her fiance & a random dude isn't out of the question.
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ReplyDeleteAlso, the A.I.A's
ReplyDeleteSir Paul - Musician [same as Jamie], Father of Stella [one of Kate's bestfriends], British [Jamie] ...
Hugh Grant - Other than being British? Has a country house in Lechlade, Gloucestershire close to Kates. Can't think of anything else.
Johnny Depp - Kate's most famous relationship.
o.k ... Hugh Grant connection -
ReplyDeleteHugh Grant
Hooker scandal, tabloid frenzy!
Kate Moss
Drug scandal, tabloid frenzy!
Juda! - Hugh grant doesn't have a significant other. So people cannot be surprised that his marriage had lasted this long. and the significant other joins his sexual escapades with boys.
ReplyDeletePikespeak - still think it's Sting too, for his significant other, Trudy, is pretty much super loaded on her own. Not Elton's hubby though.
ReplyDeleteWithout Elton's money, he could not have that broadway show running, or anything else for that matter.
We need to establish and narrow down the '...not so far away from the Duke's castle lies... ' bit. So far it seems to be anywhere from California to Monaco!
ReplyDelete@RITA
ReplyDeleteIf you read my 2 comments above the one you questioned you'll see I'm talking about the A.I.A's ... not the person in the blind.
My comment above states I think it's JAMIE HINCE & the "lucky [super-loaded]" partner is of course KATE MOSS.
The thing is, Judie Styles and Sting live in a castle!
ReplyDeleteAnd like McCartney's late wife, she is into organic food, has opened stores in the UK. And before she was an actor and Director, and still produces movies. She is the Founder of the Rain Fores Foundation.
Juda1, sorry, did not read full post. Will do right away.
ooh I like the Jamie Hince guess! wasn't he just in the US on tour??? imagine cheating on kate moss tho...
ReplyDeleteBut would you classify Jamie Hince and Kate Moss as a couple who's been together for "many, many years" or one who people wonder about lasting "as long as they have"? Haven't they only been together 3 or 4 years?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the off Kate Moss guess?
ReplyDeleteThey have an open relationship and it's hardly gossip that Kate Moss who would shag a cat is some threesome!
That is sooo 90's! Remember those stories about her Sadie and Jude back in the days via the Mirror?
Gotta be Sting. This morning, Ted notted George Michael, but said the "open relationship, boyfriend is rich, and they have been together for 14 years" are all the right details -- right oevre, country and perhaps colouring.
ReplyDeleteLike George, Sting is:
a singer -- check
partner is rich in her own right -- check, she's Trudie Styler, producer and actor, very successful
they've been together for decades, check
similar colouring - check.
And don't forget, they live in a castle!
ReplyDeleteHow about David Bowie and Iman?
ReplyDeleteI like your guess even better Cyn!
ReplyDeleteAnd David Bowie, who has admitted to sleeping with Mick Jagger (hey! could've been another great guess, except he hasn't been married for a while)among other same-sex big names, has been married to Iman for quite some time, has a lot more movie credits then Sting.
Wow! I'm on board with the David Bowie/Iman guess too. That's brilliant! He makes no bones about his preferences, and they have been together for a very long time by entertainment industry standards. For them to last this long, she must be on board with needs.
ReplyDeleteHello people!
ReplyDeleteVictoria & David Beckham.In Europe everyone says he is gay and that she doesn't care because she has her own lovers.And they own a castle in England.
It could be... The spouse could have already a bv (Victoria).
ReplyDeleteBut looking at the AIAs, Bowie would fit better not only career wise, but also age wise.
I really like the David Bowie guess.
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ReplyDeleteWow! David Bowie & Imam. That moves my earlier guess of Sting & Trudie Styler down to #2. In interviews, Imam has frequently said how lucky (!) she is to be married to a rock star. There have been plenty of rumours over the years about Bowie hooking up with young men.
ReplyDeleteAnd going back to my earlier checklist:
lives in England -- check
a singer -- check
partner is superloaded in her own right -- check, Imam is an international supermodel with her own makeup line
they've been together for decades, check
similar colouring to George Michael - check.
Gotta watch for more clues, but I'm liking this one.
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ReplyDeleteDear Ted:
Sovereign Stein-Moongle has to be George Michael. He has an open relationship, his boyfriend is rich and they have been together for 14 years. It all fits.
Am I right?
—BC
Dear Alas:
No, but, your detective work is most impressive. You lined up all the right details (which also apply to the real Stein-Moongle), just not the right guy.
Also, right oeuvre, country and perhaps coloring, have to say."
David Bowie is an interesting guess. Sting too, although if you are following Ted's rules, Sting is already a BV.
ReplyDeleteI think David Bowie lives primarily in New York.
ReplyDelete@Blurry, also this morning someone was hinting about this blind being about Sting doing the rounds of talk-show hosts and spilling the beans about his private life. Ted's answer leads to think that this may not be Sting after all...
ReplyDeleteWe need to know if Sovereign has more than one marriage under his belt, and if both are with different genders,i.e. Elton John.
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteLoved the Blind Vice you posted about Sovereign Stein-Moongles and his partner. If this couple is who I suspect it is, aren't they known for bragging about
their sexual exploits. Given that fact, do we dare hope this Vice won't be blind for very long? I mean, I halfway expect them to hit the talk-show circuit to
announce details to the world; they seem so proud of their bedroom prowess. What do you think?
—JR
Dear Blabber Mouths:
Seems you've got the wrong couple then. Sov isn't exactly discreet, but he's kept it a secret this long, hasn't he? You've got to give him credit for that!"
Bowie & Iman...they have been swingers for years...Bowie is an admitted bisexual...they have been married for years...and she is loaded in her own right (past modeling and owns a makeup company)
ReplyDeleteJust a heads up: there is a character on the Adult Swim show The Venture Brothers codenamed "The Sovereign", whose secrect identity was revealed to be.....David Bowie.
ReplyDeleteAlso: "Star from afar" = Ziggy Stardust
ReplyDeleteMoongle = Moonage Daydream?